Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
You’re thinking of… the ace of spades!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Jpx98
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Jpx98

Next up is Best Actor in Sci-Fi or Fantasy Movie. And the Nominees are…

Jpx98
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Jpx98

Next up is Best Actor in Sci-Fi or Fantasy Movie. And the Nominees are…Brandon Routh for Superman Returns, Henry Cavill for Batman vs Superman, Henry Cavill For Justice League, Henry Cavill for Man of Steel and me I mean Christopher Reeve for Superman The Movie.

Jpx98
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Jpx98

Next up is Best Actor in Sci-Fi or Fantasy Movie. And the Nominees are…Brandon Routh for Superman Returns, Henry Cavill for Batman vs Superman, Henry Cavill For Justice League, Henry Cavill for The Man of Steel and me I mean Christopher Reeve for Superman IV Quest For Peace. And the Winner is ( Henry Cavill I going to win, I’m going to win) Me I won! What!? Henry Cavill says falling over in his seat.

Jpx98
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Jpx98

And I want World Peace. Uh Superman this UN the Beauty Pageant is down the street at Madison Square Garden.

Jpx98
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Jpx98

And as President I will put a stop to Illegal Aliens from coming to our planet by building invisible force field and Mexico will pay for it. (Cheese not him too)(Translated from Spanish)

afriend
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afriend

“Was Street Smart really worth this …?”-Christopher Reeve, 1987

Jpx98
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Jpx98

Superman, Superman is true Lois Lane are having affair and left husband Clark Kent for you? What of course not I’m…Cl. I mean no. Superman Daily Star are you taking off for space and leaving teenaged cousin to safe guard the earth? No comment. Gotham Gazette.com, is true sued DC comics for using likeness in their comics, oh I hear someone screaming for help got to go. He didn’t say.

Jpx98
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Jpx98

I’m here announce the I am joining force Heroes to form a Justice League of ( yes, yes ok, ok right*) um a Justice League. ( yes Batman, yes Batman ok, ok no America or Unlimited right)

Jpx98
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Jpx98

Now for the last time I did not brake General Zod’s neck that was just movie people, this is real life and I don’t kill people the actor had no red trunks in his uniform as you clearly see I have red trunks in my uniform. Superman, Superman but weren’t you wearing a T-shirts and pair jeans and kaki work boots, people, people you have stop confusing comic books with real life and stop believing everything you hear and read.

Jpx98
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Jpx98

I will be building the wall for free and be back 10 sec. so no tax payers have to pay for it and neither will Mexico.

OK done anymore questions?

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Superman: ‘My speech might be a bit cheesy, but at least I won’t be just standing here silently scowling like a Zack Snyder movie.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Superman: ‘okay we have word that there is some bad peach tea circulating in the crowd. Repeat.. stay away from Granny’s peach tea.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘I will not be addressing any questions about the incident at the Bar.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

No one:

Chris Reeve: ‘I’m just here so I won’t get fined.’

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

I never lie.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

And here’s a little tune that I’ve been thinking about……..

Sweet Caroline! Ba Ba Baaaa!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Just read what’s on the screen and I’ll be fine. There’s no need to pitnick! There’s a giant meat eater heading to worth.

Pitnick? Meat eater? Worth?

Oh wait! They miss spelled panic, meteor, and earth……. Wait there’s a Meteor heading to Earth? I got to go stop this thing!!!! Up up and away!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I am Clark Kent!
Ha ha ha. Just kidding! Clark wears glasses. We look nothing alike.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hello? Hello?
Is this thing on?
Can everyone hear me? No?

I wish that everyone could have super hearing like me. Guess I’ll just have to use my Super voice.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I am not Iron-man.

I am Superman!

johnny
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johnny

I am pleased to announce, we have begun filming Man of Steel 2

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Would the person who owns the RV please move your vehicle? It’s in a no parking zone and it’s been left running.

redcape
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redcape

Gentlemen….I’ve been here long enough to under stand that this planet needs to go the way of Krypton.

Jamiah
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Jamiah

I would personally like to apologize to the honored delegates present today. This film is well outside the vision I intended it to be; however, powers higher than myself have deemed it necessary to cut every corner possible in presenting the film before you.

superhero
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superhero

Friends, kryptonians, countrymen, lend me your ears!

approuty
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Superman sues WB and game developers for their lack of understanding and faith of him in all media other than comics.

Superdoc
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SuperDoc MD

“Senator… trust me, that is not Granny’s Peach tea”…

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman’s audition on The Voice didn’t go over so well.

ThaJackaLsHead
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“And the next number is… 8 The number is 8… Wait you in the back did you say BINGO sir?”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Good evening. I’m Superman. I will be tonight’s moderator for this presidential debate.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Oh boy! I hope that there will be someone to translate what I have to say to all the nations of the world. Otherwise, this is going to take a while.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Thanos is in the phantom zone.
You’re welcome.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I’m looking at you mister! Yes you! Fourth seat middle row! You were making noise throughout my entire movie!

butchmoore
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butchmoore

“Alex, I’ll take glowing rocks for $100!”

afriend
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afriend

Superman eases his stage fright by using his x-ray vision to see the audience’s underwear…

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman’s stage fright is controlled by not only by picturing the audience naked but seeing them naked…because he can.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

I Christopher Reeve, promise not to provide any more ideas for Superman movies. (The crowd erupts)

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Reporter: Superman what colour underwear am I wearing?
Superman: Sir I’m not playing your games…check his credentials
Reporter: Ha! I’m not!!!!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Reporter: Tell us Chris, why did you an Margot sell your souls to make Superman IV
PR person: Ok thats enough, no more questions

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Christopher Reeve: I would like to announce in partnership with Canon Films another 3 film partnership that will see Superman 5-7 and me play Superman into my late 40’s.
Producer: What the hell is he doing? Thats not on the teleprompter…cut to commercial

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Joe Public: Superman I know you do a lot of good in the world but is there any way you could leave our wives alone? You have so much and theres nothing we can do to stop you.
Superman: Great question, the answers no and I’ll be seeing Barbara tonight.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Auctioneer: Ladies and Gentlemen the next item on our auction is a complete Superman Movie worn costume by Christopher Reeve.
1/2 hour later the winning bid is made….
Auctioneer: Sold to that man. Its your lucky day as its actually the costume Mr. Reeve is wearing right now, go on Christopher, strip and give him his prize.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Reeve: I’m here today to warn Henry Cavill and anyone thinking of being Superman…don’t do it…RUN…the curse is real

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Sports Reporter: Superman your Metropolis team lost again to rival Gotham, talk to us about what needs to be done to win.
Superman: Well we got a good squad and we wanna win. We just need to play better and shut down Victor Stone who is a tremendous athlete for them. If we settle down and just play our game I think we can pull it off.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

1987 press conference
Reporter: Christopher talk to us about the casting of Superman IV.
Christopher: We I can’t say enough about the cast and crew. It was great to have so many original cast members back, Gene, Margot, Jackie, Marc as well as newcomer Damian McLawhorn who plays Jeremy. We looked at hundreds of actors and decided he was the best of the worst. I see a bright long future for him in the industry.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman decides to take a stab at stand up to see if he has super humour.
“Hey, what’s the deal with earthlings? They need machines to fly and continue to flounder in galactic mediocrity, it’s like be smarter catch up to the rest of us, am I right?”
audience: cough, cough….silence
A clearly embarrassed Superman, and not wanting a bad review hurls the comedy club towards the sun

mnostl32
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mnostl32

There’s no one in a Lex Corp made wheel chair in here is there?

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Haha, good one!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Judge: Superman, how do you plead to the bombings at the US Capitol?
Superman: Not guilty your honor. Bad idea calling me here today.
*boom*

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: People are just itching to photoshop a mustache on me aren’t they?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman: If you prefer to recognize me in court, I can draw a mustache on my face?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Sometimes you just need a mustache as a secret identity.

robertgillis
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Effective today, I am ridding the planet of all nuclear weapons by throwing them into space because NOTHING BAD ever happens when I do that!

robertgillis
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Can I run for president? Bryne continuity yes, Birthright maybe, Rebirth i am not sure.

robertgillis
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It is forbidden for me to interfere with human history, so I am announcing I will do it again!

robertgillis
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Make Krypton Great Again

robertgillis
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Will you PLEASE stop asking about “the new 52?” Again, I refer you to Dr. Manhattan.

robertgillis
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It’s time for a movie to address REAL issues that threaten the REAL world. Now, where’s that clone made from a strand of my hair?

robertgillis
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How did I rebuild the great wall of China with blue-eye-beams? Um…. Um… Does anyone else have a question?

robertgillis
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Why do you keep asking about my taxes?

robertgillis
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Members of the graduating class, your future — and forty years of student loans — is head of you!

robertgillis
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Members of the graduating class, your future — and forty years of student loans — is ahead of you!

robertgillis
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“That’s a great question. Yeah, the “Martha” thing was REALLY lame.”

robertgillis
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The hero we need.

robertgillis
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Dear Marvel, your movies are great, but NOTHING will ever be better than this man.

robertgillis
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Just a moment, I need to rebuild that wall with my “Rebuilding the wall” vision.

robertgillis
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Superman IV wins “Best Picture, 1987” (in the mirror universe)

robertgillis
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Brandon, Henry, Tom, settle down, it’s MY turn to speak.

robertgillis
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Ask yourself, ‘What would General Zod do?” then do the opposite of that and you’ll be fine.

robertgillis
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I am going to do what your governments have been
unable to do. Going forward, every Friday is casual Friday!

robertgillis
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This is no fantasy.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

How am I feeling after my recent battle with Doomsday? I’m Super, Man!
Thank you.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Thank you all for coming. I only have a few things I need to say about the recent news about the legion of doom. What did you say? Turn the mic on! Therefore it is important not to buy these products because of possible contamination by the Joker. Huh? We can’t hear you! Your microphone is off!!! So it’s important to stay away from this area. Metallo, Parasite, and Brainiac have been spotted there. We can’t hear what you are saying Superman! The microphone is still off!!! Lex Luthor has been spotted in a giant robot. He’s still at large.… Read more »

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lois: Oh no! Superman was infected with red Kryptonite. The effects of it is so unpredictable. It’s making him think that he’s in his Clark Kent suit.

Superman:Good evening. I’m Clark Kent reporting for Dailey Planet. Reporting to you live at the United Nations.

GordonD
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, on Earth’s Got Talent, we present Kal-El!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Metropolis National spelling bee

Superman. Your word is Mister_Mxyzptlk.

Superman: “Mister_Mxyzptlk
M i s t e r……………._M…x …y…. z… p.. t. l…k.
Mister_Mxyzptlk.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: “And that’s how the movie ends.”

Crowd: “ What??? Aw come on! I was going to see that movie this weekend! Thanks a lot!”

Superman: ” So in the next film…..”

Crowd: ” No! Don’t spoil it!!!!”

brikster
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brikster

Either You remove Trump from office or I will.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

You want the truth, you want the truth, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Damn I just remembered where I put my keys. I gotta go.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Getting hit by Doomsday was the last thing I could remember and now I’m here in front of you all.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Look at me, do I look like I’m kidding?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

To get to the other side. Get it?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

What do you mean when you say friend? Steve Younis and I don’t really hang out.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Can I get a whopper with cheese and a side of fries.

swccguy
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Congressman, I can absolutely assure you that Krypton did not in any way shape or form meddle in the US elections. Cross my heart and hope to die.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

No, I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, but I think she’ll die.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

…going once, going twice aaand sold! The Superman Franchise is going to the two gentlemen over there, Mr. Golan and Mr. Globus. Congratulations… I think.

Enigma2099
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Enigma2099

Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Superman. And I AM the Gold standard.