Superman Homepage Caption Contest

March 12, 2020 Superman Homepage News 57

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

MattComics:
“Have you considered… a mustache?”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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micah
micah
March 12, 2020 1:04 am

Clark: lois, I think I got….the CORONA VIRUS

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 1:18 am

Superman: “ Lois what was in that burger I just ate?”

Lois: “ Let me take a look. Beef, tomatoe, onion, Kryptonite???”

Superman: “ Did you say Kryptonite? I think I’m going to be sick!”

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 1:20 am

Lois please stop! No more jokes! I can’t laugh anymore.

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 1:23 am

Congratulations on your win for the caption contest MattComics. 🙂

MattComics
MattComics
March 12, 2020 1:32 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Thanks Spidey. Hey, I’m just glad anybody in the Homepage staff or members thinks my caption stuff is funny.

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 2:39 pm
Reply to  MattComics

It was definitely funny MattComics. 🙂

afriend
afriend
March 12, 2020 2:35 am

Dean Cain’s fear of flying finally got the best of him.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 4:14 am

Is it the Coronite virus??? Or the Kryptorona??? I could never tell!

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 4:16 am

Why can’t I say explicit content on the caption contest??

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 4:17 am

I’m gonna get a cameo in the Shazam sequel. I don’t know if I should laugh…or cry.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 4:19 am

They all make snide remarks on my right side…which is my less cute side.

GodzillaofSteel
GodzillaofSteel
March 12, 2020 4:23 am

Writers made Batman win again?? Really??

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 4:47 am

That feeling you get when you know you flunked your SAT exams.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 4:48 am

Your ex wife just passed away.

Oh thank God…no more alimony.

The_News_Editor
The_News_Editor
March 12, 2020 5:01 am

Lois, I have a super tummy ache!

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 8:52 am

Superman: “ No, that’s not true. That’s impossible. You’re not my father! Nooooo!”

Lois: “ Superman, you’re having a nightmare wake up!”

Superman: “ Huh? Lois? Thank goodness! It was just a bad dream. I had this horrible nightmare that my father Jor-El was alive and had turned evil.”

mypint
mypint
March 12, 2020 9:22 am

Lois: Superman. What’s wrong?
Superman: I don’t know Lois. My guts really hurts.
Lois; What did you eat? Did you fly to China again for “authentic” Chinese food again? You think it might be the CoronaVirus?
Superman: No Lois. I think it’s the Suchuan beef. They must’ve added extra hot spices this time. Sneaky rascals. Talk about burning at both ends….Ohhh it’s hurts so bad.

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 10:50 am

Lois please, please make it stop! I can’t watch anymore! This episode of I love Lucy where she dresses up as me is so hard to watch.

MattComics
MattComics
March 12, 2020 11:08 am

Ughhhh the Bendis run. It’s like being hit with the flu and Kryptonite at the same time!

general_zod
general_zod
March 12, 2020 12:50 pm

I think I pulled my red trunks up too quickly, I knew I should have gone with the 52 look.

general_zod
general_zod
March 12, 2020 12:52 pm

“I haven’t felt this ill since we saw that Ronald Regan film” (Airplane reference)

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 1:44 pm

They can’t figure me out. They used to deal with this big blue boyscout Super Nobody. Then they tackled this brooding edgy Super Somebody…and still don’t get it. What’s next?? A bombastic yelling Super Someone?

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed
March 12, 2020 1:48 pm

Over budget…under performance… Box office bomb…generic script…bad direction….NOOOOOOOOOO

CLARK!!! Clark…you’ve having a nightmare.

Oh thank God…I’ve had a strange dream, Lois.

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 12, 2020 2:42 pm

I can’t read another bad issue Lois. It’s just too horrible to look at.

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
March 12, 2020 3:31 pm

(For those of you who won’t understand – Channeling Marlon Brando in “On The Waterfront”) I Coulda been a Contendah!

Mr Mxy
Mr Mxy
March 12, 2020 4:59 pm

Constipation is no joke lois!

kaleldpn
kaleldpn
March 12, 2020 11:27 pm

Lois: Are you OK? Did you feel the dying screams of destroyed civilization on another world?
Clark: No, another Superman actor was just let go from his current show… Believe it or Not
Lois: Doofus! (walks away)

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 14, 2020 9:21 pm

Ughh, why did I eat all that smoked gouda!

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 14, 2020 9:22 pm

Look out Lois, I’m about to break wind

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 15, 2020 12:27 am

Lois: “Superman wake up! It’s me, Lois!”

Superman: “ Martha??Save Martha!”

Lois: “What?Why’d you say that name?”

Whogaman
Whogaman
March 15, 2020 2:08 am

Superman: “Quick Lois! Get some toilet paper!”
Lois: “Sorry, Superman! They were sold out!”

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
March 15, 2020 9:19 am

Clark is it Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Not funny Lois just get me the Pepto Bismol.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
March 15, 2020 9:21 am

Wait it’s not the Coronavirus it’s just gas. False alarm.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
March 15, 2020 9:30 am

Lois: Superman where does it hurt?
Superman: A little lower. Lower, loooower.
Lois: Grow up!

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
March 15, 2020 10:11 am

Lois I don’t want to go to school today. Doomsday will just make fun of my cape again.

butchmoore
butchmoore
March 15, 2020 2:01 pm

My shorts are too tight!

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 15, 2020 6:42 pm

No, don’t tell me the Superman Celebration might be cancelled!!

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 20, 2020 8:49 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

Well that happened for real, damn.

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 15, 2020 6:43 pm

Don’t make me watch the scene where they CGI my mustache off again.

mlefort347
mlefort347
March 15, 2020 9:04 pm

Lois: You’re not the first guy to hyperventilate, baby. I told you they were real and spectacular.

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 16, 2020 7:42 pm
Reply to  mlefort347

Lois- “You did it Superman! You’re Metropolis’s new burger eater champ! 10000 hamburgers in less than 10 seconds!”

Superman-“Please don’t say burger.”

elvisdo
elvisdo
March 16, 2020 4:24 pm

“You missed the first time… then you got them both the second time.” Star-Lord wasn’t kidding.

HouseOfPotter
HouseOfPotter
March 16, 2020 8:06 pm

Eating all of tRump’s bullcrap isn’t sitting well

Jpx98
Jpx98
March 17, 2020 2:23 am

Quick Lois I need some pizza it’s only thing that can counter act the Kryptonite that is poising me. Clark don’t you remember the Governor closed all California Pizza Kitchens& Bertucci’s in the state for 30 days because of the Corona Virus Brainiac is poising everyone with. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jpx98
Jpx98
March 17, 2020 2:38 am

Dean, Dean what’s wrong, I just had this horrible feeling,our show is ending and we didn’t even get a chance to finish the series or get at least to finish season 3, and there was this new Supergirl series and they didn’t even ask me to play Superman, just some spy that rises Supergirl when she comes to earth. Dean that did happen back in 90’s and there is a Supergirl series it’s 2020 now. What No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jpx98
Jpx98
March 17, 2020 2:51 am

What is it Dean?
Why, Why, why did they have The Bird of Prey & The Flash but not us in the Crisis of Infinities Earth 5part Crossover on CW but not us? The Flash I understand but Bird of Prey over us?
That is just not right, heck they even Superman Returns Superman in it and everyone hated that but, us everyone loves, that’s, that’s just not right.

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 17, 2020 5:35 pm

Lois: Superman, you’re gonna want to sit down for this, I’m going to marry Lex Luthor!
Superman: NOOOOOOOO!

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
March 17, 2020 11:54 pm

I have survived Doomsday, nuclear explosions, flying into the sun, Batman V Superman, “Justice League”… but I can’t believe it’s your cooking that finally destroyed me.

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 20, 2020 8:48 pm
Reply to  Da Puertorican

lol

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 18, 2020 9:21 am

Terry: “Dean wake up!” Dean: “Terry? Oh thank goodness. I dreamt that my character died on the Supergirl show and that I didn’t get to play Superman again for the upcoming crossover event.” Terry: “ I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but it wasn’t a dream. Your character did die and the crossover was months ago.” Dean: “ What? Oh no! At least tell me that Brandon was able to play Superman again. He’s a great Superman. Everybody loves his Superman. He deserves the part.” Terry: “Yes Dean. He played Superman again. You’d be proud.” Dean: “Thank goodness… Read more »

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 18, 2020 2:00 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Superman: “It’s not an S…… It means hope….hope is like car keys…. easy to wait! Where’s my car keys??? Did it went down a river???…………. Big fan of Justice…. why’d I say it like that???? No,no,no!!! I have a mustache,no CGI!!!!!”

Lois: “Superman wake up!”

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 19, 2020 11:40 am

I can’t spend another day in self isolation, let me out Lois!

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 19, 2020 11:41 am

Are we on Sesame Street? Today is brought to you by the letter S, which means Hope.

Superman2878
Superman2878
March 19, 2020 1:23 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

Lois: “I know that things seem bad now Clark, but remember, “ even in the darkest of times, hope cuts through. Hope is the light that lifts us out of darkness.””

Superman: “ I like that. Who said it?”

Lois: “ You did Clark. You did.”

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 20, 2020 8:47 pm

Metropolis is on lockdown? Oh the humanity!

superhero
superhero
March 22, 2020 4:15 pm

i could have been a contender!

superhero
superhero
March 24, 2020 11:45 am

superman: are you sure that was kaopectate?
losi: well, it had a “K” in it…