Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Neal Cornett:
What’s wrong, Lois? You look a little down in the mouth.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

And scene

roy-el
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roy-el

Lois, I swear, this is the only way ESPN comes in.

lurker
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“Take cover, it’s bottomless queso!”

Awesome
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Lois, the sky is lava not the floor.

afriend
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afriend

That’s how I feel after reading the news…

MarkEnder
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MarkEnder

One second before Byrne Superman remembered he was not Fleischer Superman

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Hi Lois, I guess this a terrible time to say that I’m in “lava” with you

RobertAnthony
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RobertAnthony

Lois, I hope this isn’t my heart melting over you!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I have a car Lois, and It’s this big. Do you smell something burning?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

See Lois? My cape is indestructible. It’s made out of the finest Kryptonian cloth.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Elvis showed me this cool dance move once. It goes like this!

Superman! You’re on fire!

I know right? I’m a rockstar!

No! Your cape is on fire!

Angelus0018
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angelus0018

I’m only going to show you one more time how to get these wrinkles out of my capes

MattComics
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MattComics

My double-talk body aura now extends to my cape!

superhero
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superhero

the bar has just been raised on dancing with the stars!

General Zod
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General Zod

That’s right, son of our jailer! KNEEL!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Plagiarist Moe Szyslak would go onto steal this move and call it the Flaming Moe

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Alas Superman’s wingspan was not big enough to save Jimmy

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Lois: This is going to make a great story. How many Y’s in fyer?

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman saves Lois the woman he loves but in the process the diversion of lava wipes out a nearby village.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman unveils the flame retardant cape on Dragons den.
Dragon: Ok so that’s impressive, what are your numbers like, have you moved any units and who wears capes besides you?

kal-el76
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kal-el76

As Lois cowers she thinks to herself it’s a good thing I wore brown today, no one will know

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman’s blue angel backfires big time

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Batman cascades the hot lava onto Superman
Superman: Save Martha
Batman: Why did you say that name?
Lois: It’s his mothers name, it’s his mothers name

kal-el76
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kal-el76

While Jimmy documents Superman’s heroic efforts the extreme heat melts jimmys equipment. “Gosh darn it, that’s my brand new camera”!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Richard Lester confirms in the original story board for Superman III, Buster doesn’t get lost in a culvert he is burned alive by liquid hot magma.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Kryptonian sauna

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Lois finally answers her own question, do krptonians sweat

kal-el76
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kal-el76

At about the hour mark of rescuing Lois and no end of the lava in sight Superman thinks to himself “I wonder what Lana’s up to?”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

A hunk a hunk of burning love.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

And that’s how you curtsy Lois.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Thumbs up for everyone. Happy Friday

superhero
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superhero

thank u sir. u too!

Irons89
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Irons89

Gotta save these weird little snakes! and since she’s here…!

Booksteve
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Booksteve

I TOLD you it would be safer to honeymoon on Titan but you kept insisting on Hawaii!

MattComics
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MattComics

Dear Edna Mode,

Capes work.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Zack Snyder releases previously unseen and unreleased image that was meant to be a deleted scene in Man Of Steel.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

You ever seen The Wolverine, Lois? This is how the film begins.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Superman’s Cape…Made by Batman!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

…and the question that bears on everyone’s mind is…How come that this one spark of Lava did not burn Lois’s hair!!?

robertgillis
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Superman: “Flame on!”
Lois: “Wrong universe!”

robertgillis
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How Global Warming actually began

robertgillis
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Jeffrey Taylor and Michael Bailey agree: GREAT CAPEAGE!

robertgillis
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Great capeage

robertgillis
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Get down! it’s the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man!

docreeler
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docreeler

Superman and Lois practice their “duck and cover” drill.

docreeler
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docreeler

The (lava) “rain” off the Superman.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Happy Friday! Everyone gets a thumbs up!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lois, you look hot!