Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

jreyes3001:
Wait, Doc, are you telling me… that this sucker is nuclear?

Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

I like kissing very much Lois

Randarch
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Randarch

🙂

roy-el
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roy-el

Superman 2… Clark Kent: Certified neck massager

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Lois: How will I remember that you are Superman?
Clark: Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Mentos….the Fresh Maker!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Ummmm….I think Metallica’s music is just wrong for this kind of moment.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Lois. The reason that we can’t be together is…I always have Super Morning Breath.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

You’ve seen it in the movies. You’ve seen it on home video.
Now, for the first time ever…on the Superman Homepage Streaming Service…Superman 2: The Kissing Cut.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

No matter how hard they try…The Vulcan Nerve Pinch will always turn into a Kryptonian Neck Snap.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

This Valentine’s Day…Show Her That You Care…By Making Her Forget.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

„Are you going to give me a super kiss now to make me forget your secret, Superman?“
„No, keep still – I just want to squeeze out this nice yellow pimple on your cheek here!“

Superman2878
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Superman2878

The real reason why Clark had to use the Kryptonian memory mind wipe kiss.

Clark: ” Look into my eyes Lois. When I snap my fingers, you will forget that I’m Superman.”
SNAP!
Clark:” Who am I?”

Lois:”You are Superman!”

Clark:”No seriously, who am I? I don’t remember my name!”

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

Darn! I forgot the orange juice.

Randarch
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Randarch

Gosh, you’re pretty.
Why, thank you Margot.

Man-O-Steal
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Man-O-Steal

This kiss is going to blow your mind!

afriend
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afriend

Does anyone else hear the “Somewhere in Time” music…?

superhero
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superhero

come back to me!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You have something stuck in your teeth.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Jynx now you have to kiss me.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I don’t see a mistletoe neither do I.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Better Living Through Chiropractic

Steve Eden
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Steve Eden

Lois: Clark, please help me, I’ve got something stuck in my eye and it is driving me CA-RAZY!!
Clark: Oh, uh, sure Lois. Let me take a look.
Lois: See anything, Clark?
Clark: ……
Lois: Clark?
Clark: ……
Lois: Cuh-LAR-ARK?
Clark: MmmMMMMmmm….
Lois: OH! Oh! Now wait a minute… OH…!(singing) Oh, Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you…

Ldiaswan
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Ldiaswan

Neither time nor space could keep these two apart…

Ldiaswan
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Ldiaswan

Lois: Is it Clark or Richard? I think I showed up to the wrong movie.

superhero
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superhero

Lois: “yeah, you have a bat in the cave”
Clark: “I knew it.”

(side note: i’m not sure how many will get the joke)

kingtalent
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kingtalent

Now wait a minute … WHO are you, again?

GordonD
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“Of course I can’t see you properly without my glasses, but I’ve always preferred you, Lana!”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

You know Clark, without your glasses you kinda look like Superman.

Kal-Elvis
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Lois: Wait.. who are you?

Clark: You don’t remember me? Maybe a kiss will refresh y.. oh, wait..

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Staring contest! First one to blink loses.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Did you eat my sandwich?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lois did you have tuna for lunch again?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

On the next Bachelor the women tell all episode…

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lois will you accept this rose and a kiss?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Clark what are you doing? Sorry Lois I tripped.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

#shesaidyes

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I really have to fart!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

This is the start of something Super

Enigma2099
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Enigma2099

Trust me Lois… I’m about to blow your mind!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Clark are you using the Head and Shoulder bottle I got you for Christmas?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Gee Lois, I can’t believe you think Steve Younis is a better kisser than me.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You will always be my Superman.