Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

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Hear evil. See evil. Speak evil… Deal with evil.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
December 27, 2018 1:34 am

I knew I shouldn’t have had that last piece of ma’s apple pie!

Superman2878
December 27, 2018 1:39 am

Trying to lose weight after the holidays is the worst! Now I have to go on a Super diet!

Superman2878
December 27, 2018 1:41 am

For the last time, I’m not Santa Clause! Do you see a white beard on my face?

Superman2878
December 27, 2018 1:46 am

DAILY PLANET
Superman’s true identity revealed!
Santa Clause is Superman!

Article written by Lois Lane.
Photo taken by Jimmy Olsen.

Superman2878
December 27, 2018 1:49 am

Oh great! Jimmy took my photo before I was able to suck in my gut!

Superman2878
December 27, 2018 1:53 am

Oh no, not this again! Mxy!!!

afriend
December 27, 2018 2:15 am

At least I’m not the only one planning a New Year’s resolution…

Superman2878
December 27, 2018 10:28 am

Since when did telephone booths become so small?

SupermanArmy
December 27, 2018 2:19 pm

Superman overweight. Blasphemy!

afriend
December 27, 2018 6:56 pm
Reply to  SupermanArmy

Go watch the later George Reeves episodes…

Kal-Ed
December 27, 2018 11:23 pm

Superman: The Vegas Years.

Superman2878
December 28, 2018 11:48 am
Reply to  Kal-Ed

“ Viva!!! Viva,Las Vegas!!! Thank you, thank very much.”

Kal-Ed
December 28, 2018 2:15 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Vivaaaa…viiivaaaaaaa

Superman2878
December 28, 2018 3:43 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

“ Hail to the king baby!”

Superman2878
December 28, 2018 11:52 am

Back in the 1980’s, a secret photo had captured Lex Luthor wearing a Superman costume and a wig.

Kal-Ed
December 28, 2018 2:16 pm

Superman: The Jamie Oliver Experience. Out Now!

Kal-Ed
December 28, 2018 2:20 pm

Christian Bale goes through another major method acting trip for his next role.

Kal-Ed
December 28, 2018 2:22 pm

Kryptonite Kalories!? Damn you, Luthor!

Superman2878
December 28, 2018 2:25 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Luthor’s first attempt at replacing Superman

Kal-Ed
December 28, 2018 2:24 pm

Don’t believe it folks. It’s all fake news!

Superman2878
December 28, 2018 3:41 pm

Superman stares at a fun house mirror.

“ Great Scott!”

Superman2878
December 28, 2018 4:48 pm

Do these trunks make me look fat?

superhero
December 28, 2018 6:48 pm

superman taking the method route to being a balloon in the new years parade

MattComics
December 28, 2018 10:22 pm

I’M A BIG SUPERHERO AND I NEED A BIG CEREAL!

MattComics
December 28, 2018 10:25 pm

CapedWonder has released never before seen footage of Dom Deluise auditioning for the role of Superman!

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 2:04 am

Lois: What does the S stand for? Santa: Santa Clause! Superman: It’s not an “S”, it doesn’t stand for Santa, it stands for hope,and please stop wearing my clothes Santa! Lois: How about Super…. Santa: SupeSanta!!!! I like it! Superman: What? Wait! Stop that man! Santa: Even better! I’m SantaMan!!! Lois: Wow this will surly get me a Pulitzer! Superman: Lois! Please stop encouraging him! Lois: Ok, ok, ok. How’s this? you’re Superman, and he’s still Santa Clause. Superman: Sounds good to me! Santa: awww, I never get to have any fun! Can keep this suit? Superman: No. RIP….. Santa:… Read more »

jreyes3001
December 29, 2018 10:22 am

Time for the Subway sandwich diet!

jreyes3001
December 29, 2018 10:23 am

Oh! Is that a cookie!?

jreyes3001
December 29, 2018 10:23 am

Did someone say steak!?

Superman2878
January 8, 2019 10:55 pm
Reply to  jreyes3001

Lol, I said the same joke and I didn’t realize that you already used that joke jreyes3001. Lol!

jreyes3001
December 29, 2018 10:26 am

This suit must have shrunk in the dryer.

jreyes3001
December 29, 2018 10:28 am

Th-th-th that’s all folks!

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 3:19 pm

Look up in the sky!
Its a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s the stay puft marshmallow man!

New Roosterman
December 29, 2018 6:52 pm

Darn it, Ma used those krypotonite mutated apples again in her apple pie!

jreyes3001
December 29, 2018 8:51 pm

Hey, hey, hey! It’s fat Albert and I’m going to sing a song for you.

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 9:34 pm

I gained 80 pounds, Jimmy just took my picture, and I’m afraid to move.

roy-el
December 29, 2018 10:09 pm

The camera only puts on 10, right?

Superman2878
December 31, 2018 1:42 pm
Reply to  roy-el

So how many cameras are on him?
lol

roy-el
December 29, 2018 10:10 pm

I’m so embarrassed. I missed one yoga class.

roy-el
December 29, 2018 10:10 pm

Kryptonians lose weight quick but gain it quicker.

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 10:20 pm
Reply to  roy-el

I’m Kryptonian, so whatever happened to my super metabolism?

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 11:04 pm

Great! I put a little bit of salt on my lunch and then this happens. I’m super bloated right now.

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 11:06 pm

“ I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that!”
Superman’s tribute to meatloaf

Superman2878
December 29, 2018 11:10 pm

Ben Afleck???

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 1:52 am
Reply to  Superman2878

I accidentally tapped on the two little rings at the top right corner of one of my posts and it said copied to clipboard. What does this mean? I did this twice because I didn’t understand it the first time, and I was hoping that I could understand it the second time I clicked on the rings but it was on a different comment. So I don’t know which comment it was. I’m not familiar with advanced internet typing. What does this mean?

https://www.supermanhomepage.com/superman-homepage-caption-contest-44/#comment-15510
Copied to clipboard!

Was this something that I can cancel?

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 2:09 am
Reply to  Steve Younis

Is there a service fee? Did I download anything that will show up on my next bill for my phone?

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 9:18 am
Reply to  Steve Younis

Thank you for explaining it to me Steve. I appreciate your help. I understand it better now.

MattComics
December 30, 2018 9:32 am

When a DragonCon photoshoot goes wrong.

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 10:28 am

I hear the icecream truck!
Rocky road!!!!!

Randarch
December 30, 2018 11:32 am

Marlon Brando’s original 1977 costume test did not go well…

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 1:16 pm
Reply to  Randarch

It’s me Lois. I’m Superman. No seriously. Don’t you recognize me?

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 2:05 pm

Um…. uncle Dudley, why are you dressed up as Superman???

I’m not uncle Dudley my deer boy, I’m Superman!

Look up in the sky its Superman!

Hey I thought you said that you were Superman!

Um did I say I was Superman? Um… I meant to say that I am his twin brother. Superduperman! Yeah that’s the ticket!!!

Yeah right! Sure you are uncle Dudley.

Umm, look! There’s Superman!

Where! Hey!!! Very funny uncle Dudley. Running away when I turn my head.

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:08 pm

Superman is Weight Watcher’s new ambassador.

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:09 pm

I hope no one notices my new body.

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:10 pm

2019 = new body, new me!

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:12 pm

What’s that someone ate the last piece of chicken!

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:12 pm

The moment you realize your all out of twinkies.

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:22 pm

Noooo!!! I forgot to pack my Lunch!!!

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 2:24 pm

What do you mean Uber eats won’t deliver to a phone booth.

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 2:59 pm

‘Great Scott! Why did I accept that invitation to the Christmas tamale dinner at Sundevil82’s?’

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:00 pm

Hulk: ‘who is your tailor?’

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:03 pm

Lois: ‘do you… eat?’
Superman: ‘yes I do… when I’m hungry.’
Lois: ‘ummm.’

Superman2878
December 31, 2018 1:46 pm
Reply to  sundevil82

Ha ha ha” when I’m hungry.” That was very funny

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:07 pm

And DC wondered why nobody was interested in the inflated self image run.

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:10 pm

‘On my world it means Stout’

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:22 pm

Early Concept art of the effects of tar kryptonite were not as compelling.

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:26 pm

Superman For All Seasonings

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 3:32 pm
Reply to  sundevil82

Lol all seasonings. That’s pretty funny.

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:30 pm

When you go to brunch with your ‘fast metabolism’ friend.

sundevil82
December 30, 2018 3:46 pm

‘It was a typo! It was supposed to say ‘who is the Fastest man alive!!’

Editor: ‘already printing.’

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 8:35 pm

So did I get the part?

Yes, you got the part.

Yes!!! I’m going to play Superman!

No you’re actually going to play Jabba the Hutt in the next Star Wars anthology film.

Wait! What??? I’m Jabba?

Superman2878
December 30, 2018 8:37 pm

“Manbearpig is real! I’m SuperCereal!”

jreyes3001
December 30, 2018 11:19 pm

A new tv show, Superman vs Food.

Superman2878
December 31, 2018 1:37 pm
Reply to  jreyes3001

Superman is Smallville’s undefeated pie eating champion. With the world record count of 100,000,000,000 pies in record time in under five minutes.

Superman2878
December 31, 2018 1:48 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Lois: So what does the “S” stand for?

Superman: “Stuffed”

Superman2878
December 31, 2018 2:05 pm

All right, who ate the entire gingerbread house?

Why is everyone looking at me?

Superman2878
December 31, 2018 6:52 pm

Alright Flash it’s time to race!
Ready!
Set!
Go!
Huff, huff, wait! Slow down! Why am I so slow? I only ate one billion pies. My metabolism should have burned off those carbs by now!
Phew!

jreyes3001
December 31, 2018 7:07 pm

Oh no! I better hurry, the Buffett closes in 30 minutes.

Superman2878
January 3, 2019 10:11 pm
Reply to  jreyes3001

It’s a me! Supermari….. I a mean man! Superman!

mnostl32
January 4, 2019 3:49 pm

I’ve flown around the earth at the speed of light 10,000 times and I still can’t burn this off.

mnostl32
January 4, 2019 3:52 pm

Why do people keep calling me Elvis?

mnostl32
January 4, 2019 3:52 pm

Blobberman

Superman2878
January 5, 2019 7:07 pm

The Blob dressed up as Superman for Magneto‘s Halloween party.

Mr Mxy
January 6, 2019 8:48 pm

The holidays are always tough on the old Fruit of the Looms!

Rileyman2007
January 6, 2019 11:22 pm

At the White House press conference, the President surprised everyone by showing up in costume………….

Superman2878
January 8, 2019 10:27 am

I think that there’s been a mistake.

Did someone say STAKE?

Superman2878
January 8, 2019 10:46 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Look! I see a burglar!

Did someone say BURGER?

Superman2878
January 8, 2019 10:48 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Say cheese Superman!

Did you say CHEESE?

Superman2878
January 8, 2019 10:50 pm

This is the reason why there’s no more telephone booths

swccguy
January 9, 2019 9:30 pm

Well, if Man of Steel 2 is on hold, maybe I can get a gig with Jenny Craig? Man’s gotta eat…

Superman2878
January 9, 2019 11:05 pm

Shortly after the grand opening of the all you can eat Metropolis buffet, Superman managed to eat all of the food, causing the restaurant to go out of business.

Superman2878
January 9, 2019 11:08 pm

That was a great breakfast…. I wonder if there’s a long line at the diner right now. I’m hungry.