Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Supermaniac:
“That’s never going to heal if you don’t stop picking at it.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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supersteveman
March 9, 2017 12:38 am

Why did I have to eat sloppy joe’s for dinner?

March 9, 2017 12:45 am

“There’s always a way.” Can’t improve on the original. 😉

March 9, 2017 12:47 am

“I’m sick of shirts and skins.”

March 9, 2017 12:48 am

“I’m too sexy for my shirt.” (Obvious, and possibly not family friendly. Sorry!)

manofsteel
March 9, 2017 1:31 am

Surfs up, big kahuna.

roy-el
March 9, 2017 2:21 am

World’s fastest man? Puh. He cheated somehow.

roy-el
March 9, 2017 2:22 am

Well, DC tells me I’m done with yet another costume.

roy-el
March 9, 2017 2:23 am

I’m done being Superman. I’m going into the chamber and getting rid of these powers.

roy-el
March 9, 2017 2:24 am

Darn, forgot to put deodorant on.

roy-el
March 9, 2017 2:26 am

Bizarro world Walmart sign: no shirt, no shoes, yes service

roy-el
March 9, 2017 2:28 am

I’ll change costumes, but I won’t like it.

Stefan-El
March 9, 2017 2:28 am

“Your child is right Mam: Look – no wires!”

Stefan-El
March 9, 2017 2:40 am

“*Grmph* You would also look displeased if your illustrator forgot to draw some hair on your chest…”

macca38
March 9, 2017 3:00 am

‘Let’s get something off my chest’, I want my own tv show!

StuB
March 9, 2017 3:55 am

Terry Crews?! I’ll show you how to *really* make pecs dance.

Hailex
March 9, 2017 5:31 am

Abs of Steel

Kal-Ed
March 9, 2017 7:04 am

That awkward moment…when the armpits super stink and you definitely want a Kandorian deodorant to hide all stains and smell good in between.

Kal-Ed
March 9, 2017 7:06 am

Say hello to my S insignia chest hair.

dragon22a
March 9, 2017 7:32 am

There, no shirt and ab filled. Now can I have a show on The CW?

dragon22a
March 9, 2017 7:35 am

Superman forgetting that some people actually have first-aid kits and don’t need his shirt as a bandage.

mnostl32
March 9, 2017 10:01 am

Lois has a boyfriend? Yeah, well I’m just gonna take my shirt off. That’ll end it.

March Hare
March 9, 2017 10:03 am

I must swim, and swim I must

mnostl32
March 9, 2017 10:04 am

Gillette Execs: Thank you for the demonstration Superman.
Superman: It worked on my chest too, look!

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:05 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

lol

March Hare
March 9, 2017 10:04 am

Hey, girl

mnostl32
March 9, 2017 10:05 am

Why so serious!?!

March Hare
March 9, 2017 10:05 am

I know I forgot my supersuit, but I can’t show any remorse. Must finish change!

Superman95
March 9, 2017 10:19 am

No pain, no gain?

Steve Eden
March 9, 2017 12:09 pm

Suddenly speechless, Superman ponders his next move at the revelation that there is a mass of lint in his navel.

MattComics
March 9, 2017 6:49 pm

Mens Health presents: The Bullet-Proof 6 Pack Plan!

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:06 pm

P90X hit gold with their new spokesman

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:08 pm

Men’s Health- April 2017

Get Cut Like a Kryptonian
Build a Bod to Beat a Bat

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:10 pm

Wanna see my SUPERnumerary?

superhero
March 10, 2017 8:31 pm
Reply to  superhero

btw, i had to look the term up… super was a coincidence, lol

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:14 pm

Superman finally answers the question: Do Kryptonians have belly buttons?

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:18 pm

“…and apply a little Axe body spray here, and you’re good to go.”

Randarch
March 9, 2017 7:22 pm

“Another royal flush, Lois?”

superhero
March 9, 2017 7:24 pm

Let me slip into something a little more comfortable

superhero
March 9, 2017 9:48 pm

Ladies.

superhero
March 9, 2017 9:50 pm

a candid shot of clark kent from the tryouts for magic mike xxl

superhero
March 9, 2017 9:52 pm

the moment clark kent realizes he sucks at truth or dare

superhero
March 9, 2017 9:54 pm

laundry day

superhero
March 9, 2017 9:58 pm

Wax On. Wax off.

superhero
March 9, 2017 10:01 pm

i promise, i’m not (that) ticklish!

superhero
March 9, 2017 10:04 pm

superman takes the game charades very seriously.

Randarch
March 10, 2017 1:36 pm
Reply to  superhero

you’re on a roll ‘superhero’ 🙂

superhero
March 10, 2017 5:27 pm
Reply to  Randarch

gotta strike while the iron is hot!

mnostl32
March 10, 2017 12:19 pm

That time Clark teamed up with Magic Mike

MattComics
March 10, 2017 6:23 pm

The Super Solar Solo Flex really works!

superhero
March 10, 2017 8:18 pm

“S”hredded

superhero
March 10, 2017 8:26 pm

Milk. It does a Body Good.

superhero
March 10, 2017 9:58 pm
Reply to  superhero

Got “S”ilk?

superhero
March 15, 2017 6:37 pm
Reply to  superhero

Got Milk?

superhero
March 10, 2017 8:37 pm

Supermanscaped

superhero
March 10, 2017 8:41 pm

Gillette Mach3: The Best a Superman Can Get

superhero
March 10, 2017 9:00 pm

insert “I Dream of Jeannie” meme here

butchmoore
March 11, 2017 12:19 pm

Fruit of the Loom. Really, really comfortable underwear!

Randarch
March 12, 2017 1:22 pm

“Bruce, I don’t see how taking off our uniforms will help you catch the Joker…”

mnostl32
March 13, 2017 2:57 pm

Another costume change? I’m not impressed.

superhero
March 15, 2017 6:41 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

i have to admit…took me a sec for the impression to be made!

mnostl32
March 13, 2017 2:59 pm

So why am I taking my shirt off exactly?

mnostl32
March 13, 2017 3:00 pm

The perfectly angled and flawlessly executed look known as “Blue Steel”

mnostl32
March 13, 2017 3:02 pm

Derek Zoolander who?

Stefan-El
March 14, 2017 6:33 am
Reply to  mnostl32

Haha, nice one!

mnostl32
March 13, 2017 3:04 pm

Duck face is still a look

JhnJhnsn2002
March 13, 2017 3:42 pm

Getting rid of the red trunks worked out well. This should be even more popular!

mnostl32
March 14, 2017 9:51 am

America’s Next Top Superhero

mnostl32
March 14, 2017 1:03 pm

And then Professor Xavier stopped Superman from changing his costume yet again.

superhero
March 14, 2017 7:48 pm

What Phone-booth?

superhero
March 14, 2017 8:06 pm

abercrombie modeling is more fun than beat reporting. pay is comparable.

superhero
March 14, 2017 8:13 pm

But I AM smiling…

superhero
March 14, 2017 8:16 pm

well, on my planet this means eight months of extreme dieting and a balance of cardio and weights…

mnostl32
March 15, 2017 1:17 pm

Old Man Logan? Na na, here’s Old Man Supes.

robojac
March 15, 2017 3:44 pm

Where are my nipples?

mpurple23@aol.com
March 16, 2017 8:52 pm

Thought: I would never rip this shirt. Its my fav.
The teal really brings out the blue in my eyes. Note to self: never say that out loud especially around Lombard, He would never let me live that down.

jagross0325
March 17, 2017 6:22 am

Woman! Where’s my supersuit?

jagross0325
March 17, 2017 6:24 am

If i did this at my normal speed Lois everyone wouldn’t be staring.

jagross0325
March 17, 2017 6:26 am

This looks like a job for… ah man I forgot my suit. I couldn’t fit it under this tight tee shirt.

jagross0325
March 17, 2017 6:27 am

Ok well if im not Superman they why do I have abs of Steel?!

jagross0325
March 17, 2017 6:29 am

Watch and learn Jimmy. This is how we Kryptonians do it.

jagross0325
March 17, 2017 6:31 am

Suns out guns out.

mnostl32
March 17, 2017 2:55 pm

I’m gonna take old thunder and lightning out for a walk

mnostl32
March 17, 2017 2:55 pm

I can eat chips for days and still look like this hahahahahaha

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:00 pm

Time to add more cellophane S shields to throw at Phantom Zone villains

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:02 pm

“Happy birthday, Mr. President…”

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:03 pm

Superman realized he could save a fortune on costumes by simply wearing a blue shirt as Tom Welling did for 10 years.

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:05 pm

Want to know how I got these scars?

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:06 pm

I’m telling you, we need to change to GREEN SCREEN or the special effects won’t look right.

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:07 pm

Lois? How much detergent is needed to remove hydrogen bomb stains?

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:07 pm

Awkkkkkkkkkkkkwaaaaardd

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:08 pm

Superman still has nightmares about the Big Barda film during the Byrne run of the series.

robertgillis
March 19, 2017 10:09 pm

Shirtless Wonder Stuns City!

Randarch
March 20, 2017 2:51 pm
Reply to  robertgillis

🙂

Angelus0018
March 20, 2017 8:55 am

if it weren’t for Krypto I would totally go black

mnostl32
March 20, 2017 11:09 am

‘Na na na na Na na na na BATMAN!