Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Damn, it’s my ex. Quick, drive faster before she sees me.

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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In the name of Hostess Fruit Pies, I have conquered Otisburg!
Maybe I wasn’t making myself clear. I said NO REN FAIRS IN METROPOLIS!!
“That time I took up fencing in college”
The failed audition for the Sir Lancelot role in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Sir Kal-El defends the Kingdom of Ugly Color Schemes.
“Hey, if they can knight Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger, then I deserve one too!”
No need for the sword, Superman – the color combination on your shield is enough to vanquish any foe.
Superman, knight of the House of El!
Time to cut loose with some weekend LARPing!
HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.