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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Despite casting a zombie to play Superman, everyone on the internet still complained about the COSTUME being wrong.
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Superman to Flash…did I mention it’s a backwards race
Flash to Superman: Remember Clark, the loser has to wear his underwear on the outside 😉
Will I get a brunch?
That look….when you missed the bathroom.
The loneliness of long distant runners is no longer lonely.
Superman and the Flash compete in their most challenging race yet. The slowest man alive race.
The Flash: If I win, you have to call yourself Bizarro and wear purple for a year.
Superman: And if I win, you will have to wear yellow for a year and call yourself the reverse Flash.
Good one 2878!
Thanks Steve Eden. 😀
Flash: Thanks for helping me find my lost contact lense, Superman.
Hey Wally… I mean Barry…I mean…. whatever….I smell bacon quacking!
Superman will cameo in the Flash….again.
You’re sometimes the star of your own race….and sometimes you are the competition.
On your marks. Get set. Go!
And the winner is Quicksilver!
Superman:What? What’s going on?
The Flash: Huh? But he’s not even in this universe!
I thought you wanted to say biiiicycle…biiiicycle….biiicycle.
Biiiicycle! Ha ha ha Lol 😀
…I’ll bet Krypto could beat him EASILY!
Ha ha! Definitely 😀
last one to 100 pushups buys lunch
for martha
her earing is somewhere around here
great, i have to do pushups next to the guy a variation was named for
You smell.
On the count of three. 1, 3!
Who has two thumbs and is faster than a speeding bullet? This guy.
Superman: Gross, what’s that smell?
Flash: oops And Go!
Superman: “.. Speed force?.. Speed force?.. I don’t need no Speed Force…. I don’t need no stinkin’ Speed Force!”
My apologies to the 1948 movie “The Treasure of Sierra Madre”
Good grief, not one of these again. “Who’s faster, Superman or The Flash?” Dance, monkey, dance! Aren’t these people aware that there are actual crises we should be addressing at this exact moment, like delivering relief aid and supplies to areas hit by natural disasters, or people needing to be flown to hospitals, or parademons attacking in multiple cities? You know, important super hero type stuff? No, instead we gotta humor the White House, or TMZ, or…or whoever wants us to run a race for some reason to determine who’s faster, me or…Barry? Is it Barry again? Still? Or Wally… Read more »
Don’t you start singing FLASH….AAAAHHHH
Flash: (muttering to himself) My name is Barry Allen and I’m the Fastest Man alive…
Superman: Yes, Flash I know what your name is and I can hear your tv opening theme playing in your mask.
did you stretch?
Last slice of pizza!
Guys, you are not you’re selves when you don’t eat. Have a Snickers.
do you think we’ve taken the cosplay a little too far?
i hate yoga
Wait! Was that a mouse wearing a sombrero that just zipped by???
It’s a race to the White House. Literelly.
i shouldn’t have eaten that burrito
usain bolt is running late
when i agreed to a race, i thought you meant naascar
leg cramp!
was that a roadrunner that just ran passed us?
i signed up for the 50 yard dash!
Another race? Ughhh, how many covers have we posed for this?
can we make this quick? i’ve gotta date
Superman: You really think this training is going to help?
Flash: Absolutely, you can never be too fast to beat the other shoppers on Black Friday.
Superman: My Gorilla Grodd impression is way better!
age before beauty
ready player run
psst…are they not entertained?!
As they age, both Superman and the Flash have learned not to “get down” without a “get up” strategy!
Best brooding face wins
Superman and Flash weren’t very happy when they were asked to kneel before Zod
Flash: I’ve got Grodd, you’ve got Zod. Between the two of them, they’re making a bad name for God.
I’m still angry about the Batman v Superman contest
superman: you left your iron on
flash: brb
sorry i’m late…
Superman: “Oh, by the way, I wanted to tell you, we’ve done this so often, I got a letter from Parker Brothers, they want to do a ‘Superman vs. Flash Race’ board game. They said they would make us an offer when they figure out how to put enough dots on the dice to move the board tokens at our speed.”
I hate calisthenics
I’m fed up with this. We did this already but some smarty pants declared the result “null and void” so we gotta do it…… AGAIN!