Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

jreyes3001:
Wait, Doc, are you telling me… that this sucker is nuclear?

Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
February 14, 2019 12:39 am

I like kissing very much Lois

Randarch
February 14, 2019 1:39 pm
Reply to  roy-el

🙂

roy-el
February 14, 2019 12:40 am

Superman 2… Clark Kent: Certified neck massager

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:18 am

Lois: How will I remember that you are Superman?
Clark: Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:19 am

Mentos….the Fresh Maker!

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:21 am

Ummmm….I think Metallica’s music is just wrong for this kind of moment.

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:24 am

Lois. The reason that we can’t be together is…I always have Super Morning Breath.

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:32 am

You’ve seen it in the movies. You’ve seen it on home video.
Now, for the first time ever…on the Superman Homepage Streaming Service…Superman 2: The Kissing Cut.

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:39 am

No matter how hard they try…The Vulcan Nerve Pinch will always turn into a Kryptonian Neck Snap.

Kal-Ed
February 14, 2019 3:43 am

This Valentine’s Day…Show Her That You Care…By Making Her Forget.

Stefan-El
February 14, 2019 8:37 am

„Are you going to give me a super kiss now to make me forget your secret, Superman?“
„No, keep still – I just want to squeeze out this nice yellow pimple on your cheek here!“

Superman2878
February 14, 2019 9:34 am
Reply to  Stefan-El

The real reason why Clark had to use the Kryptonian memory mind wipe kiss.

Clark: ” Look into my eyes Lois. When I snap my fingers, you will forget that I’m Superman.”
SNAP!
Clark:” Who am I?”

Lois:”You are Superman!”

Clark:”No seriously, who am I? I don’t remember my name!”

gonzo3249
February 14, 2019 9:46 am

Darn! I forgot the orange juice.

Randarch
February 14, 2019 10:50 am

Gosh, you’re pretty.
Why, thank you Margot.

Man-O-Steal
February 14, 2019 12:38 pm

This kiss is going to blow your mind!

afriend
February 14, 2019 12:54 pm

Does anyone else hear the “Somewhere in Time” music…?

superhero
February 17, 2019 11:11 am
Reply to  afriend

come back to me!

jreyes3001
February 14, 2019 2:05 pm

You have something stuck in your teeth.

jreyes3001
February 14, 2019 2:10 pm

Jynx now you have to kiss me.

jreyes3001
February 14, 2019 2:13 pm

I don’t see a mistletoe neither do I.

butchmoore
February 14, 2019 2:23 pm

Better Living Through Chiropractic

Steve Eden
February 14, 2019 2:27 pm

Lois: Clark, please help me, I’ve got something stuck in my eye and it is driving me CA-RAZY!!
Clark: Oh, uh, sure Lois. Let me take a look.
Lois: See anything, Clark?
Clark: ……
Lois: Clark?
Clark: ……
Lois: Cuh-LAR-ARK?
Clark: MmmMMMMmmm….
Lois: OH! Oh! Now wait a minute… OH…!(singing) Oh, Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you…

ldiaswan
February 14, 2019 4:16 pm

Neither time nor space could keep these two apart…

ldiaswan
February 14, 2019 4:20 pm

Lois: Is it Clark or Richard? I think I showed up to the wrong movie.

superhero
February 14, 2019 7:59 pm

Lois: “yeah, you have a bat in the cave”
Clark: “I knew it.”

(side note: i’m not sure how many will get the joke)

kingtalent
February 15, 2019 1:32 am

Now wait a minute … WHO are you, again?

GordonD
February 15, 2019 4:40 am

“Of course I can’t see you properly without my glasses, but I’ve always preferred you, Lana!”

Superman2878
February 15, 2019 10:58 am

You know Clark, without your glasses you kinda look like Superman.

Kal-Elvis
February 15, 2019 4:40 pm

Lois: Wait.. who are you?

Clark: You don’t remember me? Maybe a kiss will refresh y.. oh, wait..

Superman2878
February 16, 2019 10:45 pm

Staring contest! First one to blink loses.

jreyes3001
February 17, 2019 1:40 am

Did you eat my sandwich?

jreyes3001
February 17, 2019 1:42 am

Lois did you have tuna for lunch again?

jreyes3001
February 17, 2019 1:45 am

On the next Bachelor the women tell all episode…

jreyes3001
February 17, 2019 1:47 am

Lois will you accept this rose and a kiss?

jreyes3001
February 17, 2019 1:48 am

Clark what are you doing? Sorry Lois I tripped.

jreyes3001
February 17, 2019 1:51 am

#shesaidyes

mnostl32
February 18, 2019 10:34 pm

I really have to fart!

mnostl32
February 18, 2019 10:35 pm

This is the start of something Super

Enigma2099
February 19, 2019 1:02 am

Trust me Lois… I’m about to blow your mind!

jreyes3001
February 19, 2019 7:30 pm

Clark are you using the Head and Shoulder bottle I got you for Christmas?

jreyes3001
February 19, 2019 7:32 pm

Gee Lois, I can’t believe you think Steve Younis is a better kisser than me.

jreyes3001
February 19, 2019 10:43 pm

You will always be my Superman.

Superman2878
February 20, 2019 7:25 pm

Lois:”(This is it! Clark is finally going to kiss me.)”

Clark:”There ya go! I wiped away that bit of orange juice off your chin Lois.”

Lois:”Huh???”