Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
So that’s where they keep the Snyder Cut.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

Tell your friends
  • 55
  •  
  •  
  •  
  • 1
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  • 2
  •  
23 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
lemarjones
February 27, 2020 8:39 am

Look closer, Kal-L. The people bring you gifts. All of the syrniki you can eat.

lemarjones
February 27, 2020 8:44 am

That’s right, Kal-L. Keep staring. Your heat-vision should kick in very shortly.

Superman2878
February 27, 2020 9:51 am

“What’s the sickle and hammer stand for?”

Superman: “It’s not a sickle and hammer.”

MattComics
February 27, 2020 10:45 am

“Have you considered…a mustache?”

mnostl32
February 27, 2020 2:29 pm

You might be super, but you’ll never have a mustache like me.

Superman2878
February 27, 2020 8:01 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

Tell me Superman, how do you get such a clean shave?

Superman: “ A little thing called CGI.”

Explosivo
March 1, 2020 1:37 am

Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me?

mnostl32
March 1, 2020 9:25 am

Welcome to the dark side Kal-el

mnostl32
March 1, 2020 9:26 am

And this was the first multi-verse parallel earth to go in Crisis.

Superman2878
March 1, 2020 9:34 am

Why do you keep calling me General Zod? My name is Anton.

jreyes3001
March 1, 2020 9:22 pm

Why is his hand on my shoulder? Did I forget to flush the toilet?

jreyes3001
March 1, 2020 9:23 pm

You big and strong like bear! (In a Russian accent)

jreyes3001
March 1, 2020 9:26 pm

Come visit Russia, we have our own Superman.

jreyes3001
March 1, 2020 9:29 pm

Well if it looks like Superman, flys like Superman and talks like Superman then it probably is Superman.

mnostl32
March 2, 2020 3:55 pm

You must be the kid from Brightburn, welcome to the Soviet Union.

Superman2878
March 3, 2020 10:16 am

Excuse comrade Superman, I mustache you a question.

mnostl32
March 4, 2020 9:59 am
Reply to  Superman2878

lol well played

Superman2878
March 5, 2020 11:15 am
Reply to  mnostl32

Thank you 🙂

Superman2878
March 3, 2020 10:29 am

I like your cape. What’s it made of?

Superman2878
March 3, 2020 10:32 am

Excuse me Superman, you’re in my spot.

jreyes3001
March 5, 2020 10:30 am

Relax Superman they came to see me. I’m a pretty big deal around here.

mnostl32
March 6, 2020 1:12 pm

So, how quickly can you build us a wall?

jreyes3001
March 6, 2020 9:42 pm

Superman show me paint the fence. Show me sand the floor.