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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Brandon was so excited to hear that there was a chance to play Superman again, he ran all the way to the casting office.
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So no news on there being a new Superman animated series?
Nope. Sorry Clark.
Should I tell her that’s decaf?
I didn’t want orange juice Clark!
No orange juice?
🙂
Aww shucks! I ordered a latte and they gave me hot cocoa
Sorry Clark. I think that we should just be friends.
What?why?
Because I’m in love with Superman.
Uh Lois, there’s something I have to tell you. I’m really……….sorry to hear that. Maybe we could go out for a hamburger?
No… They said the seasonal cups weren’t “inclusive”.
So how about that Sopranos ending. I was not expecting that.
I don’t think this is my coffee.
I’m still shocked over the Game of Thrones ending.
Why so blue Clark?
I didn’t get a balloon for the Thanksgiving day parade this year.
I don’t remember asking for rum in my coffee. No Clark that’s mine.
Lois you ever wake up thinking your someone else? No. Yeah me neither.
Lois this is my 3rd cup of coffee and I have to go to the, oops to late.
“Still the New 52 Lois…sighs…”
This is your son, Clark.
I can see the whisky in her coffee cup
Wait Lois, did you say that you added milk to my coffee?
Yeah. Why, what’s the problem?
I can’t handle dairy.
What do you mean…by saying I’m irrelevant to today’s audience?
The coffee cup from Game Of Thrones…instant classic. Only at Starbucks.
That awkward moment when you realise that this is not a coffee flavoured coffee.
I don’t always drink coffee…but when I do, I make sure it’s Super.
Breaking news: George Clooney voices Superman in new Nespresso animated ads with an exclusive first image.
Triats of a modern employee working at a company: Smart. Hip. Successful. Good looking. And a coffee to go with a fake name written on it. And also schmuck.
That look on your face when you show up for work and the boss wants to speak to you.
I can’t believe I just spilled coffee on my favorite tie.
Do I tell her she forgot to wear pants or….
Lois, I had this crazy dream that I outed my secret identity to the world because a pretentious comicbook writer was in control of everything I thought and said.
Okay, no more Starbucks for you Smallville
Clark: Sigh….They grow up so fast. It seems like it was only yesterday that Jon was ten. Now he’s eighteen.
Lois: That was only yesterday Clark.
Hmmm….Lois is having an ulcer. Maybe we should have it fester for a while.
That look on every fan’s face when they realise Superman is destined for more animated than cinematic features.
Aquaman? Aqua….man? I remember always dealing with that short haired Aqua-Nobody. Now I’m dealing with a bombastic, yelling, billion dollar making king of the seven seas.
I voice acted Captain Marvel. Now I’m voice acting Superman. Maybe I should voice act Shazam!? Could be interesting.
What Clark is thinking:
Jon’s all grown up, I told the world that I’m really Superman. What’s next for me?
Lois: “Clark! Didn’t you hear anything I said?”
Clark: “ Oh uh, yeah. That’s sounds like a great story to run by Perry Lois.”
Lois: “ What? No! That’s not what I asked! I asked do you think that Luthor or any of your enemies will be after us now that they know who you really are?”
umm, i asked for a venti nonfat, iced skinny mocha with light ice, whipped cream, and chocolate drizzle. not…this
this says kent clark
hmm. hazelnut?
Clark:” Why is this coffee cold Lois?”
Lois:” I walked to the Starbucks instead of taking a cab. Walking is the safest way to travel in Metropolis. Statistically speaking of course.”
Clark:”Statistially speaking?”
Lois:” Hey, your words Smallville.”
You know that dream of standing in front of everybody in your underwear? It’s not a dream for me.
What’s wrong Clark?
They canceled Krypton.
Why so blue Clark?
It’s my favorite shirt.
Why are you looking down at your feet Clark?
I’m wearing two different pairs of shoes.
Everyone already knows that you’re Superman Clark.
What? How?
I told them first.
Why does everyone keep calling me Superman Lois?
You’re still wearing your Superman boots.
“I’m only as handsome as I’m drawn…sad!”
so. you spent the night with superman?
ok, i’ll admit it. i was staring at gal gadot. but who wouldn’t?
i’m sorry lois! she looked just like you! but with red hair.
i said memory crystals, not folger’s crystals. but it’s the thought that counts!