Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

JhnJhnsn2002:
Getting rid of the red trunks worked out well. This should be even more popular!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
Member

Boy, I can’t bend this. When everyone stops staring I’ll throw it out the window.

roy-el
Member

I think everyone has realized I’m wearing socks for my sleeves.

jagross0325
Member

If I hulk up my chest just a little here, it’ll look good for the ladies.

jagross0325
Member

Yes Lois these muscles are real.

jagross0325
Member

Strike a pose!

jagross0325
Member

Which gun are you talking about? One of these?

jagross0325
Member

Welcome to the Superman gun show!

MattComics
Member

Mr. NRA president, I think you need a time-out.

mindhavens
Member

Just give me a second, I can do this.

Stefan-El
Member

Superman was feeling a bit embarrassed for his accidental fart when bending the pistol.

neal bailey
Editor

Why… won’t… the gun…. FART?

Randarch
Member

The original 1951 version of “The Quest for Peace” dealt with smaller issues.

Randarch
Member

“Dang it Blackhawk! I’m serious! Take that costume off, and stop goofing around!”

mnostl32
Member

Bad guy: I said pull my finger!

mnostl32
Member

Done Drill Sergeant!!

Mr Mxy
Member

uhh,props,this is a real gun.Please help.

Guest

Not a caption, but this makes me think if the time from either this or one of the old George Reeves black and white episodes where Superman stood there, hands on hips, bullets bouncing off his chest, the crook runs out of bullets and throws the gun at Superman…..and he quickly dodges it.
I laughed so hard as a kid watching that.

superhero
Member

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGf1r8-Snss

is this it? classic stuff, love it. george was a dapper fella back in the day

Guest

LoL probably was, early 90s Nick at Night was a long time ago so I don’t remember exactly, but I think that’s when I saw it.

superhero
Member

i have to say you sparked a memory with me there. i used to watch the Nick at Night AoS, along with Get Smart and other shows with my dad when i was little. great times. miss them. thanks!

Randarch
Member

Have you seen ‘Get Smart’ as an adult? Great show! Especially the first season. I love the way it blends comedy and action.

superhero
Member

yes! it was a great show, and when i heard they were going to do a modern version with steve carrell and anne hathaway, i thought it was perfect casting! but the movie totally missed the feel of the original, though i like the cast. the original series had jokes that were over my head as a kid, but i can appreciate as an adult, if i can call myself that. i’ll only admit that in the cone of silence though

superhero
Member

Jon Hamm’s little known audition for MOS

superhero
Member

Superman visits Mad Men

Randarch
Member

Kirk Alyn: “Not the real Superman? Can Bud Collyer do this?!

Randarch
Member

Bruce: “Hail to the king, Lois.”
Deborah Joy LeVine: “I’m sorry Mr. Campbell, you’re just not the Superman we’re looking for…”

superhero
Member

It’s not loaded, right?

superhero
Member

“For my next trick, I’ll answer the question. Am I faster?

superhero
Member

The Original Padded Suit.

superhero
Member

I’ve got 3 tickets to the guns show. For Larry, Darryl, and other Darryl

superhero
Member

Superman’s impression of Don Draper.

butchmoore
Member

My thumb’s stuck…

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

And another criminal avoids prosecution because ballistics couldn’t do anything with what was left of his gun!

MattComics
Member

Hard to hide behind this thing when your target is bullet-proof.

mnostl32
Member

I’m sorry Detective Gordon, I did get my finger prints on the gun again.

mnostl32
Member

My grip is so strong I can crush this gun. *Grunts* Did you put gold kryptonite in here?

mnostl32
Member

Solar Radiation, the answer to all your gun bending needs.

Randarch
Member

Believe me Batman, you don’t need this.

kal-el76
Member

While George Reeve died of a gunshot wound it wasn’t for Kirk Alyns lack of trying.

kal-el76
Member

After several takes a stubborn Kirk was down to just his thumb

kal-el76
Member

After the on set incident of 1948, the stuntman was born.

kal-el76
Member

After a few too many whisky’s Kirk took his role a little too seriously

kal-el76
Member

Famous Last Words: Hey Lois watch this!

kal-el76
Member

Kirk Alyn to Director: Hey boss, this this loaded? *BANG*
Director: Ah crap

kal-el76
Member

Now see here, iIf I don’t get my demands the lady in black in the the corner gets it next see?

kal-el76
Member

Script: After disarming the bank robber Superman pulls the gun apart while using his heat ray vision to weld him to a pole (note: special effects to be added when invented)

kal-el76
Member

You diseased Maniac, I’ll mould this gun into your prison bars, oh….that actually doesn’t make a lot of metal.

mnostl32
Member

With the lack of breathable clothing, Supermans hair never quite stayed in place.

mnostl32
Member

This isn’t a nerf gun, you liar!

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