Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

StuB:
Brandon was so excited to hear that there was a chance to play Superman again, he ran all the way to the casting office.
Previous Caption Contest

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Superman2878
November 28, 2019 12:33 am

So no news on there being a new Superman animated series?

Nope. Sorry Clark.

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 12:34 am

Should I tell her that’s decaf?

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 12:35 am

I didn’t want orange juice Clark!

No orange juice?

Randarch
November 28, 2019 7:36 am
Reply to  Superman2878

🙂

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 1:45 am

Aww shucks! I ordered a latte and they gave me hot cocoa

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 1:51 am

Sorry Clark. I think that we should just be friends.

What?why?

Because I’m in love with Superman.

Uh Lois, there’s something I have to tell you. I’m really……….sorry to hear that. Maybe we could go out for a hamburger?

Randarch
November 28, 2019 9:17 am

No… They said the seasonal cups weren’t “inclusive”.

jreyes3001
November 28, 2019 10:09 am

So how about that Sopranos ending. I was not expecting that.

jreyes3001
November 28, 2019 10:10 am

I don’t think this is my coffee.

jreyes3001
November 28, 2019 10:11 am

I’m still shocked over the Game of Thrones ending.

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 10:12 am

Why so blue Clark?

I didn’t get a balloon for the Thanksgiving day parade this year.

jreyes3001
November 28, 2019 10:15 am

I don’t remember asking for rum in my coffee. No Clark that’s mine.

jreyes3001
November 28, 2019 10:19 am

Lois you ever wake up thinking your someone else? No. Yeah me neither.

jreyes3001
November 28, 2019 10:21 am

Lois this is my 3rd cup of coffee and I have to go to the, oops to late.

sman1938
November 28, 2019 12:32 pm

“Still the New 52 Lois…sighs…”

rsavaiano
November 28, 2019 12:34 pm

This is your son, Clark.

Super El
November 28, 2019 12:44 pm

I can see the whisky in her coffee cup

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 7:52 pm

Wait Lois, did you say that you added milk to my coffee?

Yeah. Why, what’s the problem?

I can’t handle dairy.

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:37 pm

What do you mean…by saying I’m irrelevant to today’s audience?

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:39 pm

The coffee cup from Game Of Thrones…instant classic. Only at Starbucks.

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:40 pm

That awkward moment when you realise that this is not a coffee flavoured coffee.

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:42 pm

I don’t always drink coffee…but when I do, I make sure it’s Super.

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:43 pm

Breaking news: George Clooney voices Superman in new Nespresso animated ads with an exclusive first image.

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:48 pm

Triats of a modern employee working at a company: Smart. Hip. Successful. Good looking. And a coffee to go with a fake name written on it. And also schmuck.

Kal-Ed
November 28, 2019 9:52 pm

That look on your face when you show up for work and the boss wants to speak to you.

Superman2878
November 28, 2019 10:15 pm

I can’t believe I just spilled coffee on my favorite tie.

November 29, 2019 12:50 pm

Do I tell her she forgot to wear pants or….

MattComics
November 29, 2019 3:39 pm

Lois, I had this crazy dream that I outed my secret identity to the world because a pretentious comicbook writer was in control of everything I thought and said.

Okay, no more Starbucks for you Smallville

Superman2878
November 29, 2019 8:29 pm

Clark: Sigh….They grow up so fast. It seems like it was only yesterday that Jon was ten. Now he’s eighteen.

Lois: That was only yesterday Clark.

Kal-Ed
November 29, 2019 10:04 pm

Hmmm….Lois is having an ulcer. Maybe we should have it fester for a while.

Kal-Ed
November 29, 2019 10:06 pm

That look on every fan’s face when they realise Superman is destined for more animated than cinematic features.

Kal-Ed
November 29, 2019 10:10 pm

Aquaman? Aqua….man? I remember always dealing with that short haired Aqua-Nobody. Now I’m dealing with a bombastic, yelling, billion dollar making king of the seven seas.

Kal-Ed
November 29, 2019 10:15 pm

I voice acted Captain Marvel. Now I’m voice acting Superman. Maybe I should voice act Shazam!? Could be interesting.

Superman2878
December 2, 2019 1:38 pm

What Clark is thinking:
Jon’s all grown up, I told the world that I’m really Superman. What’s next for me?

Lois: “Clark! Didn’t you hear anything I said?”

Clark: “ Oh uh, yeah. That’s sounds like a great story to run by Perry Lois.”

Lois: “ What? No! That’s not what I asked! I asked do you think that Luthor or any of your enemies will be after us now that they know who you really are?”

superhero
December 2, 2019 5:12 pm

umm, i asked for a venti nonfat, iced skinny mocha with light ice, whipped cream, and chocolate drizzle. not…this

superhero
December 2, 2019 5:17 pm

this says kent clark

superhero
December 2, 2019 5:26 pm

hmm. hazelnut?

Superman2878
December 2, 2019 8:41 pm

Clark:” Why is this coffee cold Lois?”
Lois:” I walked to the Starbucks instead of taking a cab. Walking is the safest way to travel in Metropolis. Statistically speaking of course.”
Clark:”Statistially speaking?”
Lois:” Hey, your words Smallville.”

Da Puertorican
December 4, 2019 1:04 pm

You know that dream of standing in front of everybody in your underwear? It’s not a dream for me.

Superman2878
December 5, 2019 10:41 am

What’s wrong Clark?

They canceled Krypton.

Superman2878
December 5, 2019 10:42 am

Why so blue Clark?

It’s my favorite shirt.

Superman2878
December 5, 2019 10:44 am

Why are you looking down at your feet Clark?

I’m wearing two different pairs of shoes.

Superman2878
December 5, 2019 10:46 am

Everyone already knows that you’re Superman Clark.

What? How?

I told them first.

Superman2878
December 5, 2019 10:47 am

Why does everyone keep calling me Superman Lois?

You’re still wearing your Superman boots.

butchmoore
December 6, 2019 12:05 am

“I’m only as handsome as I’m drawn…sad!”

superhero
December 8, 2019 8:04 pm

so. you spent the night with superman?

superhero
December 8, 2019 8:10 pm

ok, i’ll admit it. i was staring at gal gadot. but who wouldn’t?

superhero
December 8, 2019 8:21 pm

i’m sorry lois! she looked just like you! but with red hair.

superhero
December 8, 2019 8:34 pm

i said memory crystals, not folger’s crystals. but it’s the thought that counts!