Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Supermaniac:
“That’s never going to heal if you don’t stop picking at it.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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supersteveman
Member

Why did I have to eat sloppy joe’s for dinner?

cbutson
Guest

“There’s always a way.” Can’t improve on the original. ;)

cbutson
Guest

“I’m sick of shirts and skins.”

cbutson
Guest

“I’m too sexy for my shirt.” (Obvious, and possibly not family friendly. Sorry!)

manofsteel
Member

Surfs up, big kahuna.

roy-el
Member

World’s fastest man? Puh. He cheated somehow.

roy-el
Member

Well, DC tells me I’m done with yet another costume.

roy-el
Member

I’m done being Superman. I’m going into the chamber and getting rid of these powers.

roy-el
Member

Darn, forgot to put deodorant on.

roy-el
Member

Bizarro world Walmart sign: no shirt, no shoes, yes service

roy-el
Member

I’ll change costumes, but I won’t like it.

Stefan-El
Member

“Your child is right Mam: Look – no wires!”

Stefan-El
Member

“*Grmph* You would also look displeased if your illustrator forgot to draw some hair on your chest…”

macca38
Member

‘Let’s get something off my chest’, I want my own tv show!

StuB
Guest

Terry Crews?! I’ll show you how to *really* make pecs dance.

Hailex
Member

Abs of Steel

Kal-Ed
Member

That awkward moment…when the armpits super stink and you definitely want a Kandorian deodorant to hide all stains and smell good in between.

Kal-Ed
Member

Say hello to my S insignia chest hair.

dragon22a
Member

There, no shirt and ab filled. Now can I have a show on The CW?

dragon22a
Member

Superman forgetting that some people actually have first-aid kits and don’t need his shirt as a bandage.

mnostl32
Member

Lois has a boyfriend? Yeah, well I’m just gonna take my shirt off. That’ll end it.

March Hare
Member

I must swim, and swim I must

mnostl32
Member

Gillette Execs: Thank you for the demonstration Superman.
Superman: It worked on my chest too, look!

superhero
Member

lol

March Hare
Member

Hey, girl

mnostl32
Member

Why so serious!?!

March Hare
Member

I know I forgot my supersuit, but I can’t show any remorse. Must finish change!

Superman95
Member

No pain, no gain?

Steve Eden
Member

Suddenly speechless, Superman ponders his next move at the revelation that there is a mass of lint in his navel.

MattComics
Member

Mens Health presents: The Bullet-Proof 6 Pack Plan!

superhero
Member

P90X hit gold with their new spokesman

superhero
Member

Men’s Health- April 2017

Get Cut Like a Kryptonian
Build a Bod to Beat a Bat

superhero
Member

Wanna see my SUPERnumerary?

superhero
Member

btw, i had to look the term up… super was a coincidence, lol

superhero
Member

Superman finally answers the question: Do Kryptonians have belly buttons?

superhero
Member

“…and apply a little Axe body spray here, and you’re good to go.”

Randarch
Member

“Another royal flush, Lois?”

superhero
Member

Let me slip into something a little more comfortable

superhero
Member

Ladies.

superhero
Member

a candid shot of clark kent from the tryouts for magic mike xxl

superhero
Member

the moment clark kent realizes he sucks at truth or dare

superhero
Member

laundry day

superhero
Member

Wax On. Wax off.

superhero
Member

i promise, i’m not (that) ticklish!

superhero
Member

superman takes the game charades very seriously.

Randarch
Member

you’re on a roll ‘superhero’ :)

superhero
Member

gotta strike while the iron is hot!

mnostl32
Member

That time Clark teamed up with Magic Mike

MattComics
Member

The Super Solar Solo Flex really works!

superhero
Member

“S”hredded

superhero
Member

Milk. It does a Body Good.

superhero
Member

Got “S”ilk?

superhero
Member

Got Milk?

superhero
Member

Supermanscaped

superhero
Member

Gillette Mach3: The Best a Superman Can Get

superhero
Member

insert “I Dream of Jeannie” meme here

butchmoore
Member

Fruit of the Loom. Really, really comfortable underwear!

Randarch
Member

“Bruce, I don’t see how taking off our uniforms will help you catch the Joker…”

mnostl32
Member

Another costume change? I’m not impressed.

superhero
Member

i have to admit…took me a sec for the impression to be made!

mnostl32
Member

So why am I taking my shirt off exactly?

mnostl32
Member

The perfectly angled and flawlessly executed look known as “Blue Steel”

mnostl32
Member

Derek Zoolander who?

Stefan-El
Member

Haha, nice one!

mnostl32
Member

Duck face is still a look

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

Getting rid of the red trunks worked out well. This should be even more popular!

mnostl32
Member

America’s Next Top Superhero

mnostl32
Member

And then Professor Xavier stopped Superman from changing his costume yet again.

superhero
Member

What Phone-booth?

superhero
Member

abercrombie modeling is more fun than beat reporting. pay is comparable.

superhero
Member

But I AM smiling…

superhero
Member

well, on my planet this means eight months of extreme dieting and a balance of cardio and weights…

mnostl32
Member

Old Man Logan? Na na, here’s Old Man Supes.

robojac
Member

Where are my nipples?

mpurple23@aol.com
Guest

Thought: I would never rip this shirt. Its my fav.
The teal really brings out the blue in my eyes. Note to self: never say that out loud especially around Lombard, He would never let me live that down.

jagross0325
Member

Woman! Where’s my supersuit?

jagross0325
Member

If i did this at my normal speed Lois everyone wouldn’t be staring.

jagross0325
Member

This looks like a job for… ah man I forgot my suit. I couldn’t fit it under this tight tee shirt.

jagross0325
Member

Ok well if im not Superman they why do I have abs of Steel?!

jagross0325
Member

Watch and learn Jimmy. This is how we Kryptonians do it.

jagross0325
Member

Suns out guns out.

mnostl32
Member

I’m gonna take old thunder and lightning out for a walk

mnostl32
Member

I can eat chips for days and still look like this hahahahahaha

robertgillis
Member

Time to add more cellophane S shields to throw at Phantom Zone villains

robertgillis
Member

“Happy birthday, Mr. President…”

robertgillis
Member

Superman realized he could save a fortune on costumes by simply wearing a blue shirt as Tom Welling did for 10 years.

robertgillis
Member

Want to know how I got these scars?

robertgillis
Member

I’m telling you, we need to change to GREEN SCREEN or the special effects won’t look right.

robertgillis
Member

Lois? How much detergent is needed to remove hydrogen bomb stains?

robertgillis
Member

Awkkkkkkkkkkkkwaaaaardd

robertgillis
Member

Superman still has nightmares about the Big Barda film during the Byrne run of the series.

robertgillis
Member

Shirtless Wonder Stuns City!

Randarch
Member

:)

Angelus0018
Member

if it weren’t for Krypto I would totally go black

mnostl32
Member

‘Na na na na Na na na na BATMAN!

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