Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

st-augustine:
Lex: You gave up your powers!? Why?
Clark: Because… with NO powers come no responsabilities…
Previous Caption Contest

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afriend
afriend
February 13, 2020 1:40 am

I see London, I see France, literally…

micah
micah
February 13, 2020 10:08 am

“With my super vision i can see all the way into the future. The year 3020 to be exact. That’s when WB will get around to making another Superman movie!”

RobertAnthony
RobertAnthony
February 13, 2020 10:14 am

GREAT SCOTT! This is what The CW is doing to me for their upcoming Superman and Lois show?!

Superman2878
February 13, 2020 11:45 am

Wow! So that’s where they keep all the scripts for the unmade Superman movies!

Superman2878
February 13, 2020 11:54 am

So that’s where they kept the Snyder cut. Wait, where’s the rest of it?

SupermanFan83
SupermanFan83
February 13, 2020 11:55 am

Even using my X-Ray Vision, I can’t find your interest in Bendis’s stories.

Mr Mxy
Mr Mxy
February 13, 2020 12:24 pm

Great Rao and pink lace is my favorite!

Superman2878
February 13, 2020 12:39 pm

I have a new superpower! Electricity vision!

Superman2878
February 13, 2020 12:43 pm

Let’s see, cdtykb.
Ok the next line, coprdeu.
And now the one at the bottom. Atprque.
Great! I don’t need glasses!

Oh but wait I still do need them because I’m also Clark Kent. And Clark Kent wears glasses.

Superman2878
February 13, 2020 2:30 pm

So that’s where Lois hides the chocolate chip cookies! Inside that lead box labeled “Caution!
Kryptonite!”

MattComics
MattComics
February 14, 2020 12:03 am

Get X-Ray eyes with Clear Eyes. Wow.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
February 14, 2020 1:13 am

These new contacts are messing up my heat vision.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
February 14, 2020 1:15 am

I have something in my eye.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
February 14, 2020 1:17 am

Is that Larry? He owes me money.

approuty
approuty
February 14, 2020 3:37 pm

Looks like Superman got Shazam’s lightening power, except it coming from his eyes intead of his hands.

approuty
approuty
February 14, 2020 3:38 pm

Looks like Superman got a new super power, Kyrptonite vision!

superhero
superhero
February 14, 2020 6:59 pm

those ant’s never stood a chance

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
February 23, 2020 10:09 pm

I knew it, Lois is with Steve Younis!! Watch yourself Younis!

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
February 23, 2020 10:16 pm

Darn this X-Ray Vision. I won’t be able to unsee that ever.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
February 23, 2020 10:17 pm

Krypto I found your toy.

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 24, 2020 11:07 am

The Macy’s Day parade really took a turn for the worse when Superman’s laser eyes turned on.

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 24, 2020 11:25 am

Well, I see the end of the multi-verse, looks like I’m……

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 24, 2020 11:25 am

This new microwave vision is awesome. I’m going to pop that corn so fast!

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 24, 2020 3:20 pm

The way your wife looks at you after she say’s “I’m Fine!”

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 24, 2020 3:21 pm

The look you give when the Justice League get together without you.

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 24, 2020 3:23 pm

When told he should imagine the crowd in their underwear for overcoming his fear of public speaking.