Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

ReddDawg:
Superman vs. The American Way
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Siri call Perry! Siri? Siri! Why doesn’t she answer me? How does this phone work?

afriend
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afriend

“Hi, this is Rachel from Cardholder Services, with an important update about your credit card accounts…”

Mr Mxy
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Mr Mxy

Golly Mr White, that’s an Action comics #1 !!

afriend
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afriend

Why do telemarketers always call right when you are sitting down to dinner?!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Theeeere she goooooes just walking down the streeeet…

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Fans reaction to Nicolas Cage in the Superman suit.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I think I shall never own…a Tool More Handy than the phone. A phone in which I keep in touch…with in-laws, old time pals and such.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

That phone always rings…of Calls from shmucks and dingalings.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

This phone always wake me from my sleep…just to hear a heavy breathing creep.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

That does it…If I get one more nuisance call…I May not own a phone at all.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Mick…!?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Your reaction after you have realised, that you have inserted a golden coin a few thousands of dollars worth by mistake.

superhero
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superhero

Jimmy: You don’t say. You don’t say…You don’t say!
Clark: who was it?
Jimmy: He didn’t say.

superhero
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superhero

i don’t know if u kids will get this reference, lol

JasEl
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JasEl

Was that a Stooges thing? I’ve definitely seen that skit done, but I can’t quite picture what it was from.

Randarch
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Randarch

Daffy Duck for the win.

RobertAnthony
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RobertAnthony

Or maybe Screwy Squirrel, a lesser known MGM character, from a 1944 cartoon he did called Happy Go Nutty.

superhero
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superhero

i knew it from the Stooges, but apparently it goes back to vaudeville! i just googled to double check my memory and this gag has been around on many shows, lol

superhero
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superhero

At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you

cpm72586
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cpm72586

“Zack Snyder’s going to do what to my character?!”

butchmoore
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butchmoore

They want to know if my refrigerator is running?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Wait! This long distance phone call will cost me a fortune!!!

Randarch
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Randarch

Hello Jimmy… Do you like scary movies?

robertgillis
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We later learn this is Henry James Olsen.

robertgillis
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I just saw the extended cit of Batman v Superman — THAT was Jimmy Olsen?????????

robertgillis
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Help me, I’m drowning! Trust me, it’ll sound scarier in post

robertgillis
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Aunt Louisa, how do I dial a 1-900 number?

robertgillis
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We’re filming black and white, that means I might actually get killed.

robertgillis
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No FaceBook? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

robertgillis
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Wait – I DON’T get paid for the re-runs of Superman?

robertgillis
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And the voice… He just said… “Hello! D’UH! Clark Kent IS Superman!”

robertgillis
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They traced the call — it’s coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

robertgillis
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Hello…is your refrigerator running?

robertgillis
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One ringy dingy — two ringy dingy’s…

robertgillis
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Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you

robertgillis
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Man, it’s the 1950s and this phone is STILL dated.

robertgillis
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Wait, I just watched “The Ring!”

robertgillis
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Operator? What’s the number for 911?

robertgillis
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That’s weird, Superman and Mr. Kent have the same phone number.

robertgillis
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Aunt Louisa? The pizza place doesn’t deliver to remote Maine islands!

robertgillis
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Aunt Louisa? It’s the heavy breathing guy again.

robertgillis
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For our younger viewers, yes, that really is a “telephone” that Jack is using. Yes, back then it was attached to the wall.

robertgillis
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Jimmy Olsen connects to a party line and learns some VERY new words.

robertgillis
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Aunt Louisa? The future is calling and says we can switch providers and save a fortune!

robertgillis
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This weird box on the wall… I hear VOICES coming from inside it!

robertgillis
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The horror as Jimmy realizes Aunt Louisa’s phone can’t take a selfie.

robertgillis
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2018 keeps calling and making fun of this phone!

robertgillis
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I just called Bibbo at the Ace o’ Clubs — he’s ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robertgillis
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#NotASmartPhone #AntiquePhone #TeenHorror

robertgillis
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She keeps asking “What am I wearing?”

robertgillis
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Phone home! Phone home!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Your cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Ha ha ha ha. I forgot the word “call” in my last post. lol

robertgillis
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Why does the phone always ring when you’re in the bath tub? Mr. Luthor, you’re not even in this series!

robertgillis
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It costs HOW much to call Metropolis??!!

chris brockow
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chris brockow

“Jeepers, Homer Garrity calling me. Did Mr. Kelso tell you who Superman is?”

chris brockow
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chris brockow

Miss Lane, Steve Younis is on the phone!!!

chris brockow
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chris brockow

Golly, I just won a trip to the Superman Celebration.

chris brockow
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chris brockow

Aunt Louisa is a fraud?!

chris brockow
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chris brockow

This phone doesn’t have internet.

robertgillis
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Professor Roberts! The Observatory!

robertgillis
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Golly! Jeepers! No? Script — what’s the line, please?

robertgillis
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The lady on the phone said bad words! I need an adult!

robertgillis
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Aunt Louisa? The lady says attractive singles in Metropolis want to meet me. What’s a credit card?

robertgillis
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What do you mean this won’t air for another two years?????

robertgillis
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Not a bow tie! I will NOT wear a bow tie!

robertgillis
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I just saw the extended cut of Batman v Superman — THAT was Jimmy Olsen?????????

robertgillis
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Lois has been re-cast for season 2!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Officer: Mr. Olsen? That call came from inside your house.

Randarch
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Randarch

LOL!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Perry:Olsen, why aren’t you here at the Planet?
Jimmy: sorry chief !
Perry: What did you just call me?
Jimmy: Gasp!(Did I just say that out loud?)

jer
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jer

Er. ..Ooops…Wrong Number!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Wait a minute! This phone is disconnected. Who have I been talking to????

jer
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jer

Hey…With Six, you get Egg-Roll

swccguy
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Mr. Kent…it’s Lex Luther!! He says he knows I’m the Guardian !!
Caught me on CCTV behind that Chinese Restaurant !!! Gosh !!