Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
LeX-Men: No Class
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
April 11, 2019 12:12 am

And for my last trick I will take away your power of flight

roy-el
April 11, 2019 12:13 am

I will now make you forget about this show forever. Or until 2018, whatever comes first.

elvisdo
April 11, 2019 8:37 am

“Somebody save me…”

Flez-El
April 11, 2019 10:09 am

Clark: “Doomsday?!”
Bloom: “I am not the Doomsday you seek.”

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 11:23 am

Davis Bloom:How many fingers am I holding up?

Clark: Two.

Davis Bloom: I was holding up five Clark. You seriously need glasses buddy.

Randarch
April 11, 2019 2:24 pm

SLEEEEEP!

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 3:21 pm

For the fifth time Clark, I’m Doomsday, not agent Liberty!

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 3:22 pm

Davis: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Clark: Seriously???

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 3:23 pm

Davis: Jazz hand!

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 3:27 pm

Davis: Clark! I’m not getting a hart beat. But don’t worry. I know what to do. I’m a paramedic!

Clark: The hart is on the left side genius.

superhero
April 11, 2019 4:37 pm

The Power of Christ compels you!

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 8:05 pm
Reply to  superhero

Davis: Hellooooo! Earth to, I mean Krypton to Clark. Anyone home?

superhero
April 11, 2019 8:19 pm

you’re thinking of…the ace of spades!

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 9:17 pm
Reply to  superhero

If you can grasp this pebble from my hand, hey where’d it go?

Superman2878
April 11, 2019 9:18 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Do go to subway Clark? It’s great! They’ve got this five dollar foot long sandwich.

Da Puertorican
April 11, 2019 9:22 pm

What do you mean that there’s no bathroom here?

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:35 pm

I see what you did there. Literally…with my X-ray vision.

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:36 pm

You see what I did here!?

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:38 pm

That moment when somebody pulls a fake magic trick, someone will always give you THAT look.

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:40 pm

STOP…in the naaammme of loooove…before youuu breaaaak my heeeaarrt.

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:42 pm

What in the world…is a Vulcan Mind Melt doing on an alternate reality show!?

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:47 pm

And now…I will hypnotise…myself…and forget about Season Ten’s Final Episode.

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:49 pm

What if I told you…that I only have 4 fingers..?!

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:52 pm

What if I told you…that there is…a House…in the North Pole…the Fooooortrress ooofff…solituuuuude.

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 2:58 pm

Do you reeaaaallllyyyy want to huuuuurrtttt meeeee?

Kal-Ed
April 12, 2019 3:01 pm

So this is how Tom Welling got the Smallville gig…through serious acting lessons on staring.

butchmoore
April 13, 2019 4:05 pm

“These are not the droids you are looking for!”

mnostl32
April 14, 2019 11:37 am

Talk to the hand, cause the face don’t wanna hear it.

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:36 pm

Wait for it!

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:37 pm

Wait are you seriously going to wear that tonight?

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:39 pm

But wait there’s more! If you act now you will get the free salad spinner.

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:40 pm

Clark, that’s what she said. Got you!

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:41 pm

Look at my hand, 5 that’s the number of times you will ask out Lois before she says yes.

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:43 pm

So then I said he must have been from Krypton! Ha ha ha!

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:46 pm

I suggest you stop touching me before I show you what real pain feels like.

jreyes3001
April 14, 2019 11:48 pm

Hey dude you mind getting your hand off me before I tweet this out. #metoo

MattComics
April 18, 2019 6:20 pm

..and that’s the plot of Avengers: Endgame!

Superman2878
April 19, 2019 6:41 pm

This fortress of solitude can now be yours for low price of $5!

Superman2878
April 19, 2019 6:45 pm

Davis: Sorry Clark. The bank repossessed your Fortress of solitude.

Clark: What!??

Davis: And Santa bought it.

Clark: What!!!!?????

Davis: And he turned it into a workshop for toys.

Clark: WHAT!!!!????????

Superman2878
April 19, 2019 6:50 pm

Look Clark. I can explain. I didn’t steal your crystals. Lex did.

Crash!!!!

Ummmm, Look Clark. I can explain. I didn’t break your crystals. Lex did.