Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

I wanted a Yellow one with Pink hair!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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January 12, 2017 1:15 am

Superman: All right gentlemen, stand back I got this!

January 12, 2017 1:17 am

Man: That man Lex is mad! Think you can stop him?
Superman: Gee, I hope so.

January 12, 2017 1:18 am

The President will see you now Superman.

January 12, 2017 1:21 am

Superman: Being surrounded by five men who work for President Luthor can’t be good!

January 12, 2017 2:20 am

I usually use a telephone both.

January 12, 2017 2:24 am

Superman: I told you. The card I picked is in the cabinet. I can see right threw it. You’re “magic” trick can’t work against me.

January 12, 2017 5:39 am

“H-here i-it is, Superman. Pl-please save us fr-from this t-terrible eight-legged monster on the wall. A-and don´t tell me it is j-just a sp-spider!”

January 12, 2017 5:46 am

You see this, Superman? This is a door. An incredible invention. It opens for you 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. All you have to do is push the handle down…and bingo! No more crashing through walls.

January 12, 2017 9:26 am

“Ok, Superman, please start reading the first line.”
“Yep, well done!”

January 12, 2017 9:48 am

“I told you Superman, go and fight that villain! So why are you still here?! Is it possibly Kryptonite?”
“*sob* N-N-No… but h-his mom´s name is M-M-Marthaaa…”

Da Puertorican
January 12, 2017 5:49 pm

Man: That is called “rain”.
Superman: But… I thought it didn’t rain in California!

Da Puertorican
January 12, 2017 5:53 pm

You promised in “Superman 2” that you wouldn’t let us down again, remember… right at the end… you flew the flag to the white house “sorry I’ve been away blah blah”… now… see what happened when you left again, see who is president now?! This is all on you!

January 12, 2017 9:19 pm

President Trump saw how you rebuilt the Great Wall in Superman IV and he has a new job for you.

January 12, 2017 10:20 pm

yes i admit i smelt it, but HE dealt it!

January 13, 2017 9:13 pm

No, I will not pull your finger

January 13, 2017 9:15 pm

These are not the droids you are looking for

January 13, 2017 9:17 pm

Trumps a good man…and you’ve been gone a long time.

January 13, 2017 9:20 pm

You must stop President Trump, now go!

January 13, 2017 9:21 pm

Do you see that? Good, cause we can’t. We’re all too old.

January 13, 2017 9:22 pm

This new suit, it’s so soft. Is it cashmere?

January 13, 2017 9:24 pm

No really, you guys have no idea how hard it is to get that curl to stay. It’s ridiculous.

January 14, 2017 4:51 am

Glorius Godfrey is the President?

January 14, 2017 4:52 pm

Stop, collaborate and listen. Supes is back with a brand new invention.

January 14, 2017 4:53 pm

Superman: Ok, so it’s called the mannequin challenge. You ready?

January 14, 2017 5:37 pm

I’m sorry gentlemen, I can’t see anything without my glasses.

January 17, 2017 1:10 am

Of course, Superman. It’s down the hall, second door on the left.
Don’t forget to wash your hands!

January 17, 2017 8:27 pm

I’m sorry. Your waistline is just to high. You’ll have to go.

January 20, 2017 12:37 pm

Dang it, Blackhawk! We’re trying to conduct a meeting here. Now get out, and take off that silly costume!

January 22, 2017 8:38 am

Is that way north?

January 27, 2017 9:16 pm

snicker*snicker* Hey Superman, pull my finger

January 27, 2017 9:19 pm

Superman, you do realize once you walk through that door, you will be on the other side?

January 27, 2017 9:20 pm

Sorry Kal, this is the no Superman club, beat it

January 27, 2017 9:21 pm

Amazing, looking from the back this man has a beautiful head of hair

January 27, 2017 9:24 pm

Superman, we all heard about what you did with General Lanes daughter (Kryptonian kama sutra) I think you better go now

January 27, 2017 9:28 pm

Superman, if you walk out that door you will never be a member of the uptight stuffy, judge mcjudgster club, ever!

January 27, 2017 9:29 pm

Ok Superman, you know that rules of the staring contest, no heat vision.