Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Supermaniac:
“That’s never going to heal if you don’t stop picking at it.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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supersteveman
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supersteveman

Why did I have to eat sloppy joe’s for dinner?

cbutson
Guest
cbutson

“There’s always a way.” Can’t improve on the original. 😉

cbutson
Guest
cbutson

“I’m sick of shirts and skins.”

cbutson
Guest
cbutson

“I’m too sexy for my shirt.” (Obvious, and possibly not family friendly. Sorry!)

manofsteel
Member
manofsteel

Surfs up, big kahuna.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

World’s fastest man? Puh. He cheated somehow.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Well, DC tells me I’m done with yet another costume.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

I’m done being Superman. I’m going into the chamber and getting rid of these powers.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Darn, forgot to put deodorant on.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Bizarro world Walmart sign: no shirt, no shoes, yes service

roy-el
Member
roy-el

I’ll change costumes, but I won’t like it.

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

“Your child is right Mam: Look – no wires!”

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

“*Grmph* You would also look displeased if your illustrator forgot to draw some hair on your chest…”

macca38
Member
macca38

‘Let’s get something off my chest’, I want my own tv show!

StuB
Member
StuB

Terry Crews?! I’ll show you how to *really* make pecs dance.

Hailex
Member
David Stone

Abs of Steel

Kal-Ed
Member
Kal-Ed

That awkward moment…when the armpits super stink and you definitely want a Kandorian deodorant to hide all stains and smell good in between.

Kal-Ed
Member
Kal-Ed

Say hello to my S insignia chest hair.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

There, no shirt and ab filled. Now can I have a show on The CW?

dragon22a
Member
dragon22a

Superman forgetting that some people actually have first-aid kits and don’t need his shirt as a bandage.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Lois has a boyfriend? Yeah, well I’m just gonna take my shirt off. That’ll end it.

March Hare
Member

I must swim, and swim I must

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Gillette Execs: Thank you for the demonstration Superman.
Superman: It worked on my chest too, look!

superhero
Member
superhero

lol

March Hare
Member

Hey, girl

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Why so serious!?!

March Hare
Member

I know I forgot my supersuit, but I can’t show any remorse. Must finish change!

Superman95
Member
Superman95

No pain, no gain?

Steve Eden
Member
Steve Eden

Suddenly speechless, Superman ponders his next move at the revelation that there is a mass of lint in his navel.

MattComics
Member
MattComics

Mens Health presents: The Bullet-Proof 6 Pack Plan!

superhero
Member
superhero

P90X hit gold with their new spokesman

superhero
Member
superhero

Men’s Health- April 2017

Get Cut Like a Kryptonian
Build a Bod to Beat a Bat

superhero
Member
superhero

Wanna see my SUPERnumerary?

superhero
Member
superhero

btw, i had to look the term up… super was a coincidence, lol

superhero
Member
superhero

Superman finally answers the question: Do Kryptonians have belly buttons?

superhero
Member
superhero

“…and apply a little Axe body spray here, and you’re good to go.”

Randarch
Member
Randarch

“Another royal flush, Lois?”

superhero
Member
superhero

Let me slip into something a little more comfortable

superhero
Member
superhero

Ladies.

superhero
Member
superhero

a candid shot of clark kent from the tryouts for magic mike xxl

superhero
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superhero

the moment clark kent realizes he sucks at truth or dare

superhero
Member
superhero

laundry day

superhero
Member
superhero

Wax On. Wax off.

superhero
Member
superhero

i promise, i’m not (that) ticklish!

superhero
Member
superhero

superman takes the game charades very seriously.

Randarch
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Randarch

you’re on a roll ‘superhero’ 🙂

superhero
Member
superhero

gotta strike while the iron is hot!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

That time Clark teamed up with Magic Mike

MattComics
Member
MattComics

The Super Solar Solo Flex really works!

superhero
Member
superhero

“S”hredded

superhero
Member
superhero

Milk. It does a Body Good.

superhero
Member
superhero

Got “S”ilk?

superhero
Member
superhero

Got Milk?

superhero
Member
superhero

Supermanscaped

superhero
Member
superhero

Gillette Mach3: The Best a Superman Can Get

superhero
Member
superhero

insert “I Dream of Jeannie” meme here

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Fruit of the Loom. Really, really comfortable underwear!

Randarch
Member
Randarch

“Bruce, I don’t see how taking off our uniforms will help you catch the Joker…”

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Another costume change? I’m not impressed.

superhero
Member
superhero

i have to admit…took me a sec for the impression to be made!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

So why am I taking my shirt off exactly?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

The perfectly angled and flawlessly executed look known as “Blue Steel”

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Derek Zoolander who?

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

Haha, nice one!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Duck face is still a look

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

Getting rid of the red trunks worked out well. This should be even more popular!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

America’s Next Top Superhero

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

And then Professor Xavier stopped Superman from changing his costume yet again.

superhero
Member
superhero

What Phone-booth?

superhero
Member
superhero

abercrombie modeling is more fun than beat reporting. pay is comparable.

superhero
Member
superhero

But I AM smiling…

superhero
Member
superhero

well, on my planet this means eight months of extreme dieting and a balance of cardio and weights…

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Old Man Logan? Na na, here’s Old Man Supes.

robojac
Member
robojac

Where are my nipples?

mpurple23@aol.com
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mpurple23@aol.com

Thought: I would never rip this shirt. Its my fav.
The teal really brings out the blue in my eyes. Note to self: never say that out loud especially around Lombard, He would never let me live that down.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Woman! Where’s my supersuit?

jagross0325
Member
jagross0325

If i did this at my normal speed Lois everyone wouldn’t be staring.

jagross0325
Member
jagross0325

This looks like a job for… ah man I forgot my suit. I couldn’t fit it under this tight tee shirt.

jagross0325
Member
jagross0325

Ok well if im not Superman they why do I have abs of Steel?!

jagross0325
Member
jagross0325

Watch and learn Jimmy. This is how we Kryptonians do it.

jagross0325
Member
jagross0325

Suns out guns out.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

I’m gonna take old thunder and lightning out for a walk

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

I can eat chips for days and still look like this hahahahahaha

robertgillis
Member

Time to add more cellophane S shields to throw at Phantom Zone villains

robertgillis
Member

“Happy birthday, Mr. President…”

robertgillis
Member

Superman realized he could save a fortune on costumes by simply wearing a blue shirt as Tom Welling did for 10 years.

robertgillis
Member

Want to know how I got these scars?

robertgillis
Member

I’m telling you, we need to change to GREEN SCREEN or the special effects won’t look right.

robertgillis
Member

Lois? How much detergent is needed to remove hydrogen bomb stains?

robertgillis
Member

Awkkkkkkkkkkkkwaaaaardd

robertgillis
Member

Superman still has nightmares about the Big Barda film during the Byrne run of the series.

robertgillis
Member

Shirtless Wonder Stuns City!

Randarch
Member
Randarch

🙂

Angelus0018
Member
angelus0018

if it weren’t for Krypto I would totally go black

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

‘Na na na na Na na na na BATMAN!