Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Randarch:
Jimmy walks in on Superman and Vanessa Hudgens in a compromising embrace.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
roy-el
February 23, 2017 2:13 am

All cause my stunt double had to use the bathroom.

roy-el
roy-el
February 23, 2017 2:15 am

It all started while watching an unboxing video on YouTube

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 23, 2017 2:48 am

“Holy cotton bud, Batman! Don´t you think the Bat-Anti-Wound-Patch would be the better choice here?”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 23, 2017 10:18 am

“…no this wasn´t Non. Supergirl did just try to set my dislocated arm.”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
February 23, 2017 10:21 am

To tell the truth, when I said “Give me a tip” I did actually mean something else.

Supermaniac
Supermaniac
February 23, 2017 12:34 pm

“I’ve seen Blue Man Group play some weird things, but…”

bobowankenobi
bobowankenobi
February 23, 2017 2:25 pm

I think you’re going to need something a little bigger than a Q-tip to clean that.

bobowankenobi
bobowankenobi
February 23, 2017 2:29 pm

Guardian, you seriously have to stop having staring contests with Supergirl.

Supermaniac
Supermaniac
February 23, 2017 3:43 pm

“That’s never going to heal if you don’t stop picking at it.”

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 25, 2017 4:53 pm

Nope, that’s not my tongue

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 25, 2017 4:56 pm

The results are in, and I’m sorry to tell you, you’ve been friendzoned.

Randarch
Randarch
February 26, 2017 12:54 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

Good one, mnostl32.

superhero
superhero
February 26, 2017 9:59 am

you should see the other guy.

superhero
superhero
February 26, 2017 2:56 pm

what? there’s a q-tip growing out of my shoulder?

butchmoore
butchmoore
February 27, 2017 11:04 am

Bactine! Helps the hurt stop hurting!

superhero
superhero
March 1, 2017 9:53 pm

“This will be a difficult pic to caption”

superhero
superhero
March 1, 2017 9:54 pm

“just try making a meme outta this…”

superhero
superhero
March 1, 2017 9:57 pm

Superman doesn’t wear Band-Aids

superhero
superhero
March 1, 2017 10:01 pm
Reply to  superhero

“Well, Superman doesn’t wear Band-Aids”

superhero
superhero
March 1, 2017 9:59 pm

This is going to sting a bit…

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
March 4, 2017 6:53 pm

How was I to know salt water would burn me? I thought that only happened to those OTHER bald aliens!

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 7, 2017 9:30 am

Times got tough for the Blue Man Group

Randarch
Randarch
March 7, 2017 1:20 pm

Man, I just go nothing for this pic… maybe next time 🙁