Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

butchmoore:
“Sir, sir… you’ll have to leave. The second show is about to start!”
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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David Stone
David Stone
May 15, 2025 2:36 am

The ladies call me Beast

mpmp1234
mpmp1234
May 15, 2025 7:23 am

Huh, they do look like ants from way up here.

Last edited 10 months ago by mpmp1234
Carstonio
Carstonio
May 15, 2025 11:55 am

“Heh heh, watch the reaction from fans when they see my diabolical plot is yet again mass murder for real estate!”

Last edited 10 months ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
Carstonio
May 15, 2025 12:08 pm

An egotistical billionaire with dreams of world domination? Nah, too unrealistic.

butchmoore
butchmoore
May 16, 2025 11:57 am

“Ev’ry girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man!”

SNealings
SNealings
May 17, 2025 12:57 am

“Huh.. he calls that a fortress…my mansion is way bigger!”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
May 20, 2025 2:07 am

When you come from the dentist and want to say something, but the anesthetic has not worn off yet

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
May 24, 2025 9:58 pm

Finally got that stuck popcorn hull out of there!

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 27, 2025 3:11 am

Lex: Hashtag…super..sh#&. Hehe…and posted! Loser.

KMP
KMP
June 1, 2025 7:53 pm

Yeah, I got an overbite! You an orthodontist or what?

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 2, 2025 8:47 am

Yeth, Thuperman, I know that I lithp, but no one dareth to thay that to the great Lexth Luthor‘th fathe!

Last edited 10 months ago by Stefan-El