Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Bloodletting is spelled with two Ts, Miss Lane.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Since we got married, you´ve become kind of boring. Where have the old days gone, when you always came to rescue me when I fell out of a window?
I told Darkseid to stop pulling on my cape, but did he listen to me? No.
And then… he yelled “Martha” WHY would he say that name?
“But I don’t wanna wear the red shorts!”
“Well okay, I’m sorry I confused you with Susan Sarandon.”
“Every time you don’t want to talk to me, you hide in your Fortress mancave!”
“I want us to have a real night out, not one where you have to run off the save the world!”
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“I know you love the cape, but Edna Mode was right all along.”
“Bad enough you undress other women with your eyes, but did you have to use your X-ray vision?”
“And to think I could have married Bruce instead.”
“How come those other guys are in the Superman Homepage banner and I’m not?!”
“I hate Kaiju stains…”
I know your career will go better than mine
This Halloween costume thing was your idea. Where did this cape come from? Lex Luthor?