Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

dragon22a:
Damn, it’s my ex. Quick, drive faster before she sees me.
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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dylanpem
dylanpem
April 3, 2025 3:14 am

In the name of Hostess Fruit Pies, I have conquered Otisburg!

cj-kent
cj-kent
April 3, 2025 6:42 am

Maybe I wasn’t making myself clear. I said NO REN FAIRS IN METROPOLIS!!

butchmoore
butchmoore
April 3, 2025 8:08 pm

“That time I took up fencing in college”

Carstonio
Carstonio
April 3, 2025 8:50 pm

The failed audition for the Sir Lancelot role in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Carstonio
Carstonio
April 3, 2025 8:53 pm

Sir Kal-El defends the Kingdom of Ugly Color Schemes.

Carstonio
Carstonio
April 3, 2025 8:53 pm

“Hey, if they can knight Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger, then I deserve one too!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
April 3, 2025 8:57 pm

No need for the sword, Superman – the color combination on your shield is enough to vanquish any foe.

VladimirAlpha1993
VladimirAlpha1993
April 5, 2025 9:26 am

Superman, knight of the House of El!

mpmp1234
mpmp1234
April 5, 2025 9:29 am

Time to cut loose with some weekend LARPing!

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
April 9, 2025 10:38 pm

HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.