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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
I warned him not to bite that apple.
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‘It may be an evil corporation, but Webscoe brews a mean cup of coffee.’
The looks you give the barista when they put ‘Martha’ on your cups.
I’m not sure being an Uber driver really works for you…or the batmobile
‘C’mon man, you tried to murder me. The least you can do is pick up the check.’
Bruce: ‘Another puff piece editorial about you saving a cat, Huh?’
Clark: ‘it was a turtle.’
Superman: ‘mmm this Starbucks is good! What brand do you like Bruce?’
Bruce: ‘Ask the inmates of Blackgate.’
And then Batman said jokingly, ‘okay clark, point out which cousin beat you up!’
You don’t drink coffee because it’ll keep you up at night? Rrriiiight, Bruce.
Oh fresh coffee? No I made this yesterday I just gave it a zap with my heat vision.
Clark: Gotham really is bad. This coffee place has brown brick walls and a window with no glass.
“…and in Paris you can buy a beer at McDonald´s. Do you know how they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”
beat me to the punch!
Beat me too!
i don’t care who you are. i said buckle up.
“How come they didn´t have any Donuts? I don´t drink my coffee without a Donut and you know that!”
where’s the cup holder?
what, no lid? dang it clark, i just had this detailed!
ya know, you’ve got one serious underbite
we usually have these talks at the superhero cafe. you know, because you’re batman…
Diana has done it again Bruce.First she takes over our movie,now she has a massive hit movie all to herself!
Batman (singing to himself): “The best part of waking up is Krypronite in your cup.”
Superman: What was that Bruce?
Batman: Oh Nothing, finish your coffee,Clark
love it.
Folger’s Krystals
“really… bat shaped marshmallows…kept in your utility belt…”
Does my “S” look funny to you?
What do you mean you get double scale for each episode?
It’s too obvious but:
Clark: “Oh the usual, made sure they put Luthor away, made-out with Lois for a little bit, flew out into space, smiled for the camera.”
Bruce: “Sweet”
Yes, I know you roomed with Robin Williams at Juilliard… you never stop talking about it.
(love it, true story!)
Clark- unfortunately, our pilot for “Mork and Dork” never caught fire.
Superman and Batman reach hour two of their competition to see who can look the most smug.
You know, I don’t care what the fanboys say. If I really wanted to, I could throw you into the sun.
Bruce…What would you have done if my mom’s name was Gertrude?
Superman: so that was the last of your kryptonite weapons, right?
Batman: Maybe…we’ll see…
Superman: Maybe the JSA has an opening…
Hmmmmm I wonder if I would look good in a mask?
clark, roll down the window. i can’t stand the smell of hazelnut.
So…rich? Your only superpowers are that your rich??
clark: You blinked! i win.
Tell me — do you drink coffee? You WILL!
Superman: “A hot toddy?”
Batman: “I know you never drink when you fly.”
So… this is what you do on a stakeout? Drink coffee?
Lose the coffee! EVERY movie the batmobile gets messed up.
Superman: “What’s new? I’m back from the dead and you ask what’s new?”
It’s new, it’s called ghost in a can.
This one made me chuckle 🙂
So, which continuity is this? Should we start fighting?
“Soup? I come back from the dead and you give me soup?”
So, now what? Vegas?
Gotham is a terrible city, but you do make THE best coffee.
Yes, Doomsday is destroying the city but UNION RULES say we get a 20 minute coffee break!
Why didn’t you get me any Hot Chocolate Clark?
Why didn’t you get me any Hot Chocolate Clark? You know it wouldn’t kill you to pay for 2 of Hot Chocolates.
Get out!
What!?
Clark no drinking in the car, Robin, and Nightwing and Red Robin, know the rules, just because your Superman doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to you, also next bring me one and maybe I’ll make exception. Now don’t make me use ejection seat.
I don’t even know why I’m drinking this, caffeine doesn’t even affect me.
Thanks Bruce but I only need to drink sunshine in the morning
I can reheat my coffee with my eyes, can you?
What would you do if I threw this coffee in your smug face?
I reheated this coffee with my eyes. Got something for that on your belt?
Um you kind of blew your identity, they wrote Clark on the side of your coffee. Super: Dammit
So you wanna come up for coffee?
Are we NOT going to talk about all the guys you blasted and ran over?
So… Aquaman gets to “van surf” but I can’t?
Clark: I need to see a therapist? You sure you’re not talking about yourself. I lost my real parents too and I turned out just fine.
Bruce: I smile on the inside. When I punch the joker in the face.
When Superman starts feeling the buzz you know there is enough caffeine in the coffee.
“No, not Lex at all. Turns out Starbucks is owned by this other bald guy named Dr. Evil.”
Starbucks’ new kryptonite flavored coffee didn’t go over as well as they’d hoped.
When Superman contemplates suing McDonald’s you know the coffee is too hot.
Superman: “Bruce, you never have three shots of espresso. Barry did that and we ended up with Flashpoint.”
Superman: “You know statistically flying is safer that driving.”
Batman: “Says the man who has caught falling aircrafts in nearly every movie.”
Superman: “I think we just blew that Starbucks drive through worker’s mind.”
Superman: “Why am I drinking coffee? Well, when the sun is down at night, this is how I keep my energy up.”
“Now that’s a real square jaw!”
WOW! You should try this, I got it at a new place, Odin & Sons, though weird they only come in Meaduims. Then why didn’t you get me one? Minuets earlier, be back in minuet Bruce. Hm. Yeah OK. Oh someplace new, hey I’m open trying someplace new at least once. Hello friend my names is Odinson how may I help you. Let me go with two small coffees one black. Oh, sorry sir, we only have Meadiums. Oh OK then two Meadiums. Brother Father wants a word with you in the Asgard Room. Thanks Brother, takeover this sale for… Read more »
Superman: ” I brought you an Nespresso.”
Batman: “Nespresso. What else?”
Superman: So Bruce, have you ever been to Martha’s Vinyard?
Batman: Why did you say that name?