Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
Despite casting a zombie to play Superman, everyone on the internet still complained about the COSTUME being wrong.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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BMG
BMG
October 8, 2020 5:33 am

Superman to Flash…did I mention it’s a backwards race

Ron
Ron
October 8, 2020 6:32 am

Flash to Superman: Remember Clark, the loser has to wear his underwear on the outside 😉

lunetemperee
October 8, 2020 7:07 am

Will I get a brunch?

Kal-Ed
October 8, 2020 9:51 am

That look….when you missed the bathroom.

Kal-Ed
October 8, 2020 9:52 am

The loneliness of long distant runners is no longer lonely.

Superman2878
October 8, 2020 9:54 am

Superman and the Flash compete in their most challenging race yet. The slowest man alive race.

Superman2878
October 8, 2020 10:01 am

The Flash: If I win, you have to call yourself Bizarro and wear purple for a year.

Superman: And if I win, you will have to wear yellow for a year and call yourself the reverse Flash.

Last edited 13 days ago by Superman2878
Steve Eden
October 8, 2020 5:48 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Good one 2878!

Superman2878
October 8, 2020 8:49 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Thanks Steve Eden. 😀

afriend
October 8, 2020 11:08 am

Flash: Thanks for helping me find my lost contact lense, Superman.

Kal-Ed
October 8, 2020 11:55 am

Hey Wally… I mean Barry…I mean…. whatever….I smell bacon quacking!

Kal-Ed
October 8, 2020 11:56 am

Superman will cameo in the Flash….again.

Kal-Ed
October 8, 2020 11:58 am

You’re sometimes the star of your own race….and sometimes you are the competition.

Superman2878
October 8, 2020 3:22 pm

On your marks. Get set. Go!
And the winner is Quicksilver!

Superman:What? What’s going on?
The Flash: Huh? But he’s not even in this universe!

Kal-Ed
October 9, 2020 3:41 am
Reply to  Superman2878

I thought you wanted to say biiiicycle…biiiicycle….biiicycle.

Superman2878
October 9, 2020 2:33 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Biiiicycle! Ha ha ha Lol 😀

Last edited 11 days ago by Superman2878
Steve Eden
October 8, 2020 5:51 pm

…I’ll bet Krypto could beat him EASILY!

Superman2878
October 8, 2020 9:03 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Ha ha! Definitely 😀

superhero
October 8, 2020 7:30 pm

last one to 100 pushups buys lunch

superhero
October 8, 2020 9:44 pm

for martha

superhero
October 8, 2020 9:47 pm

her earing is somewhere around here

superhero
October 8, 2020 10:00 pm

great, i have to do pushups next to the guy a variation was named for

jreyes3001
October 8, 2020 10:47 pm

You smell.

jreyes3001
October 8, 2020 10:50 pm

On the count of three. 1, 3!

jreyes3001
October 8, 2020 10:54 pm

Who has two thumbs and is faster than a speeding bullet? This guy.

jreyes3001
October 8, 2020 10:57 pm

Superman: Gross, what’s that smell?
Flash: oops And Go!

Tom-EL
October 8, 2020 11:29 pm

Superman: “.. Speed force?.. Speed force?.. I don’t need no Speed Force…. I don’t need no stinkin’ Speed Force!”

Tom-EL
October 8, 2020 11:32 pm

My apologies to the 1948 movie “The Treasure of Sierra Madre”

DougEl
October 8, 2020 11:58 pm

Good grief, not one of these again. “Who’s faster, Superman or The Flash?” Dance, monkey, dance! Aren’t these people aware that there are actual crises we should be addressing at this exact moment, like delivering relief aid and supplies to areas hit by natural disasters, or people needing to be flown to hospitals, or parademons attacking in multiple cities? You know, important super hero type stuff? No, instead we gotta humor the White House, or TMZ, or…or whoever wants us to run a race for some reason to determine who’s faster, me or…Barry? Is it Barry again? Still? Or Wally… Read more »

Kal-Ed
October 9, 2020 3:42 am

Don’t you start singing FLASH….AAAAHHHH

MattComics
October 9, 2020 8:27 am

Flash: (muttering to himself) My name is Barry Allen and I’m the Fastest Man alive…


Superman: Yes, Flash I know what your name is and I can hear your tv opening theme playing in your mask.

superhero
October 9, 2020 10:42 am

did you stretch?

Da Puertorican
October 9, 2020 12:42 pm

Last slice of pizza!

Superman2878
October 9, 2020 2:32 pm

Guys, you are not you’re selves when you don’t eat. Have a Snickers.

superhero
October 9, 2020 2:40 pm

do you think we’ve taken the cosplay a little too far?

superhero
October 9, 2020 4:23 pm

i hate yoga

Superman2878
October 9, 2020 6:59 pm

Wait! Was that a mouse wearing a sombrero that just zipped by???

Superman2878
October 9, 2020 7:03 pm

It’s a race to the White House. Literelly.

superhero
October 9, 2020 7:43 pm

i shouldn’t have eaten that burrito

superhero
October 9, 2020 9:31 pm

usain bolt is running late

superhero
October 10, 2020 11:16 am

when i agreed to a race, i thought you meant naascar

superhero
October 10, 2020 12:13 pm

leg cramp!

superhero
October 10, 2020 6:18 pm

was that a roadrunner that just ran passed us?

Last edited 10 days ago by superhero
superhero
October 10, 2020 8:22 pm

i signed up for the 50 yard dash!

Kalibak
October 10, 2020 8:26 pm

Another race? Ughhh, how many covers have we posed for this?

superhero
October 10, 2020 11:43 pm

can we make this quick? i’ve gotta date

mnostl32
October 11, 2020 1:29 pm

Superman: You really think this training is going to help?
Flash: Absolutely, you can never be too fast to beat the other shoppers on Black Friday.

mnostl32
October 11, 2020 1:29 pm

Superman: My Gorilla Grodd impression is way better!

superhero
October 11, 2020 7:40 pm

age before beauty

superhero
October 13, 2020 7:55 am

ready player run

superhero
October 13, 2020 12:17 pm

psst…are they not entertained?!

butchmoore
October 14, 2020 2:13 am

As they age, both Superman and the Flash have learned not to “get down” without a “get up” strategy!

mnostl32
October 14, 2020 8:58 am

Best brooding face wins

mnostl32
October 14, 2020 9:02 am

Superman and Flash weren’t very happy when they were asked to kneel before Zod

mnostl32
October 14, 2020 9:03 am

Flash: I’ve got Grodd, you’ve got Zod. Between the two of them, they’re making a bad name for God.

supermanofreno
October 15, 2020 7:56 am

I’m still angry about the Batman v Superman contest

superhero
October 15, 2020 6:36 pm

superman: you left your iron on
flash: brb

Last edited 5 days ago by superhero
superhero
October 15, 2020 6:39 pm

sorry i’m late…

Tom-EL
October 15, 2020 7:39 pm

Superman: “Oh, by the way, I wanted to tell you, we’ve done this so often, I got a letter from Parker Brothers, they want to do a ‘Superman vs. Flash Race’ board game. They said they would make us an offer when they figure out how to put enough dots on the dice to move the board tokens at our speed.”

superhero
October 16, 2020 5:42 pm

I hate calisthenics

New Roosterman
October 19, 2020 3:44 am

I’m fed up with this. We did this already but some smarty pants declared the result “null and void” so we gotta do it…… AGAIN!

Last edited 2 days ago by New Roosterman