Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Neal Cornett:
What’s wrong, Lois? You look a little down in the mouth.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
roy-el
October 25, 2018 12:11 am

And scene

roy-el
roy-el
October 25, 2018 12:13 am

Lois, I swear, this is the only way ESPN comes in.

lurker
lurker
October 25, 2018 12:15 am

“Take cover, it’s bottomless queso!”

Awesome
October 25, 2018 1:33 am

Lois, the sky is lava not the floor.

afriend
afriend
October 25, 2018 5:51 am

That’s how I feel after reading the news…

MarkEnder
MarkEnder
October 25, 2018 6:44 am

One second before Byrne Superman remembered he was not Fleischer Superman

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 25, 2018 7:03 am

Hi Lois, I guess this a terrible time to say that I’m in “lava” with you

RobertAnthony
RobertAnthony
October 25, 2018 8:53 am

Lois, I hope this isn’t my heart melting over you!

Superman2878
October 25, 2018 9:52 am

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Superman2878
October 25, 2018 9:54 am

I have a car Lois, and It’s this big. Do you smell something burning?

Superman2878
October 25, 2018 9:58 am

See Lois? My cape is indestructible. It’s made out of the finest Kryptonian cloth.

Superman2878
October 25, 2018 10:02 am

Elvis showed me this cool dance move once. It goes like this!

Superman! You’re on fire!

I know right? I’m a rockstar!

No! Your cape is on fire!

October 25, 2018 11:50 am

I’m only going to show you one more time how to get these wrinkles out of my capes

MattComics
MattComics
October 25, 2018 5:34 pm

My double-talk body aura now extends to my cape!

superhero
superhero
October 25, 2018 6:20 pm

the bar has just been raised on dancing with the stars!

General Zod
General Zod
October 25, 2018 9:42 pm

That’s right, son of our jailer! KNEEL!

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:08 am

Plagiarist Moe Szyslak would go onto steal this move and call it the Flaming Moe

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:10 am

Alas Superman’s wingspan was not big enough to save Jimmy

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:13 am

Lois: This is going to make a great story. How many Y’s in fyer?

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:15 am

Superman saves Lois the woman he loves but in the process the diversion of lava wipes out a nearby village.

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:17 am

Superman unveils the flame retardant cape on Dragons den.
Dragon: Ok so that’s impressive, what are your numbers like, have you moved any units and who wears capes besides you?

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:21 am

As Lois cowers she thinks to herself it’s a good thing I wore brown today, no one will know

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:22 am

Superman’s blue angel backfires big time

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:27 am

Batman cascades the hot lava onto Superman
Superman: Save Martha
Batman: Why did you say that name?
Lois: It’s his mothers name, it’s his mothers name

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:29 am

While Jimmy documents Superman’s heroic efforts the extreme heat melts jimmys equipment. “Gosh darn it, that’s my brand new camera”!

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:33 am

Richard Lester confirms in the original story board for Superman III, Buster doesn’t get lost in a culvert he is burned alive by liquid hot magma.

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:34 am

Kryptonian sauna

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:37 am

Lois finally answers her own question, do krptonians sweat

kal-el76
kal-el76
October 26, 2018 1:40 am

At about the hour mark of rescuing Lois and no end of the lava in sight Superman thinks to himself “I wonder what Lana’s up to?”

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 26, 2018 8:18 am

A hunk a hunk of burning love.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
October 26, 2018 8:31 am

And that’s how you curtsy Lois.

Superman2878
October 26, 2018 10:14 am

Thumbs up for everyone. Happy Friday

superhero
superhero
October 26, 2018 4:27 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

thank u sir. u too!

Irons89
Irons89
October 26, 2018 3:22 pm

Gotta save these weird little snakes! and since she’s here…!

Booksteve
Booksteve
October 26, 2018 10:34 pm

I TOLD you it would be safer to honeymoon on Titan but you kept insisting on Hawaii!

MattComics
MattComics
October 27, 2018 10:06 am

Dear Edna Mode,

Capes work.

Kal-Ed
October 27, 2018 2:26 pm

Zack Snyder releases previously unseen and unreleased image that was meant to be a deleted scene in Man Of Steel.

Kal-Ed
October 27, 2018 2:27 pm

You ever seen The Wolverine, Lois? This is how the film begins.

Kal-Ed
October 27, 2018 2:28 pm

Superman’s Cape…Made by Batman!

Kal-Ed
October 27, 2018 2:31 pm

…and the question that bears on everyone’s mind is…How come that this one spark of Lava did not burn Lois’s hair!!?

robertgillis
October 28, 2018 3:15 pm

Superman: “Flame on!”
Lois: “Wrong universe!”

robertgillis
October 28, 2018 3:16 pm

How Global Warming actually began

robertgillis
October 28, 2018 3:17 pm

Jeffrey Taylor and Michael Bailey agree: GREAT CAPEAGE!

robertgillis
October 28, 2018 3:17 pm

Great capeage

robertgillis
October 28, 2018 3:18 pm

Get down! it’s the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man!

docreeler
docreeler
October 30, 2018 8:56 pm

Superman and Lois practice their “duck and cover” drill.

docreeler
docreeler
October 30, 2018 8:57 pm

The (lava) “rain” off the Superman.

Superman2878
November 2, 2018 10:47 am

Happy Friday! Everyone gets a thumbs up!

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 3, 2018 6:09 pm

Lois, you look hot!