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MORTALS. Zod is victorious. Having answered all of your questions, and defeated them all with the expected ability and strength, Zod has succeeded in his efforts to better understand the people of Houston. To that […]

Citizens of Houston, it is your ruler, General Zod. There is victory in the air, as Zod sniffs the mellow notes of the location of the son of our jailer. It may be soon. It […]

Zod welcomes you to another edition of his column warmly. No, he doesn’t. Zod is joking. Zod takes joy in your wretched peril and laughs at your misery. A poem: There is a riddle The […]

Mirthless subjects, your leader, General Zod, has words for your eyes. Behold them, or perish. First, a brief poem: The cutting lasers of my eyes The fluffy tufts of my chest hair The V of […]

Let me tell you something about power, mortals. Though Zod is of course the most powerful being in the world, power does not come with some strings. One can be strong, smart, and capable, and […]

Houstonlings. Zod here. Zod has a joke. Q: What do you get when you force one of Jim Lee’s drawings to smile? A:  BWA HA HA HA HA. Now laugh, as you deserve to. On […]

Houston, rejoice! It is once more Valen-Tine Day, where you may place your gestures of fealty at my feet as your one and only ruler, Zod. It calls for some special poetry: Roses are red. […]

People of Houston. Zod is here, to tell you that the State of the Union is irrelevant, for you are all my servants. A brief poem: Fancy, the bowing head For if yours is not […]

MORTALS. It is I. This week Zod has discovered the Tweeter. It amuses him, and provides an outlet for his poetry: Go to the Tweeter and follow Zod, or die, as you deserve to! And […]