Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Kal-Ed:
This Valentine’s Day… Show Her That You Care… By Making Her Forget.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend
February 28, 2019 1:52 am

“How much am I getting paid for this again?”- Christopher Reeve, 1983

bobowankenobi
February 28, 2019 12:10 pm
Reply to  afriend

I lol’d hard on this one

February 28, 2019 7:47 am

Mr. Slugworth is gonna give me so much money for this!

Randarch
February 28, 2019 3:54 pm
Reply to  BossThreads

Well played BossThreads!!!!

Flez-El
February 28, 2019 8:38 am

Hmn…’This would be a great re-gift for Lex.’ “Thanks!?”

Awesome
February 28, 2019 9:31 am

Someone’s getting super high tonight!

Chiptooth
February 28, 2019 11:01 am

Well, there’s your problem right there, Gus; no wonder this stuff didn’t work…it says “Copyright Mattel” on it.

Superman2878
February 28, 2019 11:28 am
Reply to  Chiptooth

Um……I like to thank the academy for this prestigious award?

Superman2878
February 28, 2019 11:34 am

I went to Apocalypse,Themyscira, Gotham city, and the Phantom Zone, and all I got was this lousy rock.

Superman2878
February 28, 2019 11:35 am

Wow! A pet Rock!

bobowankenobi
February 28, 2019 12:10 pm

Does it come in blue? Or red? Maybe black?

Superman2878
February 28, 2019 1:03 pm

I like pink very mu…..oh wait a second. This is green. I hate green.

sundevil82
February 28, 2019 5:01 pm

Superman: ‘what in tar-nation??’

sundevil82
February 28, 2019 5:03 pm

Jeez, even Kryptonian salads are crystals.

Superman2878
February 28, 2019 7:20 pm

Aww look! A Kryptonian chia pet!

jreyes3001
February 28, 2019 11:26 pm

I will now pull a kryptonite crystal from your hat. Ta-da!

jreyes3001
February 28, 2019 11:30 pm

You keep the kryptonite and I’ll take what’s behind curtain #2.

jreyes3001
February 28, 2019 11:32 pm

It says Fragile must be Italian.

jreyes3001
February 28, 2019 11:34 pm

Steve Younis told you I like green crystals?

jreyes3001
February 28, 2019 11:38 pm

We can double our money if we post it on Amazon.

roy-el
March 1, 2019 12:37 am

Yes. I’ve been trying to collect all of these.

roy-el
March 1, 2019 12:37 am

So, is this the one that lets my beard grow out?

superhero
March 1, 2019 6:07 pm

thanks, but i have one of these at home.

superhero
March 1, 2019 6:16 pm

Heisenberg said the crystal would be blue…

superhero
March 1, 2019 6:26 pm

you shouldn’t have…i didn’t get you anything!

Superman2878
March 1, 2019 7:10 pm

Kryptonite rock sugar candy? I wonder….
Is it safe to eat?

Superman2878
March 1, 2019 7:12 pm

This candy will give me a Super cavity!

Superman2878
March 1, 2019 7:13 pm

I bet I could lift a whole island worth of this stuff!

Superman2878
March 2, 2019 7:23 pm

Kryptonite again?
It’s been in so many of my films already!
It was in Superman the movie,
Superman 3,Superman Returns, Batman v Superman.
I swear this stuff follows me around! Can I please get a real villain to face for my next film? Is that so much to ask?

sundevil82
March 3, 2019 9:31 pm

superman: ‘worst white elephant ever.’

sundevil82
March 3, 2019 9:33 pm

Crystal Tar: Not Even Once.

mnostl32
March 3, 2019 9:57 pm

Roses are red
This kryptonite’s green
Laced with some tar
Soon you’ll be Super mean

Flez-El
March 4, 2019 8:16 am

Is this the best you can give me, something that resembles what can hurt me?!

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:20 pm

Lime Jell-O, blech.

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:20 pm

Oh, Kryptonite. *THATs* original.

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:21 pm

I specifically ordered tar-free.

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:22 pm

So… You’re plan was to kill me in front of hundreds of witnesses?

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:22 pm

So… Your plan was to kill me in front of hundreds of witnesses?

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:24 pm

I am seeing your future — you’re in a movie — with LOIS LANE!

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:24 pm

You say you found it in a storm drain under Grand Central Station?

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:25 pm

Oooooo, SHINY!

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:26 pm

Wait, this is just a clue to the gift! We’re going to Addis Ababa, right? I won a trip to Addis Ababa?

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:27 pm

I sure hope no one ever considers fusing this with a Kryptonian Memory crystal!

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:28 pm

There’a always room for Jell-O

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:28 pm

Worst… Yankee Swap Gift… EVER

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:29 pm

#FakeKryptonite

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:30 pm

Broccoli AGAIN?

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:33 pm

The Precious… We wants the PRECIOUS!

robertgillis
March 4, 2019 7:34 pm

This is why I told Lois she shouldn’t smoke. The ingredient “TAR” turns people evil.

superhero
March 4, 2019 8:32 pm

you really shouldn’t have. really!

Superman2878
March 5, 2019 3:42 pm

I wonder how much I would get if I signed it and sell it on eBay.

Superman2878
March 5, 2019 3:45 pm

A gift for me? It’s from my home planet?
That’s really touching….. I think I’m going to cry. “Sob”
No, wait!
I don’t feel so good. I think I’m going to be sick!

Superman2878
March 5, 2019 3:50 pm

Count five times. 1 2 3 4 5
Now count three. 1 2 3
Now read my fortune……. You will marry Lois Lane and have a son named Jon.

It’s in the Kryptonian fortune crystal, so it must come true!!!!!

Superman2878
March 5, 2019 3:53 pm

You broke it, you bought it Superman.

Gee, I forgot my wallet….. Awkward.

Superman2878
March 5, 2019 3:57 pm

So if I take a piece of this crystal , and put it in a fancy flashlight, I could have my very own lightsa…

Light sword Superman! We can’t say the L word for legal reasons in this movie.

Superman2878
March 6, 2019 3:21 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Gee, Kryptonite……Just what I always wanted…………

Superman2878
March 6, 2019 3:23 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Looks tasty. Mind if I try some?

Munch munch munch

Mmmm! This tastes really good! Needs some salt though.

butchmoore
March 6, 2019 10:50 pm

He went to Jared’s…

Superman2878
March 12, 2019 1:25 pm

Mentos, the fresh maker!