Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

jreyes3001:
Did I leave the oven on?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Anthony Leone

“No, I get the last turkey leg!”

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Whoa! You need a breath mint!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Kiiissssssss Meeeeeee

Sorry. You’re not my type.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

DAILEY PLANET

Superman and Xenomorph fight over Black Friday bargain items.

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

Alien v. Superman: Dawn Of Cashgrabbing

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

When I said to Lois that I wanted to travel to someplace exotic for our next vacation, this is not what I meant.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I usually don’t mind when a monster tries to eat me. But when my suit gets ripped, then I’m really ticked off!!!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

HSSSSSS…(Translated from Xenomorphian: Box Office Smash Hit…By The Numbers)

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I just wanna ask…do you know a good dentist around here?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

One can’t really tell if Superman is neck grabbing or pipe crushing.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

President Trump tweeted earlier today regarding the damage Superman caused while battling an alien: The Oval Office is a mess…the White House is a mess…and my hair is a mess!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Live from a cheap motel in Tarzana…The Fight Of The Century…Survival Of The Science Fiction Franchises!

Awesome
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LET’S BE FRIENDS!

Awesome
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Look at your neck! It’s HUGE!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Hssssssss(laaaaaaaa)

Why is this thing hissing at me?

Hsssss( why doesn’t he like my singing?)

butchmoore
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butchmoore

“Lois, call the man! I think we’ve got bugs!”

butchmoore
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butchmoore

“Lois…call the man! I think we’ve got bugs!”

MattComics
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MattComics

It wants to eat MY MULLET!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Happy Friday everyone. Thumbs up

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Aww, the xenomorph alien wants a hug.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Do you like seafood?
Yes, I like seafood.
See? food!
Ugh,Yuck! Close your mouth when you chew your food!

Superman Fan Podcast
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Okay, I promise to leave the toilet seat down from now on!

whroberts54
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whroberts54

I bet this is the last time you agree to a crossover movie!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Tag your it!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Do you like the taste of fist!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I said the first rule was no one talks about Fight Club!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

We are playing by Krypton rules.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Let me show you something, that’s right my fist!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Krypton’s first MMA Pay Per View.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Rock, paper, scissors, biting tongue

Hey! That’s not how it goes!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Hey Kal do need me or the DEO to help you?

No Kara, I got this!

roy-el
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roy-el

3..2..1..cheese

roy-el
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roy-el

Glad Lois got me this new hair trimmer.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Do I have something stuck in my Teeth?

Aah! Er..Yeah? Um, Maybe?

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

From a close-up, I have to say that Mr. Giger did a great job!

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

“Do you bleed…ACID?”

Randarch
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Randarch

“Now… I’ve… had… the TIME OF MY LIIIIFE!”

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Superman: Great! A xenomorph Alien. What’s next, the Predator?

Arnold: GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!!!!!!!

Superman: I spoke to soon.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I said STOP TUGGING ON MY CAPE!!!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lois have a Snickers, your not you when your hungry.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Summer blockbuster Alien vs. Superman.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Alien: Saaave Martha!
Superman: What? Why did you say that name!!!!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Judges: And the pair leaving Dancing with Aliens tonight is…Superman and Xenomorph
Audience collective: “Awwww”

kal-el76
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kal-el76

The cover in the latest of Blane Steeles Alien Romance novel is revealed, “Carnal Beings”

kal-el76
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kal-el76

An excerpt from the intergalactic Romance Novel “Carnal Beings”: The Kryptonian gripped the nape of the Aliens neck, the rings were rough and course. The Xenomorph used its pointed tail to cut Superman’s jeans, his quad exposed. As the Xenomorph caressed Superman’s back he allowed the gaseous planets toxic fumes to take hold and allow him and succumb to the temptation and magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of. It was at that moment the Xenomorph opened her mouth and another mouth began extending toward Superman’s trembling lips……..

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Xenomorph: Now… take my hand and kneel before Xenomorph.
Superman kneels and takes the Xenomorphs hand and begins to squeeze as we hear crunching (cue music)
Lex: He did it to them.. I mean the lights were on out here while he was safe in there

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Not learning from their mistakes Warner Brothers goes ahead and releases Xenomorph V Superman.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Zack Snyder releases yet another photo from Justice League and teases yet another crossover

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman and Xenomorph recreate the end of Rocky III.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Sadly the Xenomorphs are becoming a scarce species. Kryptonian’s have hunt them to near extinction for their valuable backs which are harvested and turned into Kryptonian bagpipes.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I’m your biggest faaaaaan!

Get off me, get off me, get off me, get off me, Get off me!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Last son of Krypton! I am the last son of Xenon!

Um…. I see a whole lot of eggs here. Are you sure you’re the last son?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

You stepped on my Tail!!!!
Well, you ripped my suit!!!!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

You have huge teeth! Are you and the joker related?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

What did you do to my fortress of solitude xenomorph?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

“See the universe” Green Lantern said. “Travel to different worlds and meet new species” he says. I should have stayed in Metropolis.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Get away from her you.. wait this is a family friendly forum

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

In the officers of the executives at WB…

Ok page 5 we see Superman fight a xenomorph? Hold on…. page 12 enter the terminator?..page 20 Predator? Page 50 fight with Luke Skywalker? Page 70 time traveling DeLorean from back to the future with Jaws and a T-Rex ???
Ok! Who’s messing with the script?