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Some men just don’t take the news of fatherhood very well.
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Next time make sure you’re wearing a harness and OSHA approved life line.
“Easy, miss. I´ve got you!”
“You, you´ve got me? Who´s got… wait a minute! MISS?”
Fun fact: this exact image was shown to the entire WB studio board and several film directors of their choice.
None of them knew who the friendly, smiling guy in the brightly-colored cape with the “S” on it was.
That´s odd. In which year was that?
Spelunking? Really Jimmy?
TAG! You’re ‘it!’
Where Tom Cruise first met Henry Cavill
Have you put some weight on?
Are those the new Gary Vee sneakers? I’ve been meaning to get a pair.
I shouldn’t of had that last slice of pizza.
Easy guy I’m just reaching for the rope.
Yeah I’m free, free fallin’
You should have bought a bigger rope
Sorry Jimmy, but climbing is not the safest way to travel
Gravity sucks
Hey man, why are you so down?
Excuse me sir, just need to go around you I have someone to save.
LOL!!!!!
Superman saves a climber wearing green socks. News at 11!
And this is why I can’t take you anywhere Jimmy. Even with the safety harness, you still manage to get in trouble.
You better pick another axe next time buddy!
R Kelly “I Believe I can Fly!!!!”
Careful! You don’t want to… break your neck… Mwah ha ha ha
Superman reminds you: Never text while rock-climbing
“Your Cape S is the wrong color! Must… post… on.. Twitter!”
{splat}
Gravity — it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!
I’ll just aim you toward that fruit cart…
{sploosh}
I’m Clark Kent, OKAY? Now will everyone PLEASE stop jumping to their deaths to prove it?
Superman: “I’ll rescue with my tactile telekenisis!”
Falling Guy: “But you don’t have tactile telekenisis!”
Superman: “Oh, you’re screwed, then.”
Superman: “I’ll rescue with my tactile telekinesis!”
Falling Guy: “But you don’t have tactile telekinesis!”
Superman: “Oh, sorry.”
Splat
In this sequel to the “The Stolen Costume,” we see that Superman has put a LOT of people on mountain tops.
Superman: “Ras Al Ghul is on the OTHER mountain!”
Ever hear of parachutes?
Breaking news as WGBS shows Superman shoving this poor guy off the mountain.
In this thankfully deleted scene from “Star Trek V,” Superman, no Spock, rescues Captain Kirk from his fall off El Capitan
In this thankfully deleted scene from “Star Trek V,” Superman, not Spock, rescues Captain Kirk from his fall off El Capitan
Can you read my ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don’t worry, you’re safe now.
Cut!!! This is a movie set. He’s not in any real danger.
Superman halts movie production. News at 11!
Superman before you save me let’s take a selfie for my twitter page.
#beingrescuedbysuperman
Good thing your pants are brown.