Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“That’s never going to heal if you don’t stop picking at it.”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Why did I have to eat sloppy joe’s for dinner?
“There’s always a way.” Can’t improve on the original. 😉
“I’m sick of shirts and skins.”
“I’m too sexy for my shirt.” (Obvious, and possibly not family friendly. Sorry!)
Surfs up, big kahuna.
World’s fastest man? Puh. He cheated somehow.
Well, DC tells me I’m done with yet another costume.
I’m done being Superman. I’m going into the chamber and getting rid of these powers.
Darn, forgot to put deodorant on.
Bizarro world Walmart sign: no shirt, no shoes, yes service
I’ll change costumes, but I won’t like it.
“Your child is right Mam: Look – no wires!”
“*Grmph* You would also look displeased if your illustrator forgot to draw some hair on your chest…”
‘Let’s get something off my chest’, I want my own tv show!
Terry Crews?! I’ll show you how to *really* make pecs dance.
Abs of Steel
That awkward moment…when the armpits super stink and you definitely want a Kandorian deodorant to hide all stains and smell good in between.
Say hello to my S insignia chest hair.
There, no shirt and ab filled. Now can I have a show on The CW?
Superman forgetting that some people actually have first-aid kits and don’t need his shirt as a bandage.
Lois has a boyfriend? Yeah, well I’m just gonna take my shirt off. That’ll end it.
I must swim, and swim I must
Gillette Execs: Thank you for the demonstration Superman.
Superman: It worked on my chest too, look!
lol
Hey, girl
Why so serious!?!
I know I forgot my supersuit, but I can’t show any remorse. Must finish change!
No pain, no gain?
Suddenly speechless, Superman ponders his next move at the revelation that there is a mass of lint in his navel.
Mens Health presents: The Bullet-Proof 6 Pack Plan!
P90X hit gold with their new spokesman
Men’s Health- April 2017
Get Cut Like a Kryptonian
Build a Bod to Beat a Bat
Wanna see my SUPERnumerary?
btw, i had to look the term up… super was a coincidence, lol
Superman finally answers the question: Do Kryptonians have belly buttons?
“…and apply a little Axe body spray here, and you’re good to go.”
“Another royal flush, Lois?”
Let me slip into something a little more comfortable
Ladies.
a candid shot of clark kent from the tryouts for magic mike xxl
the moment clark kent realizes he sucks at truth or dare
laundry day
Wax On. Wax off.
i promise, i’m not (that) ticklish!
superman takes the game charades very seriously.
you’re on a roll ‘superhero’ 🙂
gotta strike while the iron is hot!
That time Clark teamed up with Magic Mike
The Super Solar Solo Flex really works!
“S”hredded
Milk. It does a Body Good.
Got “S”ilk?
Got Milk?
Supermanscaped
Gillette Mach3: The Best a Superman Can Get
insert “I Dream of Jeannie” meme here
Fruit of the Loom. Really, really comfortable underwear!
“Bruce, I don’t see how taking off our uniforms will help you catch the Joker…”
Another costume change? I’m not impressed.
i have to admit…took me a sec for the impression to be made!
So why am I taking my shirt off exactly?
The perfectly angled and flawlessly executed look known as “Blue Steel”
Derek Zoolander who?
Haha, nice one!
Duck face is still a look
Getting rid of the red trunks worked out well. This should be even more popular!
America’s Next Top Superhero
And then Professor Xavier stopped Superman from changing his costume yet again.
What Phone-booth?
abercrombie modeling is more fun than beat reporting. pay is comparable.
But I AM smiling…
well, on my planet this means eight months of extreme dieting and a balance of cardio and weights…
Old Man Logan? Na na, here’s Old Man Supes.
Where are my nipples?
Thought: I would never rip this shirt. Its my fav.
The teal really brings out the blue in my eyes. Note to self: never say that out loud especially around Lombard, He would never let me live that down.
Woman! Where’s my supersuit?
If i did this at my normal speed Lois everyone wouldn’t be staring.
This looks like a job for… ah man I forgot my suit. I couldn’t fit it under this tight tee shirt.
Ok well if im not Superman they why do I have abs of Steel?!
Watch and learn Jimmy. This is how we Kryptonians do it.
Suns out guns out.
I’m gonna take old thunder and lightning out for a walk
I can eat chips for days and still look like this hahahahahaha
Time to add more cellophane S shields to throw at Phantom Zone villains
“Happy birthday, Mr. President…”
Superman realized he could save a fortune on costumes by simply wearing a blue shirt as Tom Welling did for 10 years.
Want to know how I got these scars?
I’m telling you, we need to change to GREEN SCREEN or the special effects won’t look right.
Lois? How much detergent is needed to remove hydrogen bomb stains?
Awkkkkkkkkkkkkwaaaaardd
Superman still has nightmares about the Big Barda film during the Byrne run of the series.
Shirtless Wonder Stuns City!
🙂
if it weren’t for Krypto I would totally go black
‘Na na na na Na na na na BATMAN!