Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

jreyes3001:
Did I leave the oven on?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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The_News_Editor
November 22, 2018 8:20 am

“No, I get the last turkey leg!”

Superman2878
November 22, 2018 8:33 am

Whoa! You need a breath mint!

Superman2878
November 22, 2018 8:37 am

Kiiissssssss Meeeeeee

Sorry. You’re not my type.

Superman2878
November 22, 2018 8:46 am

DAILEY PLANET

Superman and Xenomorph fight over Black Friday bargain items.

Chiptooth
November 22, 2018 8:53 am

Alien v. Superman: Dawn Of Cashgrabbing

Superman2878
November 22, 2018 10:05 am

When I said to Lois that I wanted to travel to someplace exotic for our next vacation, this is not what I meant.

Kal-Ed
November 22, 2018 12:45 pm

I usually don’t mind when a monster tries to eat me. But when my suit gets ripped, then I’m really ticked off!!!

Kal-Ed
November 22, 2018 12:47 pm

HSSSSSS…(Translated from Xenomorphian: Box Office Smash Hit…By The Numbers)

Kal-Ed
November 22, 2018 12:48 pm

I just wanna ask…do you know a good dentist around here?

Kal-Ed
November 22, 2018 12:51 pm

One can’t really tell if Superman is neck grabbing or pipe crushing.

Kal-Ed
November 22, 2018 1:13 pm

President Trump tweeted earlier today regarding the damage Superman caused while battling an alien: The Oval Office is a mess…the White House is a mess…and my hair is a mess!

Kal-Ed
November 22, 2018 1:39 pm

Live from a cheap motel in Tarzana…The Fight Of The Century…Survival Of The Science Fiction Franchises!

Awesome
November 22, 2018 2:16 pm

LET’S BE FRIENDS!

Awesome
November 22, 2018 2:18 pm

Look at your neck! It’s HUGE!

Superman2878
November 22, 2018 9:46 pm
Reply to  Awesome

Hssssssss(laaaaaaaa)

Why is this thing hissing at me?

Hsssss( why doesn’t he like my singing?)

butchmoore
November 23, 2018 3:55 am

“Lois, call the man! I think we’ve got bugs!”

butchmoore
November 23, 2018 3:56 am

“Lois…call the man! I think we’ve got bugs!”

MattComics
November 23, 2018 6:37 am

It wants to eat MY MULLET!

Superman2878
November 23, 2018 9:38 am

Happy Friday everyone. Thumbs up

Superman2878
November 23, 2018 9:41 am

Aww, the xenomorph alien wants a hug.

Superman2878
November 23, 2018 1:36 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Do you like seafood?
Yes, I like seafood.
See? food!
Ugh,Yuck! Close your mouth when you chew your food!

Superman Fan Podcast
November 23, 2018 10:44 pm

Okay, I promise to leave the toilet seat down from now on!

whroberts54
November 24, 2018 9:29 am

I bet this is the last time you agree to a crossover movie!

jreyes3001
November 24, 2018 12:04 pm

Tag your it!

jreyes3001
November 24, 2018 12:06 pm

Do you like the taste of fist!

jreyes3001
November 24, 2018 12:07 pm

I said the first rule was no one talks about Fight Club!

jreyes3001
November 24, 2018 12:08 pm

We are playing by Krypton rules.

jreyes3001
November 24, 2018 12:12 pm

Let me show you something, that’s right my fist!

jreyes3001
November 24, 2018 12:13 pm

Krypton’s first MMA Pay Per View.

Superman2878
November 24, 2018 4:29 pm

Rock, paper, scissors, biting tongue

Hey! That’s not how it goes!

Superman2878
November 24, 2018 4:33 pm

Hey Kal do need me or the DEO to help you?

No Kara, I got this!

roy-el
November 24, 2018 6:18 pm

3..2..1..cheese

roy-el
November 24, 2018 6:19 pm

Glad Lois got me this new hair trimmer.

Superman2878
November 24, 2018 6:58 pm

Do I have something stuck in my Teeth?

Aah! Er..Yeah? Um, Maybe?

Stefan-El
November 26, 2018 5:36 am

From a close-up, I have to say that Mr. Giger did a great job!

Chiptooth
November 27, 2018 10:29 am

“Do you bleed…ACID?”

Randarch
November 27, 2018 1:14 pm

“Now… I’ve… had… the TIME OF MY LIIIIFE!”

Superman2878
November 27, 2018 7:25 pm

Superman: Great! A xenomorph Alien. What’s next, the Predator?

Arnold: GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!!!!!!!

Superman: I spoke to soon.

Superman2878
November 28, 2018 2:25 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

I said STOP TUGGING ON MY CAPE!!!

jreyes3001
November 30, 2018 11:05 pm

Lois have a Snickers, your not you when your hungry.

jreyes3001
December 1, 2018 10:31 pm

Summer blockbuster Alien vs. Superman.

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:09 am

Alien: Saaave Martha!
Superman: What? Why did you say that name!!!!

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:14 am

Judges: And the pair leaving Dancing with Aliens tonight is…Superman and Xenomorph
Audience collective: “Awwww”

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:16 am

The cover in the latest of Blane Steeles Alien Romance novel is revealed, “Carnal Beings”

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:26 am

An excerpt from the intergalactic Romance Novel “Carnal Beings”: The Kryptonian gripped the nape of the Aliens neck, the rings were rough and course. The Xenomorph used its pointed tail to cut Superman’s jeans, his quad exposed. As the Xenomorph caressed Superman’s back he allowed the gaseous planets toxic fumes to take hold and allow him and succumb to the temptation and magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of. It was at that moment the Xenomorph opened her mouth and another mouth began extending toward Superman’s trembling lips……..

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:30 am

Xenomorph: Now… take my hand and kneel before Xenomorph.
Superman kneels and takes the Xenomorphs hand and begins to squeeze as we hear crunching (cue music)
Lex: He did it to them.. I mean the lights were on out here while he was safe in there

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:31 am

Not learning from their mistakes Warner Brothers goes ahead and releases Xenomorph V Superman.

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:32 am

Zack Snyder releases yet another photo from Justice League and teases yet another crossover

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:37 am

Superman and Xenomorph recreate the end of Rocky III.

kal-el76
December 3, 2018 11:45 am

Sadly the Xenomorphs are becoming a scarce species. Kryptonian’s have hunt them to near extinction for their valuable backs which are harvested and turned into Kryptonian bagpipes.

Superman2878
December 4, 2018 1:51 am

I’m your biggest faaaaaan!

Get off me, get off me, get off me, get off me, Get off me!

Superman2878
December 5, 2018 10:46 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Last son of Krypton! I am the last son of Xenon!

Um…. I see a whole lot of eggs here. Are you sure you’re the last son?

Superman2878
December 5, 2018 10:47 pm

You stepped on my Tail!!!!
Well, you ripped my suit!!!!

Superman2878
December 5, 2018 10:49 pm

You have huge teeth! Are you and the joker related?

Superman2878
December 5, 2018 10:52 pm

What did you do to my fortress of solitude xenomorph?

Superman2878
December 5, 2018 10:59 pm

“See the universe” Green Lantern said. “Travel to different worlds and meet new species” he says. I should have stayed in Metropolis.

jreyes3001
December 6, 2018 1:02 pm

Get away from her you.. wait this is a family friendly forum

jreyes3001
December 6, 2018 1:02 pm

Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her?

Superman2878
December 6, 2018 7:53 pm

In the officers of the executives at WB…

Ok page 5 we see Superman fight a xenomorph? Hold on…. page 12 enter the terminator?..page 20 Predator? Page 50 fight with Luke Skywalker? Page 70 time traveling DeLorean from back to the future with Jaws and a T-Rex ???
Ok! Who’s messing with the script?