Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

butchmoore:
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 5, 2026 12:52 am

Okay, maybe I have no nose and my “eye area” can possibly be mistaken for something else… but I have: DONUTS!!!

Last edited 2 months ago by Stefan-El
Carstonio
Carstonio
February 5, 2026 6:38 am

”Your nose better not be in one of those, Kent!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
February 5, 2026 6:38 am

“Dammit, I said sprinkles!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
February 5, 2026 6:39 am

“Do I look like Homer Simpson to you, Kent?!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
February 5, 2026 6:42 am

“For the hundredth time, at this newspaper we spell it ‘doughnut’!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
February 5, 2026 6:43 am

“Very nice, Kent. But you forgot the coffee!”

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
February 7, 2026 9:25 pm

In Gabriel Iglesias voice: “Cause you can smell it”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 16, 2026 1:06 am

No, thanks! I don´t want a Donut from someone who hasn´t got a nose, but some boobs in their face.

butchmoore
butchmoore
February 18, 2026 11:04 pm

“Look Chief…diversity donuts!”