Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Chiptooth:
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE GLASSES COST?!?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
May 14, 2020 1:24 am

Errm merm mur mur erm mur.

Ursa: Yeah, I didn’t get that. You’re going to have to take that helmet off if you want me to understand you.

mnostl32
May 14, 2020 8:55 am

Ursa: Are you from SpaceX?

mnostl32
May 14, 2020 8:55 am

Are you Tom Cruise here to film the space movie?

lemarjones
May 14, 2020 8:57 am

Ursa labeled “Covid-19”
Astronaut labeled “2020”
Caption “Yeah…but no”

Chiptooth
May 14, 2020 11:20 am

We come to visit you in peace, and with good will…
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Nah, I’m just kiddin’! Yeah, you’re gonna die.

Superman2878
May 14, 2020 11:34 am

My outfit looks silly? Well you’re the one wearing a bucket on your head.

mnostl32
May 14, 2020 12:00 pm

Elon, welcome home.

Steve Eden
May 14, 2020 1:13 pm

I knew I should’ve taken that left turn in Albuquerque!

Steve Eden
May 14, 2020 1:14 pm

Hello, sailor!

mnostl32
May 14, 2020 1:32 pm

Ursa: I can’t believe you wanted to come here for our first date, this place has no atmosphere.

Superman2878
May 14, 2020 2:37 pm

Ursa: I’m telling you the truth. I’m not contagious.

I don’t believe you.

MonteLight
May 14, 2020 3:26 pm

“So what’s oxygen like? Is it nice?”

approuty
May 14, 2020 5:23 pm

How dare you open a Space Ranger’s helmet on an uncharted planet! Oh wait…wrong movie.

Superman2878
May 14, 2020 5:54 pm

Why are you staring at me? You act like you’ve never seen a flying Kryptonian before.

Superman2878
May 14, 2020 7:36 pm

Staring contest! First one to blink loses.

MattComics
May 14, 2020 9:05 pm

In space when you talk you sound like Vera Webster.

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:26 pm

Are you from around here? What do you say we get a drink sometime.

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:28 pm

You said you are looking for Mr. Armstrong. Yeah he is not here.

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:29 pm

Mr. Armstrong owes you money. You might want to go check earth he missed this mission.

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:35 pm

I came here to escape the virus on earth. What about you?

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:37 pm

I’m stuck here until they lift the travel ban. What about you?

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:38 pm

This was the only place I could vacation because of the virus.

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:39 pm

#socialdistancing

jreyes3001
May 14, 2020 9:40 pm

#dontwantthevirus
#leftearth

Tom-EL
May 14, 2020 10:33 pm

“.. a dead rock in space with absolutely no scenery or atmosphere. Wow, you really know how to show a girl a good time!”

Superman2878
May 14, 2020 11:09 pm

Ursa: And so you see, when your ruler General Zod approaches you, you shall kneel before him.

Sorry miss, I can’t hear you. There’s no sound in space.

approuty
May 14, 2020 11:23 pm

Space rangers taking the distancing to an extreme by living on the moon.

approuty
May 14, 2020 11:27 pm

Usra…..

astronaut….

Ursra pulls up a sign that says: We clearly cannot hear each other due to lack of air. Looks like we need to learn American Sign Language.

GordonD
May 15, 2020 7:19 am

Years from now, people will use this photo to prove the Moon landings were faked!

mnostl32
May 15, 2020 10:38 am

Ursa phone home?

mnostl32
May 15, 2020 10:39 am

You flew here in a machine? You mean you can’t fly?

mnostl32
May 15, 2020 10:40 am

Yeah, the Phantom Zone is cool, kind of like this place!

Explosivo
May 15, 2020 3:20 pm

“Space Force” you say?

Da Puertorican
May 15, 2020 9:39 pm

You’re telling me it’s 2020 fashion, that every body must cover themselves?
What a backwards planet this must be.

mnostl32
May 16, 2020 9:36 pm

I’m sorry, you’re not allowed to mine here, go back to earth.

mnostl32
May 16, 2020 9:40 pm

Ursa: Corona Virus? Never heard of it.

Steve Eden
May 18, 2020 5:32 pm

Ha-ha! So, who says men never ask for diriections?

Steve Eden
May 18, 2020 5:36 pm

Yeah, sorry, I’m looking for two guys… One is a brutish looking guy, doesn’t talk much. The other one kinda small and skinny, but makes up for it with a HUGE ego! Have you seen either one of them?

Tom-EL
May 18, 2020 8:50 pm

Astronaut- “You just missed Neil Armstrong if you were looking for an autograph.”
Ursa- “No I was just looking for space junk I could take back and sell
to a pawn shop. There’s not much profit in crime with Superman around.
What are you asking for some of this stuff?”
Astronaut- “Hey if you’re looking for space junk, hang around ’til
my buddies on Apollo 15,16,and 17 show up. They’ll have everything,
even used moon cars!”

kaleldpn
May 22, 2020 12:08 am

Ursa: what were you expecting? a big tall piece of stone?

kal-el76
May 26, 2020 3:38 pm

Houston: What do you see?Astronaut: Well thats just it Houston, it looks a lot, a lot like a curl

kal-el76
May 26, 2020 3:43 pm

Ursa: I’ve come back in time to prevent you from singing in space like Mischa in Superman IV. His caterwauling made it all the way to Krypton.

kal-el76
May 26, 2020 3:44 pm

And the award for travelling the farthest to see Sarah Douglas is Doug.

kal-el76
May 26, 2020 3:48 pm

Astronaut: How much?Ursa: $5 to just hold hands, $10 to blow you a kiss, $20 to kick you in between your legs and launch you into space. $50 to let my friend join and deprive you of oxygen at the endAstronaut: Ooooh the last one please