Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

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Hear evil. See evil. Speak evil… Deal with evil.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
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Superman2878

I knew I shouldn’t have had that last piece of ma’s apple pie!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Trying to lose weight after the holidays is the worst! Now I have to go on a Super diet!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

For the last time, I’m not Santa Clause! Do you see a white beard on my face?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

DAILY PLANET
Superman’s true identity revealed!
Santa Clause is Superman!

Article written by Lois Lane.
Photo taken by Jimmy Olsen.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Oh great! Jimmy took my photo before I was able to suck in my gut!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Oh no, not this again! Mxy!!!

afriend
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afriend

At least I’m not the only one planning a New Year’s resolution…

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Since when did telephone booths become so small?

SupermanArmy
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SupermanArmy

Superman overweight. Blasphemy!

afriend
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afriend

Go watch the later George Reeves episodes…

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Superman: The Vegas Years.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

“ Viva!!! Viva,Las Vegas!!! Thank you, thank very much.”

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Vivaaaa…viiivaaaaaaa

Superman2878
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Superman2878

“ Hail to the king baby!”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Back in the 1980’s, a secret photo had captured Lex Luthor wearing a Superman costume and a wig.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Superman: The Jamie Oliver Experience. Out Now!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Christian Bale goes through another major method acting trip for his next role.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Kryptonite Kalories!? Damn you, Luthor!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Luthor’s first attempt at replacing Superman

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Don’t believe it folks. It’s all fake news!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman stares at a fun house mirror.

“ Great Scott!”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Do these trunks make me look fat?

superhero
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superhero

superman taking the method route to being a balloon in the new years parade

MattComics
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MattComics

I’M A BIG SUPERHERO AND I NEED A BIG CEREAL!

MattComics
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MattComics

CapedWonder has released never before seen footage of Dom Deluise auditioning for the role of Superman!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lois: What does the S stand for? Santa: Santa Clause! Superman: It’s not an “S”, it doesn’t stand for Santa, it stands for hope,and please stop wearing my clothes Santa! Lois: How about Super…. Santa: SupeSanta!!!! I like it! Superman: What? Wait! Stop that man! Santa: Even better! I’m SantaMan!!! Lois: Wow this will surly get me a Pulitzer! Superman: Lois! Please stop encouraging him! Lois: Ok, ok, ok. How’s this? you’re Superman, and he’s still Santa Clause. Superman: Sounds good to me! Santa: awww, I never get to have any fun! Can keep this suit? Superman: No. RIP….. Santa:… Read more »

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Time for the Subway sandwich diet!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Oh! Is that a cookie!?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Did someone say steak!?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lol, I said the same joke and I didn’t realize that you already used that joke jreyes3001. Lol!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

This suit must have shrunk in the dryer.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Th-th-th that’s all folks!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Look up in the sky!
Its a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s the stay puft marshmallow man!

New Roosterman
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New Roosterman

Darn it, Ma used those krypotonite mutated apples again in her apple pie!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Hey, hey, hey! It’s fat Albert and I’m going to sing a song for you.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I gained 80 pounds, Jimmy just took my picture, and I’m afraid to move.

roy-el
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roy-el

The camera only puts on 10, right?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So how many cameras are on him?
lol

roy-el
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roy-el

I’m so embarrassed. I missed one yoga class.

roy-el
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roy-el

Kryptonians lose weight quick but gain it quicker.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I’m Kryptonian, so whatever happened to my super metabolism?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Great! I put a little bit of salt on my lunch and then this happens. I’m super bloated right now.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

“ I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that!”
Superman’s tribute to meatloaf

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Ben Afleck???

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I accidentally tapped on the two little rings at the top right corner of one of my posts and it said copied to clipboard. What does this mean? I did this twice because I didn’t understand it the first time, and I was hoping that I could understand it the second time I clicked on the rings but it was on a different comment. So I don’t know which comment it was. I’m not familiar with advanced internet typing. What does this mean?

https://www.supermanhomepage.com/superman-homepage-caption-contest-44/#comment-15510
Copied to clipboard!

Was this something that I can cancel?

MattComics
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MattComics

When a DragonCon photoshoot goes wrong.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I hear the icecream truck!
Rocky road!!!!!

Randarch
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Randarch

Marlon Brando’s original 1977 costume test did not go well…

Superman2878
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Superman2878

It’s me Lois. I’m Superman. No seriously. Don’t you recognize me?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Um…. uncle Dudley, why are you dressed up as Superman???

I’m not uncle Dudley my deer boy, I’m Superman!

Look up in the sky its Superman!

Hey I thought you said that you were Superman!

Um did I say I was Superman? Um… I meant to say that I am his twin brother. Superduperman! Yeah that’s the ticket!!!

Yeah right! Sure you are uncle Dudley.

Umm, look! There’s Superman!

Where! Hey!!! Very funny uncle Dudley. Running away when I turn my head.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman is Weight Watcher’s new ambassador.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I hope no one notices my new body.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

2019 = new body, new me!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

What’s that someone ate the last piece of chicken!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

The moment you realize your all out of twinkies.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Noooo!!! I forgot to pack my Lunch!!!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

What do you mean Uber eats won’t deliver to a phone booth.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘Great Scott! Why did I accept that invitation to the Christmas tamale dinner at Sundevil82’s?’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Hulk: ‘who is your tailor?’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Lois: ‘do you… eat?’
Superman: ‘yes I do… when I’m hungry.’
Lois: ‘ummm.’

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Ha ha ha” when I’m hungry.” That was very funny

sundevil82
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sundevil82

And DC wondered why nobody was interested in the inflated self image run.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘On my world it means Stout’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Early Concept art of the effects of tar kryptonite were not as compelling.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Superman For All Seasonings

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lol all seasonings. That’s pretty funny.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

When you go to brunch with your ‘fast metabolism’ friend.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘It was a typo! It was supposed to say ‘who is the Fastest man alive!!’

Editor: ‘already printing.’

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So did I get the part?

Yes, you got the part.

Yes!!! I’m going to play Superman!

No you’re actually going to play Jabba the Hutt in the next Star Wars anthology film.

Wait! What??? I’m Jabba?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

“Manbearpig is real! I’m SuperCereal!”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

A new tv show, Superman vs Food.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman is Smallville’s undefeated pie eating champion. With the world record count of 100,000,000,000 pies in record time in under five minutes.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lois: So what does the “S” stand for?

Superman: “Stuffed”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

All right, who ate the entire gingerbread house?

Why is everyone looking at me?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Alright Flash it’s time to race!
Ready!
Set!
Go!
Huff, huff, wait! Slow down! Why am I so slow? I only ate one billion pies. My metabolism should have burned off those carbs by now!
Phew!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Oh no! I better hurry, the Buffett closes in 30 minutes.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

It’s a me! Supermari….. I a mean man! Superman!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I’ve flown around the earth at the speed of light 10,000 times and I still can’t burn this off.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Why do people keep calling me Elvis?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Blobberman

Superman2878
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Superman2878

The Blob dressed up as Superman for Magneto‘s Halloween party.

Mr Mxy
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Mr Mxy

The holidays are always tough on the old Fruit of the Looms!

Rileyman2007
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At the White House press conference, the President surprised everyone by showing up in costume………….

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I think that there’s been a mistake.

Did someone say STAKE?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Look! I see a burglar!

Did someone say BURGER?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Say cheese Superman!

Did you say CHEESE?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

This is the reason why there’s no more telephone booths

swccguy
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Well, if Man of Steel 2 is on hold, maybe I can get a gig with Jenny Craig? Man’s gotta eat…

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Shortly after the grand opening of the all you can eat Metropolis buffet, Superman managed to eat all of the food, causing the restaurant to go out of business.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

That was a great breakfast…. I wonder if there’s a long line at the diner right now. I’m hungry.