Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
When the World’s Finest called for an Uber, they didn’t expect this.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘Forgive the theatrics Lois, but this is why brushing is so important.’

lunetemperee
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lunetemperee

Do you really believe that thing would find you delicious?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Look up in the sky!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s GODZILLA!!!!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Yuck! Give this Dino a mentos.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

DAILEY PLANET

I was saved from the king of monsters by Superman! Exclusive by Lois Lane. Photo by Jimmy Olsen

JasEl
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JasEl

Superman: You haven’t been flossing have you?

Suski
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Suski

Well, your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Looks like he had chicken on Friday.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Looks like this monster is watching his carb intake.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Don’t worry Lois he is a vegetarian.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

That was not me Lois that’s his breath you smell.

superhero
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superhero

so this is what it’s like to be a flintstones vitamin

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

Forget it, Lois. I hear your phone ringing, and it’s way farther down than his mouth!

Kmoore84
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Kmoore84

Come on Lois, time to leave the mother in law alone

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

Godzilla: “Hey, you, get your own sequel!”
Superman: “WB won’t gimme one! Let me throw one punch! Wreck one building! That’s all I want!”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lois: Krypto the Superdino!……..

Superman : No. I really think something smaller would be better.
How about a Superdog?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: Do you think Jon was Lying when he said a Dino ate his homework?

Lois: I think so.

Superman: He’s so grounded.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman and Lois Lane find the Lockness monster

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lois: I don’t think he likes you Superman.
Superman: What do you mean? Of coarse he does.
Lois: He’s trying to eat you.
Superman: He’s just playing.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

This is how I stay in shape Lois. Everyday I work out my arms with this dinosaur.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: “This is no cave!”
Lois: A Han Solo quote? Really???

Randarch
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Randarch

Well.. time to feed my dinosaur!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman: I knew I shouldn’t have bought this lifelike dinosaur ventriloquist dummy.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Superman: Sorry Lois but you won’t find the next Superman movie in here!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

You don’t even want to know how much it cost WB to remove the moustache from this dinosaur

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman: This will appease God
Heard from a distance:……ZOD!!!!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman: Uh oh Lois, looks like I reversed the Earth back too far

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Building on the popularity of Krypto the dog, Matt Hunter of DC comes up with Jurasypto. Teased mercilessly by his peers Hunter writes his suicide note on the only issue published. RIP Matt

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Maybe next time you’ll believe me when I tell you Dinosaurs have uvulas Lois

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Does your pet Dino suffer from acid indigestion? Introducing Lois Lozenges. The next time you get reflux pop a Lois!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Lois: Clark that Dino ate my ring!
Superman: Well you better go get it

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman decides to test his hypothesis, do humans come out the other end whole

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Tired of being sent to fetch burgers and orange juice (freshly squeezed) at 9 am, Clark snaps.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Supermans jealous streak arises when Lois is caught staring at Arther Currie

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Lois immediately regretted calling Supermans bluff of being fed to his dinosaur
5 mins earlier: Oh yeah? go ahead and do it, I dare you!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman: Listen Lois you can hear your voice echo. Echo…..echo….echo..echo. You try.
Lois: Somebody help me…………help me…….help me…

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Will Superman drop Lois? Tune in next week, same bat time same bat channel.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Lois learns a valuable lesson of foresight and consequences when she tells Clark she knows his identity, as he goes to great lengths to protect his identity.