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This Valentine’s Day… Show Her That You Care… By Making Her Forget.
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“How much am I getting paid for this again?”- Christopher Reeve, 1983
I lol’d hard on this one
Mr. Slugworth is gonna give me so much money for this!
Well played BossThreads!!!!
Hmn…’This would be a great re-gift for Lex.’ “Thanks!?”
Someone’s getting super high tonight!
Well, there’s your problem right there, Gus; no wonder this stuff didn’t work…it says “Copyright Mattel” on it.
Um……I like to thank the academy for this prestigious award?
I went to Apocalypse,Themyscira, Gotham city, and the Phantom Zone, and all I got was this lousy rock.
Wow! A pet Rock!
Does it come in blue? Or red? Maybe black?
I like pink very mu…..oh wait a second. This is green. I hate green.
Superman: ‘what in tar-nation??’
Jeez, even Kryptonian salads are crystals.
Aww look! A Kryptonian chia pet!
I will now pull a kryptonite crystal from your hat. Ta-da!
You keep the kryptonite and I’ll take what’s behind curtain #2.
It says Fragile must be Italian.
Steve Younis told you I like green crystals?
We can double our money if we post it on Amazon.
Yes. I’ve been trying to collect all of these.
So, is this the one that lets my beard grow out?
thanks, but i have one of these at home.
Heisenberg said the crystal would be blue…
you shouldn’t have…i didn’t get you anything!
Kryptonite rock sugar candy? I wonder….
Is it safe to eat?
This candy will give me a Super cavity!
I bet I could lift a whole island worth of this stuff!
Kryptonite again?
It’s been in so many of my films already!
It was in Superman the movie,
Superman 3,Superman Returns, Batman v Superman.
I swear this stuff follows me around! Can I please get a real villain to face for my next film? Is that so much to ask?
superman: ‘worst white elephant ever.’
Crystal Tar: Not Even Once.
Roses are red
This kryptonite’s green
Laced with some tar
Soon you’ll be Super mean
Is this the best you can give me, something that resembles what can hurt me?!
Lime Jell-O, blech.
Oh, Kryptonite. *THATs* original.
I specifically ordered tar-free.
So… You’re plan was to kill me in front of hundreds of witnesses?
So… Your plan was to kill me in front of hundreds of witnesses?
I am seeing your future — you’re in a movie — with LOIS LANE!
You say you found it in a storm drain under Grand Central Station?
Oooooo, SHINY!
Wait, this is just a clue to the gift! We’re going to Addis Ababa, right? I won a trip to Addis Ababa?
I sure hope no one ever considers fusing this with a Kryptonian Memory crystal!
There’a always room for Jell-O
Worst… Yankee Swap Gift… EVER
#FakeKryptonite
Broccoli AGAIN?
The Precious… We wants the PRECIOUS!
This is why I told Lois she shouldn’t smoke. The ingredient “TAR” turns people evil.
you really shouldn’t have. really!
I wonder how much I would get if I signed it and sell it on eBay.
A gift for me? It’s from my home planet?
That’s really touching….. I think I’m going to cry. “Sob”
No, wait!
I don’t feel so good. I think I’m going to be sick!
Count five times. 1 2 3 4 5
Now count three. 1 2 3
Now read my fortune……. You will marry Lois Lane and have a son named Jon.
It’s in the Kryptonian fortune crystal, so it must come true!!!!!
You broke it, you bought it Superman.
Gee, I forgot my wallet….. Awkward.
So if I take a piece of this crystal , and put it in a fancy flashlight, I could have my very own lightsa…
Light sword Superman! We can’t say the L word for legal reasons in this movie.
Gee, Kryptonite……Just what I always wanted…………
Looks tasty. Mind if I try some?
Munch munch munch
Mmmm! This tastes really good! Needs some salt though.
He went to Jared’s…
Mentos, the fresh maker!