Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

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Pull my finger!Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
July 11, 2019 12:15 am

I said, QUIT monkeying around!

roy-el
July 11, 2019 12:16 am

Lois! I won this for you at the fair!

afriend
July 11, 2019 1:35 am

You’ll go APE over our SUPER deals!!

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:08 am

Say what??? You want me to whisper into his ear if he wants to sing the blues???

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:11 am

Communication is the bridge that connects to men and women alike. With apes however, that’s a-whole-nother-story that only the Discovery Channel can solve.

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:13 am

Coming soon to a theater near you….

The Horse Whisperer 2: Monkey Business

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:15 am

Fans reaction to the cancellation of Swamp Thing goes online.

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:18 am

SPOILER ALERT: The post credit scene to King Kong vs. Godzilla revealed!!

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:40 am

In this episode of Abomination in Animation, we explore the mistake of Superman’s black hair appearing nonexistent onto Titano’s fluffy black fur.

Kal-Ed
July 11, 2019 3:44 am

Watch out…Titano’s gonna smash the box office…literally!!!!

Hailex
July 11, 2019 7:36 am

He says forget the Bananas, he wants 2 tons of those Beyond Meat Burgers!

mnostl32
July 11, 2019 2:31 pm

The DC adaptation of King Kong didn’t go over so well with critics.

mnostl32
July 11, 2019 2:32 pm

“Lois run, this big giant ape wants to take you to the top of The Daily Planet”

mnostl32
July 11, 2019 2:34 pm

Take your stinking paws off me you darn dirty ape!

mnostl32
July 11, 2019 2:35 pm

Superman: Who’s gonna show up next? Godzilla?

Superman2878
July 11, 2019 3:21 pm

Superman: Wait! So this Goku guy with the crazy big yellow hair, turned into this giant ape?

superhero
July 14, 2019 5:53 pm

everyone wants a selfie these days!

superhero
July 14, 2019 8:36 pm

breathmint. STAT!

Superman2878
July 15, 2019 12:37 pm

I said seafood! Not see food! Yuck!!!

supdrck
July 15, 2019 1:48 pm

Hey does anybody have a giant banana!

butchmoore
July 15, 2019 9:43 pm

Hey Batman…your monkey’s loose!

jreyes3001
July 16, 2019 2:29 pm

He said he knows Ralph from Metropolis.

jreyes3001
July 16, 2019 2:31 pm

Huh you say your favorite song is Monkey Wrench by the Foo Fighters.

jreyes3001
July 16, 2019 2:34 pm

He is upset they cancelled B.J and the Bear.

kal-el76
July 18, 2019 11:33 am

Superman delivers the ultimate quip before knocking him into space: I said NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!!

kal-el76
July 18, 2019 11:37 am

Superman: DO what??
Lois: I said pull the DDDDD size batteries out of his butt and he’ll shut down.

kal-el76
July 18, 2019 11:43 am

Superman is horrified as he watches the giant apes feces hurtling toward the small village and knows he must act quickly to save only Lois.

kal-el76
July 18, 2019 11:49 am

Superman to Justice League: Hey check out this Monkeys lame weapons…cymbals.

kal-el76
July 18, 2019 11:53 am

Superman destroys “see no evil” and ‘hear no evil”, now he must defeat the strongest of the three “speak no evil”.

Steve Eden
July 20, 2019 1:11 pm

EE-EE-AH-AH-TOOKI-TOOKI!

Da Puertorican
July 21, 2019 1:40 am

Come on Goku… we agreed no giant monkey!

July 21, 2019 3:15 am

We’re going to need a bigger banana!!

Stefan-El
July 22, 2019 9:27 am

Ok don´t worry, Lois. He just wants to climb up the Empire State Building with you.

Superman2878
July 22, 2019 6:25 pm

So this is what happened to curious George when he decided to play with Kryptonite.

Stefan-El
July 23, 2019 9:04 am

Ok guys, is anyone here called Mario or Jumpman who wants to rescue a certain Pauline from the rooftop?

RobertAnthony
July 23, 2019 3:31 pm

What is this? Superman vs. King Kong?

Superman2878
July 24, 2019 9:56 am

Superman goes to see Broadway’s next big musical production. Apes