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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman Homepage meet up? Hahahahahaha. No, this is the Bald Men club.
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This is America?
On the next Sesame Street… one of these things is not like the other
The annual Intergang Press Conference has taken a whole new meaning.
SUPERMAN! SUPERMAN! What are your thoughts on the second amendment?
Ooohhhhh….guns guns guns. C’mon, Mannheim. The Monarchs are playing tonight. And I never miss a game.
Come quietly or there will be…trouble.
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh….$&%* YOU!
Always have goose bumps during that scene.
And the winner of the John Wick: Chapter 2 Poster Contest goes to….
Breaking news: Stallone casts Superman in Expendables 4. Exclusive first look.
Um…Was it something I said?
Lol jer. I almost said the same thing.
Is there a problem, officers?
Duck season!
You guys do know who I am and what my powers are right?
”Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”
lol
Ooh, guns, guns, guns! Come on, Sal! The Tigers are playing…tonight! I never miss a game.
Hahahahaha someone has the same mindset as I. See above
So… I take it you guys didn’t feel the same way about Man of Steel?
Superman VS the American Way
Well that seems like a waste of time.
Oh no…Guns… again!
We made the new models easier this year…just point and shoot!
Come on now, you really think that’s going to work??!
Say what one more time !!!
OK, OK, I get that you didn’t like the CGI stuff regarding the mustache, but please !!! This IS the Superman Homepage Meet and Greet!
This isn’t where I parked my car!
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
No, thank you, I’ve already had breakfast.
Yes, I really am faster than all of them.
…and I’m all out of bubblegum
So all of you want to see the bullet to the eye trick.
“Hey it’s Superman!”
“Hey Superman, could you autograph my gun with your heat vision?”
“Mine too?”
“And Mine?”
“Could you bend mine into an ‘S?’
“I’d like mine bent into a heart! I wanna send it to my girl!”
Theres a 25% tariff on that steel
Aye Caramba! Is today Cinco de Mayo?
Say hello to our little friends.
So this is what a New York mugging looks like.
Bad idea guys.
You know what I’m going to do to you right?
Some people just can’t take a joke.
It wasn’t me.
When you are at a party and decide to take the last piece of chicken.
Lois never mentioned she had brothers.
Can we speed this up I have a 4 o’clock hair appointment.
Alright I’ll watch the Dark Knight! Man you guys are uptight.
You call that a gun that’s what we call a pistol where I am from.
Oh this is a first. What will I do?
Thanks for the 21-gun salute, but you’re a few short.
All I said was we did not need a sequel to Crocodile Dundee.
“Apparently we haven’t met before.”
“Will it tickle?”
Sir! Where’s the office of the Assessor of Cook County?
What’s with the guy with the pistol?
“No, really, I’m NOT the New 52 Superman!”
That’s the last time I use Google Maps.
You’re all under arrest.
Nice reflexes, guys!
Really! Do you guys live under a rock or something, you do know who I am right? You know I’m Superman right? Superman! Come on guys Superman? Superman Faster than a Speeding Bullet? More Powerful than Locomotive(Train)? Can Leap Tall Building in a Single Bound? Cheese I need better PR out here in the middle of no where. Guys just put those things away, you’re just going to hurt yourselves and not me. OK, yeah bye now.
Perry: Clark, News Flash No one has heard of Superman out here.
Perry: Great Cesar’s Ghost Stop The Presses!!!!
I guess your boss didn’t give you the memo!
“Use a gun” they said, “it’ll work” they said.
hello, citizens.
I come in peace! Take me to your leader!
Wow! Wow! Guys calm down it wasn’t my idea to let Brian Michael Bendis to write my stories. If you’ve got a beef, take it up with Didio.