Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
When the World’s Finest called for an Uber, they didn’t expect this.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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sundevil82
October 11, 2018 2:13 am

‘Forgive the theatrics Lois, but this is why brushing is so important.’

October 11, 2018 8:27 am

Do you really believe that thing would find you delicious?

Superman2878
October 11, 2018 9:15 am

Look up in the sky!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s GODZILLA!!!!

Superman2878
October 11, 2018 9:43 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Yuck! Give this Dino a mentos.

Superman2878
October 11, 2018 9:48 am

DAILEY PLANET

I was saved from the king of monsters by Superman! Exclusive by Lois Lane. Photo by Jimmy Olsen

JasEl
October 11, 2018 9:26 pm

Superman: You haven’t been flossing have you?

October 11, 2018 10:30 pm

Well, your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss.

jreyes3001
October 12, 2018 7:29 pm

Looks like he had chicken on Friday.

jreyes3001
October 12, 2018 7:33 pm

Looks like this monster is watching his carb intake.

jreyes3001
October 12, 2018 7:34 pm

Don’t worry Lois he is a vegetarian.

jreyes3001
October 12, 2018 7:37 pm

That was not me Lois that’s his breath you smell.

superhero
October 12, 2018 7:44 pm

so this is what it’s like to be a flintstones vitamin

JhnJhnsn2002
October 12, 2018 9:34 pm

Forget it, Lois. I hear your phone ringing, and it’s way farther down than his mouth!

October 13, 2018 5:21 am

Come on Lois, time to leave the mother in law alone

Chiptooth
October 13, 2018 7:50 pm

Godzilla: “Hey, you, get your own sequel!”
Superman: “WB won’t gimme one! Let me throw one punch! Wreck one building! That’s all I want!”

Superman2878
October 13, 2018 8:09 pm

Lois: Krypto the Superdino!……..

Superman : No. I really think something smaller would be better.
How about a Superdog?

Superman2878
October 13, 2018 8:24 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Superman: Do you think Jon was Lying when he said a Dino ate his homework?

Lois: I think so.

Superman: He’s so grounded.

Superman2878
October 13, 2018 8:26 pm

Superman and Lois Lane find the Lockness monster

Superman2878
October 13, 2018 8:30 pm

Lois: I don’t think he likes you Superman.
Superman: What do you mean? Of coarse he does.
Lois: He’s trying to eat you.
Superman: He’s just playing.

Superman2878
October 14, 2018 3:22 pm

This is how I stay in shape Lois. Everyday I work out my arms with this dinosaur.

Superman2878
October 14, 2018 3:28 pm

Superman: “This is no cave!”
Lois: A Han Solo quote? Really???

Randarch
October 14, 2018 6:47 pm

Well.. time to feed my dinosaur!

Superman2878
October 15, 2018 1:19 am

Superman: I knew I shouldn’t have bought this lifelike dinosaur ventriloquist dummy.

jagross0325
October 18, 2018 4:01 am

Superman: Sorry Lois but you won’t find the next Superman movie in here!

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:20 pm

You don’t even want to know how much it cost WB to remove the moustache from this dinosaur

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:22 pm

Superman: This will appease God
Heard from a distance:……ZOD!!!!

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:24 pm

Superman: Uh oh Lois, looks like I reversed the Earth back too far

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:30 pm

Building on the popularity of Krypto the dog, Matt Hunter of DC comes up with Jurasypto. Teased mercilessly by his peers Hunter writes his suicide note on the only issue published. RIP Matt

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:31 pm

Maybe next time you’ll believe me when I tell you Dinosaurs have uvulas Lois

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:32 pm

Does your pet Dino suffer from acid indigestion? Introducing Lois Lozenges. The next time you get reflux pop a Lois!

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:35 pm

Lois: Clark that Dino ate my ring!
Superman: Well you better go get it

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:36 pm

Superman decides to test his hypothesis, do humans come out the other end whole

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:40 pm

Tired of being sent to fetch burgers and orange juice (freshly squeezed) at 9 am, Clark snaps.

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:44 pm

Supermans jealous streak arises when Lois is caught staring at Arther Currie

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:48 pm

Lois immediately regretted calling Supermans bluff of being fed to his dinosaur
5 mins earlier: Oh yeah? go ahead and do it, I dare you!

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:52 pm

Superman: Listen Lois you can hear your voice echo. Echo…..echo….echo..echo. You try.
Lois: Somebody help me…………help me…….help me…

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:54 pm

Will Superman drop Lois? Tune in next week, same bat time same bat channel.

kal-el76
October 18, 2018 9:59 pm

Lois learns a valuable lesson of foresight and consequences when she tells Clark she knows his identity, as he goes to great lengths to protect his identity.