Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Tom-EL:
World’s Merriest
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Tannius
January 14, 2021 12:50 am

On second thought, let us not send him to earth. It is a silly place.

superhero
January 14, 2021 3:20 am

i gave him a diaper he can’t re-use

Last edited 7 days ago by superhero
superhero
January 14, 2021 3:23 am

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:35 am
Reply to  superhero

You beat me to it hehehe

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:36 am

Yep. Definitely got his mother’s lips.

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:38 am

The day has finally come…babies do not poop.

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:39 am

Father and son are both wondering who smells funnier.

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:40 am

That look….when the doctor shows you the bill.

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:42 am

The son becomes the father…and the father…the son.

You mean….I’ll grow up having a garlic breath just like you?

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:45 am

Say…ever worked in Washington? You look just like a typical politician.

Kal-Ed
January 14, 2021 4:49 am

My son…my pride….my pension.

BossThreads
January 14, 2021 7:27 am

“Who’s a little cue card? You’re a little cue card!”

superhero
January 14, 2021 4:09 pm
Reply to  BossThreads

this one made me chuckle☺ under rated even, i hope everyone gets it!

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:27 pm
Reply to  superhero

I got it. Added my own version before I saw this one

MattComics
January 14, 2021 8:03 am

Well yes it is a baby but he doesn’t look anything like Yoda.

Superman2878
January 14, 2021 9:01 am

Simba.
The circle of Liiiiiife!

Superman2878
January 14, 2021 9:05 am

What should we name our son? Kal?Clark? How about Benny? Benny-el.

Superman2878
January 14, 2021 9:37 am

My son, you need a hair cut. How about a spit curl?

superhero
January 14, 2021 9:41 am

the moment you realize you’re holding a diaperless baby

TySuper2021
January 14, 2021 1:24 pm

“Who’s a stinky, smelly, Kryptonian baby?!!! Kal-El is!!!”

TySuper2021
January 14, 2021 1:27 pm

“Kal-El, if you pee on me one more time when I’m changing your diaper, I’m sending you to another planet!”

nsponenberg
January 14, 2021 1:51 pm

“Is it still 2020? Put me back in!”

superhero
January 14, 2021 4:23 pm

he followed me home…can we keep it?

Steve Eden
January 14, 2021 7:40 pm

He has his mother’s nose and his eyes… look like… ZOD?!!! Laraaaaaaa!!!

Steve Eden
January 14, 2021 7:42 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Steve, please don’t kick me off. it was a moment of weakness.

superhero
January 14, 2021 8:08 pm

wet wipe! WET WIPE!!

mnostl32
January 14, 2021 8:32 pm

Geez, that’s really warm!

mnostl32
January 14, 2021 8:32 pm

You are the future!

mnostl32
January 14, 2021 8:55 pm

You will travel through space and be in your ship longer than most people are in quarantine. I’m sorry my child.

butchmoore
January 15, 2021 1:54 am

Lara…we’re going to need a bigger blanket!

MattComics
January 15, 2021 8:35 am

What if Kal-El was a bagel?

Superman2878
January 15, 2021 10:42 am

Jor-el: You will have great powers my son.

Kal-el: Put me down! I’m afraid of heights!

Superman2878
January 15, 2021 9:31 pm

Jor-el: Say Da da. Say Da da…….

Kal-el: Martha

Jor-el: What? Why’d you say that name???

kaleldpn
January 15, 2021 10:29 pm

Let me know when the Mohel arrives for the ceremony for Kal-el. All Kryptonian kids have to be circumcised before they are allowed to leave the planet.

Superman2878
January 16, 2021 12:02 am

Jor-el: It’s like I’m looking at a mirror.

superhero
January 16, 2021 1:11 am

yup! you definitely are your father’s son!

supermanofreno
January 16, 2021 1:32 am

If only Krypto could ride along!

supermanofreno
January 16, 2021 1:32 am

He’s such a good little actor!

mnostl32
January 16, 2021 8:36 am

When you are on earth you will be able to do amazing things, except wipeout this one plague called the Coronavirus.

mnostl32
January 16, 2021 8:38 am

In this Multiverse, Superman’s earth name was Michael Corleone.

superhero
January 16, 2021 6:08 pm

don’t even think about it!

Superman2878
January 16, 2021 10:02 pm

My son, I could’ve been a contender.

Steve Eden
January 19, 2021 12:42 am
Reply to  Superman2878

From “On The Waterfront”

Superman2878
January 16, 2021 10:06 pm

Marlon: So this is Superman? I thought he’d be taller.

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 11:48 am

Kal-El, you have been caught in a further act of seditious treason pooping on your fathers hand. We find you:
Elder 1- guilty Elder 2 – guilty Elder 3 – guilty

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 11:49 am

Jor-El suddenly makes the connection and remembers Lara and Zod going to a work thing in Kandor

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 11:50 am

Your mom and I love you very much. Now get in this spaceship you we can shoot you to another planet.

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 11:53 am

Jor-els advice: never let them call you a coward, never kneel before anyone, never accept strange green rocks, never reach into hotel fires to get glasses never make a forth sequel

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 11:54 am

Marlon Brando, notorious for reading cue cards wrote this scene on the babies cheek

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 11:55 am

Jor-el: do you need a time out? Do you want to go for a time out in the phantom zone?

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:00 pm

First elder: An unpleasant duty has been masterly performed, Jor-el, you have successfully cleaned your sons bottom.

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:05 pm

You will travel very far my little Aaron Smolinski. You will go to many Comic-Cons and somehow remain famous for a few seconds of screen time

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:07 pm

Brando’s method acting started becoming blurred with other movies “ the horror, the horror”
Donner: Cut!

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:09 pm

Brando when the cameras stop rolling. You listen to me baby, don’t ever show me up, I’m the star! I’m the star!

Superman2878
January 17, 2021 1:18 pm
Reply to  kal-el76

Ha ha! You beat me to the joke. I was going to say
Marlon: Just remember who the real star of this movie is, and you’re looking at him.

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:13 pm

An awkward visit from Zod to see the baby.
Jor-el: “would you like to hold him?”
Zod: “what? Huh, no, he’s not mine, I’ve never seen this baby before, I certainly have never slept with your wife, I gotta go”

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:19 pm

Jor-el: You will carry me inside you all the days of your life. You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father the son. This is all I … all I can send you, Kal-el.
Lara: Jor-el, stop your being weird

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:20 pm

Jor-el: Lara are you settled on this name? What about Ralph or something?

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:31 pm

Jor-el: What time is the baby getting here?
Lara: She’ll be here at 7, her names Ursa

kal-el76
January 17, 2021 12:31 pm
Reply to  kal-el76

I meant babysitter