Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Kal-Ed:
This Valentine’s Day… Show Her That You Care… By Making Her Forget.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend

“How much am I getting paid for this again?”- Christopher Reeve, 1983

bobowankenobi
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bobowankenobi

I lol’d hard on this one

Guest

Mr. Slugworth is gonna give me so much money for this!

Randarch
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Randarch

Well played BossThreads!!!!

Flez-El
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Hmn…’This would be a great re-gift for Lex.’ “Thanks!?”

Awesome
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Someone’s getting super high tonight!

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

Well, there’s your problem right there, Gus; no wonder this stuff didn’t work…it says “Copyright Mattel” on it.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Um……I like to thank the academy for this prestigious award?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I went to Apocalypse,Themyscira, Gotham city, and the Phantom Zone, and all I got was this lousy rock.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Wow! A pet Rock!

bobowankenobi
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bobowankenobi

Does it come in blue? Or red? Maybe black?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I like pink very mu…..oh wait a second. This is green. I hate green.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Superman: ‘what in tar-nation??’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Jeez, even Kryptonian salads are crystals.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Aww look! A Kryptonian chia pet!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I will now pull a kryptonite crystal from your hat. Ta-da!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You keep the kryptonite and I’ll take what’s behind curtain #2.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

It says Fragile must be Italian.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Steve Younis told you I like green crystals?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

We can double our money if we post it on Amazon.

roy-el
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roy-el

Yes. I’ve been trying to collect all of these.

roy-el
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roy-el

So, is this the one that lets my beard grow out?

superhero
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superhero

thanks, but i have one of these at home.

superhero
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superhero

Heisenberg said the crystal would be blue…

superhero
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superhero

you shouldn’t have…i didn’t get you anything!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Kryptonite rock sugar candy? I wonder….
Is it safe to eat?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

This candy will give me a Super cavity!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I bet I could lift a whole island worth of this stuff!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Kryptonite again?
It’s been in so many of my films already!
It was in Superman the movie,
Superman 3,Superman Returns, Batman v Superman.
I swear this stuff follows me around! Can I please get a real villain to face for my next film? Is that so much to ask?

sundevil82
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sundevil82

superman: ‘worst white elephant ever.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Crystal Tar: Not Even Once.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Roses are red
This kryptonite’s green
Laced with some tar
Soon you’ll be Super mean

Flez-El
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Is this the best you can give me, something that resembles what can hurt me?!

robertgillis
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Lime Jell-O, blech.

robertgillis
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Oh, Kryptonite. *THATs* original.

robertgillis
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I specifically ordered tar-free.

robertgillis
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So… You’re plan was to kill me in front of hundreds of witnesses?

robertgillis
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So… Your plan was to kill me in front of hundreds of witnesses?

robertgillis
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I am seeing your future — you’re in a movie — with LOIS LANE!

robertgillis
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You say you found it in a storm drain under Grand Central Station?

robertgillis
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Oooooo, SHINY!

robertgillis
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Wait, this is just a clue to the gift! We’re going to Addis Ababa, right? I won a trip to Addis Ababa?

robertgillis
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I sure hope no one ever considers fusing this with a Kryptonian Memory crystal!

robertgillis
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There’a always room for Jell-O

robertgillis
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Worst… Yankee Swap Gift… EVER

robertgillis
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#FakeKryptonite

robertgillis
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Broccoli AGAIN?

robertgillis
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The Precious… We wants the PRECIOUS!

robertgillis
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This is why I told Lois she shouldn’t smoke. The ingredient “TAR” turns people evil.

superhero
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superhero

you really shouldn’t have. really!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I wonder how much I would get if I signed it and sell it on eBay.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

A gift for me? It’s from my home planet?
That’s really touching….. I think I’m going to cry. “Sob”
No, wait!
I don’t feel so good. I think I’m going to be sick!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Count five times. 1 2 3 4 5
Now count three. 1 2 3
Now read my fortune……. You will marry Lois Lane and have a son named Jon.

It’s in the Kryptonian fortune crystal, so it must come true!!!!!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

You broke it, you bought it Superman.

Gee, I forgot my wallet….. Awkward.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So if I take a piece of this crystal , and put it in a fancy flashlight, I could have my very own lightsa…

Light sword Superman! We can’t say the L word for legal reasons in this movie.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Gee, Kryptonite……Just what I always wanted…………

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Looks tasty. Mind if I try some?

Munch munch munch

Mmmm! This tastes really good! Needs some salt though.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

He went to Jared’s…

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Mentos, the fresh maker!