Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
Let’s see how my new razor blade performs.
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Carstonio
Carstonio
March 5, 2026 6:52 am

“No, I’m not using the signal watch to have Superman deliver a pizza!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 5, 2026 6:53 am

“Want an autograph from Turtle Boy?”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
March 5, 2026 7:28 am

Bloodletting is spelled with two Ts, Miss Lane.

Last edited 1 month ago by Stefan-El
VladimirAlpha1993
VladimirAlpha1993
March 5, 2026 9:23 am

What do you mean “my subplot is redundant and could be removed with no detriment to the movie”?

David Stone
David Stone
March 6, 2026 10:57 am

I can’t explain it either, but they do

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 6, 2026 6:20 pm

“Hey Chief, you wanna hear who the other heroes are hooking up with?”

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 6, 2026 6:23 pm

Snyder omitted Jimmy Olsen completely. Gunn totally made up for it.

Carstonio
Carstonio
March 6, 2026 6:27 pm

“I want that cool multicolor jacket from All-Star Superman!”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
March 13, 2026 3:36 am

The quiet ones are the most dangerous. Hopefully, no one noticed…

KMP
KMP
March 15, 2026 1:40 pm

Why yes, I have dyed my hair – and I’ve stayed out of the sun – no freckles!

butchmoore
butchmoore
March 18, 2026 11:04 pm

Thought bubble…”That Cat Grant sure is hot today!”