Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Randarch:
Jimmy walks in on Superman and Vanessa Hudgens in a compromising embrace.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

All cause my stunt double had to use the bathroom.

roy-el
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roy-el

It all started while watching an unboxing video on YouTube

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

“Holy cotton bud, Batman! Don´t you think the Bat-Anti-Wound-Patch would be the better choice here?”

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

“…no this wasn´t Non. Supergirl did just try to set my dislocated arm.”

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

To tell the truth, when I said “Give me a tip” I did actually mean something else.

Guest

“I’ve seen Blue Man Group play some weird things, but…”

bobowankenobi
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bobowankenobi

I think you’re going to need something a little bigger than a Q-tip to clean that.

bobowankenobi
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bobowankenobi

Guardian, you seriously have to stop having staring contests with Supergirl.

Guest

“That’s never going to heal if you don’t stop picking at it.”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Nope, that’s not my tongue

mnostl32
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mnostl32

The results are in, and I’m sorry to tell you, you’ve been friendzoned.

Randarch
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Randarch

Good one, mnostl32.

superhero
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superhero

you should see the other guy.

superhero
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superhero

what? there’s a q-tip growing out of my shoulder?

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Bactine! Helps the hurt stop hurting!

superhero
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superhero

“This will be a difficult pic to caption”

superhero
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superhero

“just try making a meme outta this…”

superhero
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superhero

Superman doesn’t wear Band-Aids

superhero
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superhero

“Well, Superman doesn’t wear Band-Aids”

superhero
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superhero

This is going to sting a bit…

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

How was I to know salt water would burn me? I thought that only happened to those OTHER bald aliens!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Times got tough for the Blue Man Group

Randarch
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Randarch

Man, I just go nothing for this pic… maybe next time 🙁