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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Did I leave the oven on?
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“No, I get the last turkey leg!”
Whoa! You need a breath mint!
Sorry. You’re not my type.
Superman and Xenomorph fight over Black Friday bargain items.
Alien v. Superman: Dawn Of Cashgrabbing
When I said to Lois that I wanted to travel to someplace exotic for our next vacation, this is not what I meant.
I usually don’t mind when a monster tries to eat me. But when my suit gets ripped, then I’m really ticked off!!!
HSSSSSS…(Translated from Xenomorphian: Box Office Smash Hit…By The Numbers)
I just wanna ask…do you know a good dentist around here?
One can’t really tell if Superman is neck grabbing or pipe crushing.
President Trump tweeted earlier today regarding the damage Superman caused while battling an alien: The Oval Office is a mess…the White House is a mess…and my hair is a mess!
Live from a cheap motel in Tarzana…The Fight Of The Century…Survival Of The Science Fiction Franchises!
LET’S BE FRIENDS!
Look at your neck! It’s HUGE!
Why is this thing hissing at me?
Hsssss( why doesn’t he like my singing?)
“Lois, call the man! I think we’ve got bugs!”
“Lois…call the man! I think we’ve got bugs!”
It wants to eat MY MULLET!
Happy Friday everyone. Thumbs up
Aww, the xenomorph alien wants a hug.
Do you like seafood?
Yes, I like seafood.
Ugh,Yuck! Close your mouth when you chew your food!
Okay, I promise to leave the toilet seat down from now on!
I bet this is the last time you agree to a crossover movie!
Tag your it!
Do you like the taste of fist!
I said the first rule was no one talks about Fight Club!
We are playing by Krypton rules.
Let me show you something, that’s right my fist!
Krypton’s first MMA Pay Per View.
Rock, paper, scissors, biting tongue
Hey! That’s not how it goes!
Hey Kal do need me or the DEO to help you?
No Kara, I got this!
Glad Lois got me this new hair trimmer.
Do I have something stuck in my Teeth?
Aah! Er..Yeah? Um, Maybe?
From a close-up, I have to say that Mr. Giger did a great job!
“Do you bleed…ACID?”
“Now… I’ve… had… the TIME OF MY LIIIIFE!”
Superman: Great! A xenomorph Alien. What’s next, the Predator?
Arnold: GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!!!!!!!
Superman: I spoke to soon.
I said STOP TUGGING ON MY CAPE!!!
Lois have a Snickers, your not you when your hungry.
Summer blockbuster Alien vs. Superman.
Alien: Saaave Martha!
Superman: What? Why did you say that name!!!!
Judges: And the pair leaving Dancing with Aliens tonight is…Superman and Xenomorph
Audience collective: “Awwww”
The cover in the latest of Blane Steeles Alien Romance novel is revealed, “Carnal Beings”
An excerpt from the intergalactic Romance Novel “Carnal Beings”: The Kryptonian gripped the nape of the Aliens neck, the rings were rough and course. The Xenomorph used its pointed tail to cut Superman’s jeans, his quad exposed. As the Xenomorph caressed Superman’s back he allowed the gaseous planets toxic fumes to take hold and allow him and succumb to the temptation and magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of. It was at that moment the Xenomorph opened her mouth and another mouth began extending toward Superman’s trembling lips……..
Xenomorph: Now… take my hand and kneel before Xenomorph.
Superman kneels and takes the Xenomorphs hand and begins to squeeze as we hear crunching (cue music)
Lex: He did it to them.. I mean the lights were on out here while he was safe in there
Not learning from their mistakes Warner Brothers goes ahead and releases Xenomorph V Superman.
Zack Snyder releases yet another photo from Justice League and teases yet another crossover
Superman and Xenomorph recreate the end of Rocky III.
Sadly the Xenomorphs are becoming a scarce species. Kryptonian’s have hunt them to near extinction for their valuable backs which are harvested and turned into Kryptonian bagpipes.
I’m your biggest faaaaaan!
Get off me, get off me, get off me, get off me, Get off me!
Last son of Krypton! I am the last son of Xenon!
Um…. I see a whole lot of eggs here. Are you sure you’re the last son?
You stepped on my Tail!!!!
Well, you ripped my suit!!!!
You have huge teeth! Are you and the joker related?
What did you do to my fortress of solitude xenomorph?
“See the universe” Green Lantern said. “Travel to different worlds and meet new species” he says. I should have stayed in Metropolis.
Get away from her you.. wait this is a family friendly forum
Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
In the officers of the executives at WB…
Ok page 5 we see Superman fight a xenomorph? Hold on…. page 12 enter the terminator?..page 20 Predator? Page 50 fight with Luke Skywalker? Page 70 time traveling DeLorean from back to the future with Jaws and a T-Rex ???
Ok! Who’s messing with the script?