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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
My thumb’s stuck…
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Lex Luthor! The greatest criminal musician of our time!
*Otis off-camera* “Of our time!”
‘Sing us a song you’re the Superman… Going to take away your gift of flight… to com-mit the crime of the cen-tury… I have to give you some green kryptonite!’
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
‘I call this one… Concerto Del Lex’
‘Thank goodness I got my Liberace record back!’
‘Do you know what I can do with a single strand of Superman’s hair? … I can fix this G sharp!’
‘Well Lenny, I always considered you the Dutch elm disease of my family tree, but let’s see what you can do on those drums! 1…2…1,2,3,4!’
‘It just stands to reason, when it came time to request your song, this old… diseased… maniac would be your pianist!’
LOL!
Tell Mr Snyder that this diseased maniac desires input from Mr Donner nxt time!
‘WE LOVE YOU ADDIS ABABA!! GOODNIGHT!!!’
‘What is that God-awful noise you’re making?’
Lex: ‘Mozart, my low-forehead friend!’
Otis: ‘you’re arms are too short to play Mr. Luth-OR!’
Lex: ‘Otis! Would you like to see a long arm??’
Lex: ‘Oh… I see you’re wearing underwear… (Plays Old Time Rock and Roll) Now do me a favor and come back in while sliding’
Otis: I don’t think he wants to Mr. Luth-OR!’
This land is your land, this land is MY land
From California, except anything west of the San Andreas Fault
“Thank you Blackgate Prison you’ve been a wonderful crowd. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and remember we’ll be here all night… and for the rest of our lives.”
Luthor – The Musical
Simon Cowell: “No Good! NEXT!”
My attorney will in touch about your son throwing my other piano.
I call this one, ‘Deleted Scene’
Miss Teshmacher! bring me the candelabra!
Music over muscle?
I call this, ‘Bye Bye California.’
Never thought this thing would go the distance.
I dedicate this to “Superman IV.” I call it, “I am so VERY sorry.’
What are you going to do? Throw the piano across the room?
If this ruling the world won’t work, perhaps Mr. Williams can use a piano player.
A-wop-babba-loobop-a-wop-bam-boom!
The late 1970s saw a trend of disco remixes of classical music. Here, Gene Hackman is seen performing from his album “Mozart Funk”.
“I’m more than a bird, I’m more than a plane…’
Otisville, Hackensack
Mickey Mantle, Caddilac
Sputnik, Heat vision
Studebaker, Television
Ruler of Australia
British Beatle Mania
Rock and roller Zod at war
I can’t take it any more…
I ACTUALLY STARTED THE FIRE
Lex: Oh this? This is in the key of C you later Superman!
You think this is something Otis, you should hear me play the guitar!
Superman: Keep it up Lex and I’ll make sure you end on a high note.
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman…
Lex Luthor: So Batman discovered a secret wall with a piano. I think, with this piano, I I’ll discover the secrets of the universe!
Hackman: “The difference between you and me, Steven? I make a bad wig look good!”
Amell: “No, no you really don’t Gene”
Great, Otis forgot the tip hat. Well, tip hairpiece it is.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire…will burn Metropolis to ashes.
Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the Schroeder of Superman, some people call me Luthor
Me? The Joker? No. Never heard of him. But he must dress well.
Superman keeps calling me names. I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go!
It’s called “hip-hop”. You add a bass line and spoken word…the kids go crazy for it!
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
–Not if you know what’s good for you!
I will sing you a song, because I’m the piano man!
Hold on, let me get my Billy Joel wig
I play when I’m stressed
The Lex Luthor Tour. Now in Vegas!
La La Land 2 – Starring Lex Luthor
Yes, these are real ivory keys.
My warped brain gets its kicks from Rock and Roll baby!
A long, long time ago I can still remember how Grand land scams used to make me smile See, I knew a missile blast Could make ole California crash And then I’d be much richer after while The Daily Planet made me shiver With every headline I would quiver “Caped Wonder Stuns City” It made me long for pity. I can remember when I spied That his home world Krypton, it did fry Figured that rock could make him cry And Eve, that ain’t no jive. [Chorus:] So bye, bye, you Kryptonian guy Sent my Mrs. to the missile, and… Read more »