Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Carstonio:
“Your nose better not be in one of those, Kent!”
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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mpmp1234
mpmp1234
February 19, 2026 7:07 am

Are you not entertained!?

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 19, 2026 8:16 am

Chuck, the great Super-Norris, was so powerful that his thigh alone could power a lightsaber.

VladimirAlpha1993
VladimirAlpha1993
February 19, 2026 8:48 am

Time to sell action figures!

David Stone
David Stone
February 19, 2026 8:51 am

1990’s calling, they want everything back

Superman2878
February 19, 2026 10:56 am

By the Power of Krypton!
I HAVE THE POWER!
Kryto became the heroic Superdog, and I became Superman the Greatest Superhero in the Universe!
Superman!

Superman86
Superman86
February 20, 2026 3:39 pm

I am a Jedi. Like my Father before me.

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
February 23, 2026 10:30 pm

Not gonna let some James Marsden steal my thunder. I can dress like Cyclops too!

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 24, 2026 7:08 am

Darth-El still used to connect his lightsaber via LAN, even though wireless solutions already existed.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 24, 2026 7:10 am

Let´s see how my new razor blade performs.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 24, 2026 7:12 am

When Superman was a big Star Wars fan.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 24, 2026 7:13 am

Stupid flapping cape. Now I´ve cut a hole in it.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
March 2, 2026 7:41 am

Darth-El still used to connect his lightsaber via LAN cable, even though wireless solutions already existed.