Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Da Puertorican:
Hey Siri… find my phone!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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April 9, 2020 12:00 pm

This S stands for Sergeant Rock!

April 9, 2020 12:01 pm

is the gun just for show?

April 9, 2020 1:28 pm

“Yikes! Dey didn’t teach dat in basic trainin’!”

April 9, 2020 1:31 pm

“Hey, Supes! What’s the helmet for?”

April 9, 2020 1:32 pm

The Superman Express!

April 9, 2020 1:32 pm

And that was how Superman got his army nickname, The Lead Balloon.

April 9, 2020 2:07 pm

Classic Silver Age cover, or solicitation art for DC’s upcoming “NEW New 52” initiative? You decide!

April 9, 2020 3:46 pm

And why do we fall, sergeant? Because someone pushed us out without handing over a parachute.

April 9, 2020 3:49 pm

Life’s most important lesson: when you fall into uncharted territory, try to at least look calm and cool while you’re at it.

April 9, 2020 3:58 pm

Whoaaa!!! I’ve never seen yellow clouds before.

April 9, 2020 4:00 pm

Make war, not love…it’s safer.

April 9, 2020 4:04 pm

Heeeyyy, Jim…that’s a nice outfit.

April 9, 2020 4:10 pm


Man! Superman…bruh!

April 9, 2020 4:17 pm

Downloaded this new App. Falling Down. It counts how often you fall. I’ll let you know how’d it go.

April 9, 2020 5:54 pm

My parachute’s got me, what’s got you???

April 9, 2020 8:46 pm

They are sending in the big guns!

April 9, 2020 8:47 pm

Does this helmet match my outfit?

April 9, 2020 8:48 pm

Superman, if you get there first save me some tacos.

April 9, 2020 8:55 pm

The moment you realize the enemy is in big trouble.

April 10, 2020 11:50 am

The New Adventures of GI Superman

April 10, 2020 11:55 am

COVID-19…this looks like a job for Superman. Be safe!

April 12, 2020 11:27 pm

To the tune of “This is the army, Mr. Jones”
“This is the army Mr. Kent,
In your day you were a mighty gent,
Red K is trouble at any time
and it won’t even pay you a dime!”

April 14, 2020 9:34 am

Strange visitor from another planet
who can change the course of mighty rivers,
bend steel in his bare hands,
and who disguised as Franklin J Rock,
mild mannered infantry Sgt. for a great national army,
Fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice
and the American way!

April 14, 2020 12:06 pm