Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
Are you jealous Jimmy? See, he doesn’t care what my toes look like.
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 7:26 am

”I’m so thrilled to receive the award for Best Attempt to Turn Superman into a Christ Figure!”

David Stone
David Stone
August 21, 2025 2:50 pm

I’d like to Thank the First Super-Man

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 8:59 pm

“Lex Luthor couldn’t be here to personally accept this award, as he’s working on Demented Plan No. 45,239,631 to destroy Superman.”

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 9:20 pm

A little-known fact about the Excalibur Award – if you pull out the sword, you become the next superpowered protector of Metropolis.

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 9:25 pm

A well-deserved honor for notching 10,000 rescues by Superman.

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 9:26 pm

”My name is Lois Montoya! You killed my Superman! Prepare to die!”

Last edited 7 months ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 9:28 pm

From a grateful world after Lois successfully housebreaks Krypto.

Carstonio
Carstonio
August 21, 2025 9:32 pm

Man, it’s so tempting to blurt out the secret identities of the entire Justice League.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
August 22, 2025 5:25 am

…and this Kryptonite Cross will help us defend the coming horde of Vampire-Supermen. No, I am not paranoid!

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
August 23, 2025 3:06 pm

Mamaaaaaa
Just killed a man,
put a cross through his chest,
turned to dust and now he’s dead.

KMP
KMP
September 1, 2025 11:43 am

This sword means so much to me, even if it isn’t silver kryptonite. Superman is high enough without it.

butchmoore
butchmoore
September 2, 2025 7:07 pm

“I would have to say…world peace!”