Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

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I warned him not to bite that apple.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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74 Comments on "Superman Homepage Caption Contest"

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sundevil82
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‘It may be an evil corporation, but Webscoe brews a mean cup of coffee.’

sundevil82
Member

The looks you give the barista when they put ‘Martha’ on your cups.

superhero
Member

I’m not sure being an Uber driver really works for you…or the batmobile

sundevil82
Member

‘C’mon man, you tried to murder me. The least you can do is pick up the check.’

sundevil82
Member

Bruce: ‘Another puff piece editorial about you saving a cat, Huh?’

Clark: ‘it was a turtle.’

sundevil82
Member

Superman: ‘mmm this Starbucks is good! What brand do you like Bruce?’

Bruce: ‘Ask the inmates of Blackgate.’

sundevil82
Member

And then Batman said jokingly, ‘okay clark, point out which cousin beat you up!’

roy-el
Member

You don’t drink coffee because it’ll keep you up at night? Rrriiiight, Bruce.

roy-el
Member

Oh fresh coffee? No I made this yesterday I just gave it a zap with my heat vision.

roy-el
Member

Clark: Gotham really is bad. This coffee place has brown brick walls and a window with no glass.

Stefan-El
Member

“…and in Paris you can buy a beer at McDonald´s. Do you know how they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

superhero
Member

beat me to the punch!

Randarch
Member

Beat me too!

superhero
Member

i don’t care who you are. i said buckle up.

Stefan-El
Member

“How come they didn´t have any Donuts? I don´t drink my coffee without a Donut and you know that!”

superhero
Member

where’s the cup holder?

superhero
Member

what, no lid? dang it clark, i just had this detailed!

superhero
Member

ya know, you’ve got one serious underbite

superhero
Member

we usually have these talks at the superhero cafe. you know, because you’re batman…

Mr Mxy
Member

Diana has done it again Bruce.First she takes over our movie,now she has a massive hit movie all to herself!

Superlycan
Member

Batman (singing to himself): “The best part of waking up is Krypronite in your cup.”
Superman: What was that Bruce?
Batman: Oh Nothing, finish your coffee,Clark

superhero
Member

love it.

Folger’s Krystals

sman1938
Member

“really… bat shaped marshmallows…kept in your utility belt…”

Randarch
Member

Does my “S” look funny to you?

Randarch
Member

What do you mean you get double scale for each episode?

Randarch
Member

It’s too obvious but:

Clark: “Oh the usual, made sure they put Luthor away, made-out with Lois for a little bit, flew out into space, smiled for the camera.”
Bruce: “Sweet”

Randarch
Member

Yes, I know you roomed with Robin Williams at Juilliard… you never stop talking about it.

superhero
Member

(love it, true story!)

Clark- unfortunately, our pilot for “Mork and Dork” never caught fire.

Randarch
Member

Superman and Batman reach hour two of their competition to see who can look the most smug.

Randarch
Member

You know, I don’t care what the fanboys say. If I really wanted to, I could throw you into the sun.

supermaniac57
Member

Bruce…What would you have done if my mom’s name was Gertrude?

kaleldpn
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Superman: so that was the last of your kryptonite weapons, right?
Batman: Maybe…we’ll see…
Superman: Maybe the JSA has an opening…

KANSAS-SUPERMAN
Member

Hmmmmm I wonder if I would look good in a mask?

superhero
Member

clark, roll down the window. i can’t stand the smell of hazelnut.

BStever14
Member

So…rich? Your only superpowers are that your rich??

superhero
Member

clark: You blinked! i win.

robertgillis
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Tell me — do you drink coffee? You WILL!

robertgillis
Member

Superman: “A hot toddy?”

Batman: “I know you never drink when you fly.”

robertgillis
Member

So… this is what you do on a stakeout? Drink coffee?

robertgillis
Member

Lose the coffee! EVERY movie the batmobile gets messed up.

robertgillis
Member

Superman: “What’s new? I’m back from the dead and you ask what’s new?”

robertgillis
Member

It’s new, it’s called ghost in a can.

Randarch
Member

This one made me chuckle :)

robertgillis
Member

So, which continuity is this? Should we start fighting?

robertgillis
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“Soup? I come back from the dead and you give me soup?”

robertgillis
Member

So, now what? Vegas?

robertgillis
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Gotham is a terrible city, but you do make THE best coffee.

robertgillis
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Yes, Doomsday is destroying the city but UNION RULES say we get a 20 minute coffee break!

Jpx98
Member

Why didn’t you get me any Hot Chocolate Clark?

Jpx98
Member

Why didn’t you get me any Hot Chocolate Clark? You know it wouldn’t kill you to pay for 2 of Hot Chocolates.

Jpx98
Member

Get out!

What!?

Clark no drinking in the car, Robin, and Nightwing and Red Robin, know the rules, just because your Superman doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to you, also next bring me one and maybe I’ll make exception. Now don’t make me use ejection seat.

mnostl32
Member

I don’t even know why I’m drinking this, caffeine doesn’t even affect me.

mnostl32
Member

Thanks Bruce but I only need to drink sunshine in the morning

mnostl32
Member

I can reheat my coffee with my eyes, can you?

kal-el76
Member

What would you do if I threw this coffee in your smug face?

kal-el76
Member

I reheated this coffee with my eyes. Got something for that on your belt?

kal-el76
Member

Um you kind of blew your identity, they wrote Clark on the side of your coffee. Super: Dammit

kal-el76
Member

So you wanna come up for coffee?

Da Puertorican
Member

Are we NOT going to talk about all the guys you blasted and ran over?

Da Puertorican
Member

So… Aquaman gets to “van surf” but I can’t?

mnostl32
Member

Clark: I need to see a therapist? You sure you’re not talking about yourself. I lost my real parents too and I turned out just fine.

mnostl32
Member

Bruce: I smile on the inside. When I punch the joker in the face.

dragon22a
Member

When Superman starts feeling the buzz you know there is enough caffeine in the coffee.

dragon22a
Member

“No, not Lex at all. Turns out Starbucks is owned by this other bald guy named Dr. Evil.”

dragon22a
Member

Starbucks’ new kryptonite flavored coffee didn’t go over as well as they’d hoped.

dragon22a
Member

When Superman contemplates suing McDonald’s you know the coffee is too hot.

dragon22a
Member

Superman: “Bruce, you never have three shots of espresso. Barry did that and we ended up with Flashpoint.”

dragon22a
Member

Superman: “You know statistically flying is safer that driving.”

Batman: “Says the man who has caught falling aircrafts in nearly every movie.”

dragon22a
Member

Superman: “I think we just blew that Starbucks drive through worker’s mind.”

whroberts54
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Superman: “Why am I drinking coffee? Well, when the sun is down at night, this is how I keep my energy up.”

jer
Member

“Now that’s a real square jaw!”

Jpx98
Member
WOW! You should try this, I got it at a new place, Odin & Sons, though weird they only come in Meaduims. Then why didn’t you get me one? Minuets earlier, be back in minuet Bruce. Hm. Yeah OK. Oh someplace new, hey I’m open trying someplace new at least once. Hello friend my names is Odinson how may I help you. Let me go with two small coffees one black. Oh, sorry sir, we only have Meadiums. Oh OK then two Meadiums. Brother Father wants a word with you in the Asgard Room. Thanks Brother, takeover this sale for… Read more »
spidey2878
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Superman: ” I brought you an Nespresso.”

Batman: “Nespresso. What else?”

spidey2878
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Superman: So Bruce, have you ever been to Martha’s Vinyard?

Batman: Why did you say that name?

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