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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Wait, Doc, are you telling me… that this sucker is nuclear?
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I like kissing very much Lois
🙂
Superman 2… Clark Kent: Certified neck massager
Lois: How will I remember that you are Superman?
Clark: Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.
Mentos….the Fresh Maker!
Ummmm….I think Metallica’s music is just wrong for this kind of moment.
Lois. The reason that we can’t be together is…I always have Super Morning Breath.
You’ve seen it in the movies. You’ve seen it on home video.
Now, for the first time ever…on the Superman Homepage Streaming Service…Superman 2: The Kissing Cut.
No matter how hard they try…The Vulcan Nerve Pinch will always turn into a Kryptonian Neck Snap.
This Valentine’s Day…Show Her That You Care…By Making Her Forget.
„Are you going to give me a super kiss now to make me forget your secret, Superman?“
„No, keep still – I just want to squeeze out this nice yellow pimple on your cheek here!“
The real reason why Clark had to use the Kryptonian memory mind wipe kiss.
Clark: ” Look into my eyes Lois. When I snap my fingers, you will forget that I’m Superman.”
SNAP!
Clark:” Who am I?”
Lois:”You are Superman!”
Clark:”No seriously, who am I? I don’t remember my name!”
Darn! I forgot the orange juice.
Gosh, you’re pretty.
Why, thank you Margot.
This kiss is going to blow your mind!
Does anyone else hear the “Somewhere in Time” music…?
come back to me!
You have something stuck in your teeth.
Jynx now you have to kiss me.
I don’t see a mistletoe neither do I.
Better Living Through Chiropractic
Lois: Clark, please help me, I’ve got something stuck in my eye and it is driving me CA-RAZY!!
Clark: Oh, uh, sure Lois. Let me take a look.
Lois: See anything, Clark?
Clark: ……
Lois: Clark?
Clark: ……
Lois: Cuh-LAR-ARK?
Clark: MmmMMMMmmm….
Lois: OH! Oh! Now wait a minute… OH…!(singing) Oh, Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you…
Neither time nor space could keep these two apart…
Lois: Is it Clark or Richard? I think I showed up to the wrong movie.
Lois: “yeah, you have a bat in the cave”
Clark: “I knew it.”
(side note: i’m not sure how many will get the joke)
Now wait a minute … WHO are you, again?
“Of course I can’t see you properly without my glasses, but I’ve always preferred you, Lana!”
You know Clark, without your glasses you kinda look like Superman.
Lois: Wait.. who are you?
Clark: You don’t remember me? Maybe a kiss will refresh y.. oh, wait..
Staring contest! First one to blink loses.
Did you eat my sandwich?
Lois did you have tuna for lunch again?
On the next Bachelor the women tell all episode…
Lois will you accept this rose and a kiss?
Clark what are you doing? Sorry Lois I tripped.
#shesaidyes
I really have to fart!
This is the start of something Super
Trust me Lois… I’m about to blow your mind!
Clark are you using the Head and Shoulder bottle I got you for Christmas?
Gee Lois, I can’t believe you think Steve Younis is a better kisser than me.
You will always be my Superman.
Lois:”(This is it! Clark is finally going to kiss me.)”
Clark:”There ya go! I wiped away that bit of orange juice off your chin Lois.”
Lois:”Huh???”