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The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
World’s Merriest
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On second thought, let us not send him to earth. It is a silly place.
Jor-El and the Holy Grail!!!
i gave him a diaper he can’t re-use
Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.
You beat me to it hehehe
Yep. Definitely got his mother’s lips.
The day has finally come…babies do not poop.
Father and son are both wondering who smells funnier.
That look….when the doctor shows you the bill.
The son becomes the father…and the father…the son.
You mean….I’ll grow up having a garlic breath just like you?
Say…ever worked in Washington? You look just like a typical politician.
My son…my pride….my pension.
“Who’s a little cue card? You’re a little cue card!”
this one made me chuckle☺ under rated even, i hope everyone gets it!
I got it. Added my own version before I saw this one
Well yes it is a baby but he doesn’t look anything like Yoda.
Simba.
The circle of Liiiiiife!
What should we name our son? Kal?Clark? How about Benny? Benny-el.
My son, you need a hair cut. How about a spit curl?
the moment you realize you’re holding a diaperless baby
“Who’s a stinky, smelly, Kryptonian baby?!!! Kal-El is!!!”
“Kal-El, if you pee on me one more time when I’m changing your diaper, I’m sending you to another planet!”
“Is it still 2020? Put me back in!”
he followed me home…can we keep it?
He has his mother’s nose and his eyes… look like… ZOD?!!! Laraaaaaaa!!!
Steve, please don’t kick me off. it was a moment of weakness.
wet wipe! WET WIPE!!
Geez, that’s really warm!
You are the future!
You will travel through space and be in your ship longer than most people are in quarantine. I’m sorry my child.
Lara…we’re going to need a bigger blanket!
What if Kal-El was a bagel?
Jor-el: You will have great powers my son.
Kal-el: Put me down! I’m afraid of heights!
Jor-el: Say Da da. Say Da da…….
Kal-el: Martha
Jor-el: What? Why’d you say that name???
Let me know when the Mohel arrives for the ceremony for Kal-el. All Kryptonian kids have to be circumcised before they are allowed to leave the planet.
Jor-el: It’s like I’m looking at a mirror.
yup! you definitely are your father’s son!
If only Krypto could ride along!
He’s such a good little actor!
When you are on earth you will be able to do amazing things, except wipeout this one plague called the Coronavirus.
In this Multiverse, Superman’s earth name was Michael Corleone.
don’t even think about it!
My son, I could’ve been a contender.
From “On The Waterfront”
Marlon: So this is Superman? I thought he’d be taller.
Kal-El, you have been caught in a further act of seditious treason pooping on your fathers hand. We find you:
Elder 1- guilty Elder 2 – guilty Elder 3 – guilty
Jor-El suddenly makes the connection and remembers Lara and Zod going to a work thing in Kandor
Your mom and I love you very much. Now get in this spaceship you we can shoot you to another planet.
Jor-els advice: never let them call you a coward, never kneel before anyone, never accept strange green rocks, never reach into hotel fires to get glasses never make a forth sequel
Marlon Brando, notorious for reading cue cards wrote this scene on the babies cheek
Jor-el: do you need a time out? Do you want to go for a time out in the phantom zone?
First elder: An unpleasant duty has been masterly performed, Jor-el, you have successfully cleaned your sons bottom.
You will travel very far my little Aaron Smolinski. You will go to many Comic-Cons and somehow remain famous for a few seconds of screen time
Brando’s method acting started becoming blurred with other movies “ the horror, the horror”
Donner: Cut!
Brando when the cameras stop rolling. You listen to me baby, don’t ever show me up, I’m the star! I’m the star!
Ha ha! You beat me to the joke. I was going to say
Marlon: Just remember who the real star of this movie is, and you’re looking at him.
An awkward visit from Zod to see the baby.
Jor-el: “would you like to hold him?”
Zod: “what? Huh, no, he’s not mine, I’ve never seen this baby before, I certainly have never slept with your wife, I gotta go”
Jor-el: You will carry me inside you all the days of your life. You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father the son. This is all I … all I can send you, Kal-el.
Lara: Jor-el, stop your being weird
Jor-el: Lara are you settled on this name? What about Ralph or something?
Jor-el: What time is the baby getting here?
Lara: She’ll be here at 7, her names Ursa
I meant babysitter
Is the baby not wearing a diaper? I should have taken my rolex off before filming this scene …
Wow! You made a big chunk of Kryptonite in the starship…
Dang it… I took the wrong baby from the park again!
How do we make you cutter than “Baby Yoda”?
When you grow up, you will have a wave of S hair hanging over your forehead. Just like your dear old dad!
If you do that again we’re sending you off planet!
Wardrobe: Ok, Brandos scenes are done let’s spray paint this wig black and get it to Christopher’s trailer for fitting, move people!