Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

What do they mean ‘not me’?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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July 23, 2020 1:23 am

I took one look in the mirror & already I’m have a bad day.

Steve Eden
July 23, 2020 1:25 am

I just LOVE these three dimensional puzzles, don’t you, Clark? Clark? AUGH!!!

July 23, 2020 6:20 am

Go ahead….turn the other cheek.

July 23, 2020 6:22 am

Twenty First Century Two Face….the new album from Foo Fighters.

July 23, 2020 6:29 am

….so I smashed the chandelier and took those fake diamonds hanging off the hook and broke them into tiny little pieces and glued them to my face. Now I’m ready for the Twilight Cosplay Contest.

July 23, 2020 6:32 am

This summer…a wide, toothy smile that resembles the Easter Bunny’s teeth is all the rage.

July 23, 2020 6:37 am

And the moral of this story….don’t be all shines and smiles and then troll people online for how they look like.

July 23, 2020 6:46 am

Since I can’t make my own action figure….I’ll turn myself into an action figure.

July 23, 2020 11:10 am

I think I need a new makeup artist.

July 23, 2020 11:10 am

You didn’t have to cut me off…Now your’e just somebody I used to know.

July 23, 2020 11:12 am

Um….you got a little something on the left side of your face Tom.

July 23, 2020 5:56 pm

do you have any aloe?

July 23, 2020 6:02 pm

what do you think? i’ve been exfoliating!

July 23, 2020 6:05 pm

i think i’m allergic to noxzema

July 23, 2020 6:09 pm

what? is there something in my teeth?

July 24, 2020 6:34 pm

yes my dad is a disco ball

July 25, 2020 9:09 am

Wait till they get a load of me!

July 25, 2020 9:10 am

It’s Johnny!

July 25, 2020 9:10 am

I joined the Kiss Army!

July 25, 2020 9:11 am

Gene is not feeling well, so they asked me to fill in tonight.

Last edited 3 years ago by jreyes3001
July 25, 2020 9:12 am

Does it bring out my eyes?

July 25, 2020 9:12 am

Your right it’s not my color.

Da Puertorican
July 26, 2020 2:02 am

Why can’t we remaster the series to 4K?!

July 27, 2020 8:47 am

I want to rock-n-roll all night and party everyday.

July 27, 2020 7:36 pm

Boo! Ha ha ha!

Last edited 3 years ago by Superman2878
July 27, 2020 7:38 pm

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

July 27, 2020 7:39 pm

Why so serious?

July 27, 2020 7:42 pm

So you mean to tell me that there were three versions of Superman, one Supergirl, but no Bizzaros for this crossover??? Me am not insulted.

July 31, 2020 2:06 am

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