Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
I just saved a squirrel!
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Stefan-El
Stefan-El
November 20, 2025 2:03 am

Is everything alright, Superman? You look a little pale.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
November 20, 2025 2:07 am

The White Kryptonite Test proves: Superman‘s suit is purely plant-based

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
November 20, 2025 2:12 am

I said, „a statue like Buddha“, not Butter!

Superman.Worldwide
November 20, 2025 11:09 am

Look up in the sky—
It’s absurd,
It’s insane,
It’s Super Flan!

Superman.Worldwide
November 20, 2025 11:17 am

LEX: “You dairy freak. You honestly think anyone takes you seriously? You melt in the sun. You soften under pressure. You’re a joke.” SUPERMAN (Butterman): “That’s where you’re wrong, Lex.” “You see butter and think weakness. You think softness. You think something that falls apart the moment things heat up. But butter melts because it feels. Because it reacts. Because it responds to the world around it — the same way people do. Every dent, every scrape, every crack in me… they don’t make me less. They make me real. I’m not stone. I’m not steel. I’m not flawless. I… Read more »

Carstonio
Carstonio
November 20, 2025 8:27 pm

I always wanted a Superman cake for my birthday, but this is ridiculous!

Carstonio
Carstonio
November 20, 2025 8:29 pm

Greasing up for a rematch race with the Flash.

Carstonio
Carstonio
November 20, 2025 8:32 pm

“Watch what happens when I reach hypersonic speed and all this bacon fat reaches Flashpoint.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
November 20, 2025 8:33 pm

All we need now is a loaf of bread the size of the Daily Planet globe.

Carstonio
Carstonio
November 20, 2025 10:00 pm

James Bond fought Auric Goldfinger, and now the Man of Steel faces his greatest challenge – the diabolical fiend Lactus Butterfinger.

Carstonio
Carstonio
November 20, 2025 10:18 pm

Meanwhile, Bruce is stuck inside the Batcave while drenched in caramel sauce, and Diana is still removing the peanut butter from her lasso.

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
November 23, 2025 2:24 pm

When you order a Superman wax statue form TEMU.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
November 24, 2025 5:09 am

Superman literally was like wax in Lois´ hands.