Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Getting rid of the red trunks worked out well. This should be even more popular!
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Boy, I can’t bend this. When everyone stops staring I’ll throw it out the window.
I think everyone has realized I’m wearing socks for my sleeves.
If I hulk up my chest just a little here, it’ll look good for the ladies.
Yes Lois these muscles are real.
Strike a pose!
Which gun are you talking about? One of these?
Welcome to the Superman gun show!
Mr. NRA president, I think you need a time-out.
Just give me a second, I can do this.
Superman was feeling a bit embarrassed for his accidental fart when bending the pistol.
Why… won’t… the gun…. FART?
The original 1951 version of “The Quest for Peace” dealt with smaller issues.
“Dang it Blackhawk! I’m serious! Take that costume off, and stop goofing around!”
Bad guy: I said pull my finger!
Done Drill Sergeant!!
uhh,props,this is a real gun.Please help.
Not a caption, but this makes me think if the time from either this or one of the old George Reeves black and white episodes where Superman stood there, hands on hips, bullets bouncing off his chest, the crook runs out of bullets and throws the gun at Superman…..and he quickly dodges it.
I laughed so hard as a kid watching that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGf1r8-Snss
is this it? classic stuff, love it. george was a dapper fella back in the day
LoL probably was, early 90s Nick at Night was a long time ago so I don’t remember exactly, but I think that’s when I saw it.
i have to say you sparked a memory with me there. i used to watch the Nick at Night AoS, along with Get Smart and other shows with my dad when i was little. great times. miss them. thanks!
Have you seen ‘Get Smart’ as an adult? Great show! Especially the first season. I love the way it blends comedy and action.
yes! it was a great show, and when i heard they were going to do a modern version with steve carrell and anne hathaway, i thought it was perfect casting! but the movie totally missed the feel of the original, though i like the cast. the original series had jokes that were over my head as a kid, but i can appreciate as an adult, if i can call myself that. i’ll only admit that in the cone of silence though
Jon Hamm’s little known audition for MOS
Superman visits Mad Men
Kirk Alyn: “Not the real Superman? Can Bud Collyer do this?!“
Bruce: “Hail to the king, Lois.”
Deborah Joy LeVine: “I’m sorry Mr. Campbell, you’re just not the Superman we’re looking for…”
It’s not loaded, right?
“For my next trick, I’ll answer the question. Am I faster?
The Original Padded Suit.
I’ve got 3 tickets to the guns show. For Larry, Darryl, and other Darryl
Superman’s impression of Don Draper.
My thumb’s stuck…
And another criminal avoids prosecution because ballistics couldn’t do anything with what was left of his gun!
Hard to hide behind this thing when your target is bullet-proof.
I’m sorry Detective Gordon, I did get my finger prints on the gun again.
My grip is so strong I can crush this gun. *Grunts* Did you put gold kryptonite in here?
Solar Radiation, the answer to all your gun bending needs.
Believe me Batman, you don’t need this.
While George Reeve died of a gunshot wound it wasn’t for Kirk Alyns lack of trying.
After several takes a stubborn Kirk was down to just his thumb
After the on set incident of 1948, the stuntman was born.
After a few too many whisky’s Kirk took his role a little too seriously
Famous Last Words: Hey Lois watch this!
Kirk Alyn to Director: Hey boss, this this loaded? *BANG*
Director: Ah crap
Now see here, iIf I don’t get my demands the lady in black in the the corner gets it next see?
Script: After disarming the bank robber Superman pulls the gun apart while using his heat ray vision to weld him to a pole (note: special effects to be added when invented)
You diseased Maniac, I’ll mould this gun into your prison bars, oh….that actually doesn’t make a lot of metal.
With the lack of breathable clothing, Supermans hair never quite stayed in place.
This isn’t a nerf gun, you liar!