Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

roy-el:
I wanted a Yellow one with Pink hair!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Reaganfan
Member

Superman: All right gentlemen, stand back I got this!

Reaganfan
Member

Man: That man Lex is mad! Think you can stop him?
Superman: Gee, I hope so.

Reaganfan
Member

The President will see you now Superman.

Reaganfan
Member

Superman: Being surrounded by five men who work for President Luthor can’t be good!

roy-el
Member

I usually use a telephone both.

roy-el
Member

Superman: I told you. The card I picked is in the cabinet. I can see right threw it. You’re “magic” trick can’t work against me.

Stefan-El
Member

“H-here i-it is, Superman. Pl-please save us fr-from this t-terrible eight-legged monster on the wall. A-and don´t tell me it is j-just a sp-spider!”

Kal-Ed
Member

You see this, Superman? This is a door. An incredible invention. It opens for you 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. All you have to do is push the handle down…and bingo! No more crashing through walls.

Stefan-El
Member

“Ok, Superman, please start reading the first line.”
“C-…R-I-…P-T-O-N”
“Yep, well done!”

Stefan-El
Member

“I told you Superman, go and fight that villain! So why are you still here?! Is it possibly Kryptonite?”
“*sob* N-N-No… but h-his mom´s name is M-M-Marthaaa…”

Da Puertorican
Member

Man: That is called “rain”.
Superman: But… I thought it didn’t rain in California!

Da Puertorican
Member

You promised in “Superman 2” that you wouldn’t let us down again, remember… right at the end… you flew the flag to the white house “sorry I’ve been away blah blah”… now… see what happened when you left again, see who is president now?! This is all on you!

Hailex
Member

President Trump saw how you rebuilt the Great Wall in Superman IV and he has a new job for you.

superhero
Member

yes i admit i smelt it, but HE dealt it!

mnostl32
Member

No, I will not pull your finger

mnostl32
Member

These are not the droids you are looking for

mnostl32
Member

Trumps a good man…and you’ve been gone a long time.

mnostl32
Member

You must stop President Trump, now go!

mnostl32
Member

Do you see that? Good, cause we can’t. We’re all too old.

mnostl32
Member

This new suit, it’s so soft. Is it cashmere?

mnostl32
Member

No really, you guys have no idea how hard it is to get that curl to stay. It’s ridiculous.

MattComics
Member

Glorius Godfrey is the President?

mnostl32
Member

Stop, collaborate and listen. Supes is back with a brand new invention.

mnostl32
Member

Superman: Ok, so it’s called the mannequin challenge. You ready?

mnostl32
Member

I’m sorry gentlemen, I can’t see anything without my glasses.

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

Of course, Superman. It’s down the hall, second door on the left.
Don’t forget to wash your hands!

Randarch
Member

I’m sorry. Your waistline is just to high. You’ll have to go.

Randarch
Member

Dang it, Blackhawk! We’re trying to conduct a meeting here. Now get out, and take off that silly costume!

mnostl32
Member

Is that way north?

kal-el76
Member

snicker*snicker* Hey Superman, pull my finger

kal-el76
Member

Superman, you do realize once you walk through that door, you will be on the other side?

kal-el76
Member

Sorry Kal, this is the no Superman club, beat it

kal-el76
Member

Amazing, looking from the back this man has a beautiful head of hair

kal-el76
Member

Superman, we all heard about what you did with General Lanes daughter (Kryptonian kama sutra) I think you better go now

kal-el76
Member

Superman, if you walk out that door you will never be a member of the uptight stuffy, judge mcjudgster club, ever!

kal-el76
Member

Ok Superman, you know that rules of the staring contest, no heat vision.

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