Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
LeX-Men: No Class
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

And for my last trick I will take away your power of flight

roy-el
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roy-el

I will now make you forget about this show forever. Or until 2018, whatever comes first.

elvisdo
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elvisdo

“Somebody save me…”

Flez-El
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Clark: “Doomsday?!”
Bloom: “I am not the Doomsday you seek.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Davis Bloom:How many fingers am I holding up?

Clark: Two.

Davis Bloom: I was holding up five Clark. You seriously need glasses buddy.

Randarch
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Randarch

SLEEEEEP!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

For the fifth time Clark, I’m Doomsday, not agent Liberty!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Davis: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Clark: Seriously???

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Davis: Jazz hand!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Davis: Clark! I’m not getting a hart beat. But don’t worry. I know what to do. I’m a paramedic!

Clark: The hart is on the left side genius.

superhero
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superhero

The Power of Christ compels you!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Davis: Hellooooo! Earth to, I mean Krypton to Clark. Anyone home?

superhero
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superhero

you’re thinking of…the ace of spades!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

If you can grasp this pebble from my hand, hey where’d it go?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Do go to subway Clark? It’s great! They’ve got this five dollar foot long sandwich.

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

What do you mean that there’s no bathroom here?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I see what you did there. Literally…with my X-ray vision.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

You see what I did here!?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

That moment when somebody pulls a fake magic trick, someone will always give you THAT look.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

STOP…in the naaammme of loooove…before youuu breaaaak my heeeaarrt.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

What in the world…is a Vulcan Mind Melt doing on an alternate reality show!?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

And now…I will hypnotise…myself…and forget about Season Ten’s Final Episode.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

What if I told you…that I only have 4 fingers..?!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

What if I told you…that there is…a House…in the North Pole…the Fooooortrress ooofff…solituuuuude.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Do you reeaaaallllyyyy want to huuuuurrtttt meeeee?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

So this is how Tom Welling got the Smallville gig…through serious acting lessons on staring.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

“These are not the droids you are looking for!”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Talk to the hand, cause the face don’t wanna hear it.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Wait for it!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Wait are you seriously going to wear that tonight?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

But wait there’s more! If you act now you will get the free salad spinner.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Clark, that’s what she said. Got you!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Look at my hand, 5 that’s the number of times you will ask out Lois before she says yes.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

So then I said he must have been from Krypton! Ha ha ha!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I suggest you stop touching me before I show you what real pain feels like.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Hey dude you mind getting your hand off me before I tweet this out. #metoo

MattComics
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MattComics

..and that’s the plot of Avengers: Endgame!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

This fortress of solitude can now be yours for low price of $5!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Davis: Sorry Clark. The bank repossessed your Fortress of solitude.

Clark: What!??

Davis: And Santa bought it.

Clark: What!!!!?????

Davis: And he turned it into a workshop for toys.

Clark: WHAT!!!!????????

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Look Clark. I can explain. I didn’t steal your crystals. Lex did.

Crash!!!!

Ummmm, Look Clark. I can explain. I didn’t break your crystals. Lex did.