Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman vs. The American Way
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Siri call Perry! Siri? Siri! Why doesn’t she answer me? How does this phone work?
“Hi, this is Rachel from Cardholder Services, with an important update about your credit card accounts…”
Golly Mr White, that’s an Action comics #1 !!
Why do telemarketers always call right when you are sitting down to dinner?!
Theeeere she goooooes just walking down the streeeet…
Fans reaction to Nicolas Cage in the Superman suit.
I think I shall never own…a Tool More Handy than the phone. A phone in which I keep in touch…with in-laws, old time pals and such.
That phone always rings…of Calls from shmucks and dingalings.
This phone always wake me from my sleep…just to hear a heavy breathing creep.
That does it…If I get one more nuisance call…I May not own a phone at all.
Mick…!?
Your reaction after you have realised, that you have inserted a golden coin a few thousands of dollars worth by mistake.
Jimmy: You don’t say. You don’t say…You don’t say!
Clark: who was it?
Jimmy: He didn’t say.
i don’t know if u kids will get this reference, lol
Was that a Stooges thing? I’ve definitely seen that skit done, but I can’t quite picture what it was from.
Daffy Duck for the win.
Or maybe Screwy Squirrel, a lesser known MGM character, from a 1944 cartoon he did called Happy Go Nutty.
i knew it from the Stooges, but apparently it goes back to vaudeville! i just googled to double check my memory and this gag has been around on many shows, lol
At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you
“Zack Snyder’s going to do what to my character?!”
They want to know if my refrigerator is running?
Wait! This long distance phone call will cost me a fortune!!!
Hello Jimmy… Do you like scary movies?
We later learn this is Henry James Olsen.
I just saw the extended cit of Batman v Superman — THAT was Jimmy Olsen?????????
Help me, I’m drowning! Trust me, it’ll sound scarier in post
Aunt Louisa, how do I dial a 1-900 number?
We’re filming black and white, that means I might actually get killed.
No FaceBook? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wait – I DON’T get paid for the re-runs of Superman?
And the voice… He just said… “Hello! D’UH! Clark Kent IS Superman!”
They traced the call — it’s coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Hello…is your refrigerator running?
One ringy dingy — two ringy dingy’s…
Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you
Man, it’s the 1950s and this phone is STILL dated.
Wait, I just watched “The Ring!”
Operator? What’s the number for 911?
That’s weird, Superman and Mr. Kent have the same phone number.
Aunt Louisa? The pizza place doesn’t deliver to remote Maine islands!
Aunt Louisa? It’s the heavy breathing guy again.
For our younger viewers, yes, that really is a “telephone” that Jack is using. Yes, back then it was attached to the wall.
Jimmy Olsen connects to a party line and learns some VERY new words.
Aunt Louisa? The future is calling and says we can switch providers and save a fortune!
This weird box on the wall… I hear VOICES coming from inside it!
The horror as Jimmy realizes Aunt Louisa’s phone can’t take a selfie.
2018 keeps calling and making fun of this phone!
I just called Bibbo at the Ace o’ Clubs — he’s ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#NotASmartPhone #AntiquePhone #TeenHorror
She keeps asking “What am I wearing?”
Phone home! Phone home!
Your cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Ha ha ha ha. I forgot the word “call” in my last post. lol
Why does the phone always ring when you’re in the bath tub? Mr. Luthor, you’re not even in this series!
It costs HOW much to call Metropolis??!!
“Jeepers, Homer Garrity calling me. Did Mr. Kelso tell you who Superman is?”
Miss Lane, Steve Younis is on the phone!!!
Golly, I just won a trip to the Superman Celebration.
Aunt Louisa is a fraud?!
This phone doesn’t have internet.
Professor Roberts! The Observatory!
Golly! Jeepers! No? Script — what’s the line, please?
The lady on the phone said bad words! I need an adult!
Aunt Louisa? The lady says attractive singles in Metropolis want to meet me. What’s a credit card?
What do you mean this won’t air for another two years?????
Not a bow tie! I will NOT wear a bow tie!
I just saw the extended cut of Batman v Superman — THAT was Jimmy Olsen?????????
Lois has been re-cast for season 2!
Officer: Mr. Olsen? That call came from inside your house.
LOL!
Perry:Olsen, why aren’t you here at the Planet?
Jimmy: sorry chief !
Perry: What did you just call me?
Jimmy: Gasp!(Did I just say that out loud?)
Er. ..Ooops…Wrong Number!
Wait a minute! This phone is disconnected. Who have I been talking to????
Hey…With Six, you get Egg-Roll
Mr. Kent…it’s Lex Luther!! He says he knows I’m the Guardian !!
Caught me on CCTV behind that Chinese Restaurant !!! Gosh !!
Clark: Excuse me Jimmy. This looks like a job for Superman!
Jimmy: Is this phone broken? Did Mr. Kent just say this looks like a job for Superman?
Mom, I’m on the phone, leave me alone.
Dad, it’s mom, she says she has your credit card!!
(I deleted this one)
Playing the game telephone at the Daily Planet
Perry: Clark has got a scoop on a story. Pass it on Lois!
Lois: Clark forgot the soup and he’s sorry. Pass it on Kat!
Kat: Clark is on a loop and he’s in a hurry. Pass it on Jimmy!
Jimmy: Um Mr.Kent? Did you break a Hula hoop because your glasses are blurry?
Clark: What? Who said my glasses are made out of Curry?
Hey, Robin. I just saw the Titans trailer, and golly, if I said that about Superman he’d wash my mouth out! (*gasps*) Do you kiss Batgirl with that mouth?
I see. No pickles, hold the lettuce, extra tomato, burger cooked medium rare, and an extra side order of fries. Ok I got your order. See you soon………
hangs up the phone
Well he’s in for a surprise. This is the Daily Planet, not a restaurant.
Perry White just called, and he says that the person who keeps giving out a -1 for no reason just missed out on a sale on class. Price was down to a nickel. Now they’re all sold out. What a pity….