Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Mullets make me sick too, Krypto.

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Last time I visit the LexCorp chiropractor.
My shoulder doesn’t hurt very much, but my face does. Right here. Not here, or here so much, but right here.
My shoulder doesn’t hurt very much, but my face does. Right here. Not here, or here so much, but right here.
Do I really look THAT BAD without hair?
Lex: Damn, it’s my ex. Quick, drive faster before she sees me.
Lex: I’m telling you; it’s staring at me.
Mercy: That’s a scarecrow Lex.
6/10 for the Professor X impression.
Shut up! I’ll do the driving!
Why they keep casting these “actors” to play me in big movies, and ignore the great casting that have on TV screens?
Mercy, mercy, mercy!