Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
Have you seen my trunks?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
October 24, 2019 12:14 am

Starring Superman as…. Dracula

superhero
October 25, 2019 6:21 pm
Reply to  roy-el

thumbs up!

MattComics
October 24, 2019 7:58 am

Don’t look, they haven’t CGed my mustache off yet!

superhero
October 25, 2019 6:22 pm
Reply to  MattComics

lol, thumbs up!

The_News_Editor
October 24, 2019 8:07 am

Eeek! A mouse!

superhero
October 25, 2019 6:22 pm

you beat me to the punch!

October 24, 2019 8:31 am

Please Superman, just listen one more time, I know we can figure out what the fox says.

October 24, 2019 8:36 am

Listen to this announcement, Supes…Chuck Norris is challenging you to a fight!

Superman2878
October 24, 2019 10:15 am

What’s wrong Superman?

Superman: I got something in my eyes!

afriend
October 24, 2019 10:48 am

With this zit, nobody will ever ask me to prom!!

Superman2878
October 24, 2019 12:07 pm
Reply to  afriend

Ha ha ha! Good one afriend.

ocwolf
October 24, 2019 1:07 pm

Too much garlic. TOO MUCH GARLIC!!!

Steve Eden
October 24, 2019 5:41 pm

GAAAAAAHHHH!FRUITCAKE!!!!

Steve Eden
October 24, 2019 5:42 pm

Aw, C’mon… It’s just ONE picture, ya big baby!

Dazzatron
October 24, 2019 5:53 pm

Oh no my one true Kryptonite … Bad Acting

afriend
October 26, 2019 12:30 am
Reply to 

Hey! That’s Kirk Alyn, not David Wilson.

jreyes3001
October 24, 2019 11:08 pm

Bro could you put some pants on!

jreyes3001
October 24, 2019 11:09 pm

Boundaries please.

jreyes3001
October 24, 2019 11:20 pm

Superman it’s only a brick.

BMG
BMG
October 25, 2019 4:53 am

OK, OK I promise to go back to the Onese costume next episode

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:13 am

My parents said I shouldn’t see you anymore. That’s why I’m covering my eyes.

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:16 am

I gotcha a pair of sunglasses. The glass is so dark they won’t even know your name.

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:19 am

Politics and superheroics are the same: you’re always in the spotlight but can’t stand a paparazzi.

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:21 am

I gotcha the latest scoop. Supergirl will be played by a man in a wig.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:23 am

That awkward moment…when you inherit your parents’ pet cockroach.

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:30 am

Relax…it’s just the engagement ring. Not Krypotonite. She asked me to bring it back to you.

Oh thank God.

Kal-Ed
October 25, 2019 5:34 am

Exclusive: first still of Hugh Jackman test screening for Superman.

Mr Mxy
October 25, 2019 1:07 pm

Next time you let one rip, give a guy a heads up!

superhero
October 25, 2019 6:23 pm

that’s not how the macarena goes!

superhero
October 25, 2019 6:25 pm

gesundheit!

superhero
October 25, 2019 6:34 pm

yes! you have a bat in the cave!

BMG
BMG
October 26, 2019 4:58 am

For the last time I do not need a new passport photo

superhero
October 26, 2019 9:21 am

no, your deodorant is NOT working

Superman2878
October 27, 2019 1:07 pm

Great Krypton! I don’t know what’s worse Lex. That Kryptonite you’re holding in that box or that awful looking toupee that you’re wearing. I can’t look at it. Take it off! Take it off!

jreyes3001
October 27, 2019 1:56 pm

Get behind me Satan get behind me. Superman it’s me.

Superman2878
October 27, 2019 3:42 pm

Superman: I can’t wait to see what you got me for my for my birthday Jimmy.Can I open my eyes now?

No peeking Superman.

RAS
RAS
October 28, 2019 8:09 am

Look away! I’m hideous!!

MattComics
October 28, 2019 11:21 am

Superman suddenly realizes that he forgot to take his glasses off.

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:23 pm

You tugged on my cape!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:24 pm

Not another retcon!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:25 pm

7, 8, 9, 10… Ready or not here I come!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:25 pm

No Christmas Candy! It’s OCTOBER!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:26 pm

The marriage proposal did NOT go well

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:27 pm

I saw the end of “SEVEN,” I am *NOT* looking in that box!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:29 pm

Oh, Kryptonite in a box. THAT’s original.

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:30 pm

I NEED AN ADULT!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:30 pm

I’m not crying, YOU’RE CRYING!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:30 pm

There;s no crying in baseball!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:32 pm

The extra-strength deodorant you ordered, sir.

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:32 pm

Funny bone! Stop laughing, it REALLY hurts!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:33 pm

Eek! A mouse! I must pretend to be afraid so no one will know I’m really SUPERMAN

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:34 pm

If I close my eyes, the man with the box will go away!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:35 pm

Oh, the humanity!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:35 pm

What do you mean I won’t be in the TV show but Noel will????

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:36 pm

Clark? I don’t look anything like this “Clark” person.

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:36 pm

Strong enough for man, Made for a superman. – Secret Deodorant. …

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:37 pm

Raise your hand if you’re Sure – Sure Deodorant.

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:38 pm

You’re LYING! Lois would never cheat on me!

robertgillis
October 30, 2019 11:39 pm

Superman reacts to being asks if he would like the senior discount

GordonD
November 2, 2019 6:02 am

Then the villain showed him the script for “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace”

Kal-Elvis
November 4, 2019 4:50 pm

A light suit, after Labor Day?? NOOOO!!!

jreyes3001
November 4, 2019 9:26 pm

Superman what happened. We messed up, the bachelor party the whole night, things got out of control and we lost Doug.

jreyes3001
November 6, 2019 10:10 pm

The moment you realize you can’t speak Spanish.