Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

butchmoore:
My thumb’s stuck…
Previous Caption Contest

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MattComics
MattComics
April 27, 2017 12:19 am

Lex Luthor! The greatest criminal musician of our time!

*Otis off-camera* “Of our time!”

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 2:15 am

‘Sing us a song you’re the Superman… Going to take away your gift of flight… to com-mit the crime of the cen-tury… I have to give you some green kryptonite!’

Randarch
Randarch
May 1, 2017 7:48 pm
Reply to  sundevil82

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 2:38 am

‘I call this one… Concerto Del Lex’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 2:45 am

‘Thank goodness I got my Liberace record back!’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 2:54 am

‘Do you know what I can do with a single strand of Superman’s hair? … I can fix this G sharp!’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 3:00 am

‘Well Lenny, I always considered you the Dutch elm disease of my family tree, but let’s see what you can do on those drums! 1…2…1,2,3,4!’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 3:05 am

‘It just stands to reason, when it came time to request your song, this old… diseased… maniac would be your pianist!’

Randarch
Randarch
April 27, 2017 1:42 pm
Reply to  sundevil82

LOL!

macca38
macca38
April 27, 2017 3:10 am

Tell Mr Snyder that this diseased maniac desires input from Mr Donner nxt time!

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 3:11 am

‘WE LOVE YOU ADDIS ABABA!! GOODNIGHT!!!’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 3:33 am

‘What is that God-awful noise you’re making?’

Lex: ‘Mozart, my low-forehead friend!’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 3:39 am

Otis: ‘you’re arms are too short to play Mr. Luth-OR!’

Lex: ‘Otis! Would you like to see a long arm??’

sundevil82
sundevil82
April 27, 2017 3:55 am

Lex: ‘Oh… I see you’re wearing underwear… (Plays Old Time Rock and Roll) Now do me a favor and come back in while sliding’

Otis: I don’t think he wants to Mr. Luth-OR!’

David Stone
David Stone
April 27, 2017 6:07 am

This land is your land, this land is MY land
From California, except anything west of the San Andreas Fault

dragon22a
dragon22a
April 27, 2017 6:59 am

“Thank you Blackgate Prison you’ve been a wonderful crowd. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and remember we’ll be here all night… and for the rest of our lives.”

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 27, 2017 8:12 am

Luthor – The Musical

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 27, 2017 8:13 am

Simon Cowell: “No Good! NEXT!”

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:30 am

My attorney will in touch about your son throwing my other piano.

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:31 am

I call this one, ‘Deleted Scene’

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:32 am

Miss Teshmacher! bring me the candelabra!

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:32 am

Music over muscle?

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:33 am

I call this, ‘Bye Bye California.’

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:34 am

Never thought this thing would go the distance.

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:36 am

I dedicate this to “Superman IV.” I call it, “I am so VERY sorry.’

robertgillis
April 27, 2017 9:37 am

What are you going to do? Throw the piano across the room?

RobertAnthony
RobertAnthony
April 27, 2017 10:56 am

If this ruling the world won’t work, perhaps Mr. Williams can use a piano player.

afriend
afriend
April 27, 2017 12:12 pm

A-wop-babba-loobop-a-wop-bam-boom!

afriend
afriend
April 27, 2017 12:19 pm

The late 1970s saw a trend of disco remixes of classical music. Here, Gene Hackman is seen performing from his album “Mozart Funk”.

afriend
afriend
April 27, 2017 12:29 pm

“I’m more than a bird, I’m more than a plane…’

Neal Bailey
Admin
April 27, 2017 1:24 pm

Otisville, Hackensack
Mickey Mantle, Caddilac
Sputnik, Heat vision
Studebaker, Television
Ruler of Australia
British Beatle Mania
Rock and roller Zod at war
I can’t take it any more…

I ACTUALLY STARTED THE FIRE

jagross0325
jagross0325
April 27, 2017 3:40 pm

Lex: Oh this? This is in the key of C you later Superman!

jagross0325
jagross0325
April 27, 2017 3:42 pm

You think this is something Otis, you should hear me play the guitar!

jagross0325
jagross0325
April 27, 2017 3:44 pm

Superman: Keep it up Lex and I’ll make sure you end on a high note.

jagross0325
jagross0325
April 27, 2017 3:48 pm

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman…

approuty
approuty
April 27, 2017 4:09 pm

Lex Luthor: So Batman discovered a secret wall with a piano. I think, with this piano, I I’ll discover the secrets of the universe!

dayzdoom
dayzdoom
April 27, 2017 4:44 pm

Hackman: “The difference between you and me, Steven? I make a bad wig look good!”

Amell: “No, no you really don’t Gene”

dragon22a
dragon22a
April 27, 2017 7:21 pm

Great, Otis forgot the tip hat. Well, tip hairpiece it is.

dragon22a
dragon22a
April 27, 2017 7:23 pm

Goodness gracious great balls of fire…will burn Metropolis to ashes.

roy-el
roy-el
April 28, 2017 12:55 am

Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the Schroeder of Superman, some people call me Luthor

lemarjones
lemarjones
April 28, 2017 5:59 pm

Me? The Joker? No. Never heard of him. But he must dress well.

lemarjones
lemarjones
April 28, 2017 6:05 pm

Superman keeps calling me names. I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go!

lemarjones
lemarjones
April 28, 2017 6:15 pm

It’s called “hip-hop”. You add a bass line and spoken word…the kids go crazy for it!

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
April 28, 2017 6:27 pm

What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?

–Not if you know what’s good for you!

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2017 8:50 pm

I will sing you a song, because I’m the piano man!

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2017 8:51 pm

Hold on, let me get my Billy Joel wig

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2017 8:57 pm

I play when I’m stressed

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2017 8:58 pm

The Lex Luthor Tour. Now in Vegas!

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2017 9:01 pm

La La Land 2 – Starring Lex Luthor

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2017 9:01 pm

Yes, these are real ivory keys.

MattComics
MattComics
May 1, 2017 1:47 pm

My warped brain gets its kicks from Rock and Roll baby!

Randarch
Randarch
May 1, 2017 7:43 pm

A long, long time ago I can still remember how Grand land scams used to make me smile See, I knew a missile blast Could make ole California crash And then I’d be much richer after while The Daily Planet made me shiver With every headline I would quiver “Caped Wonder Stuns City” It made me long for pity. I can remember when I spied That his home world Krypton, it did fry Figured that rock could make him cry And Eve, that ain’t no jive. [Chorus:] So bye, bye, you Kryptonian guy Sent my Mrs. to the missile, and… Read more »