Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

roy-el:
Superman Homepage meet up? Hahahahahaha. No, this is the Bald Men club.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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johnny
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johnny

This is America?

roy-el
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roy-el

On the next Sesame Street… one of these things is not like the other

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

The annual Intergang Press Conference has taken a whole new meaning.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

SUPERMAN! SUPERMAN! What are your thoughts on the second amendment?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Ooohhhhh….guns guns guns. C’mon, Mannheim. The Monarchs are playing tonight. And I never miss a game.

MattComics
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MattComics

Come quietly or there will be…trouble.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh….$&%* YOU!

Always have goose bumps during that scene.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

And the winner of the John Wick: Chapter 2 Poster Contest goes to….

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Breaking news: Stallone casts Superman in Expendables 4. Exclusive first look.

jer
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jer

Um…Was it something I said?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Lol jer. I almost said the same thing.

Chiptooth
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Chiptooth

Is there a problem, officers?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Duck season!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

You guys do know who I am and what my powers are right?

LiveNearPar_Golf
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LiveNearPar_Golf

”Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”

LiveNearPar_Golf
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LiveNearPar_Golf

lol

MichaelSacal
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MichaelSacal

Ooh, guns, guns, guns! Come on, Sal! The Tigers are playing…tonight! I never miss a game.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Hahahahaha someone has the same mindset as I. See above

SuperJMC79
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SuperJMC79

So… I take it you guys didn’t feel the same way about Man of Steel?

ReddDawg
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ReddDawg

Superman VS the American Way

afriend
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afriend

Well that seems like a waste of time.

jer
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jer

Oh no…Guns… again!

jer
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jer

We made the new models easier this year…just point and shoot!

sum1else
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sum1else

Come on now, you really think that’s going to work??!

swccguy
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Say what one more time !!!

swccguy
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OK, OK, I get that you didn’t like the CGI stuff regarding the mustache, but please !!! This IS the Superman Homepage Meet and Greet!

JasEl
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JasEl

This isn’t where I parked my car!

s-shield
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s-shield

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

No, thank you, I’ve already had breakfast.

docreeler
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docreeler

Yes, I really am faster than all of them.

superhero
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superhero

…and I’m all out of bubblegum

BLUENOVA2
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BLUENOVA2

So all of you want to see the bullet to the eye trick.

ScottZepher
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ScottZepher

“Hey it’s Superman!”
“Hey Superman, could you autograph my gun with your heat vision?”
“Mine too?”
“And Mine?”
“Could you bend mine into an ‘S?’
“I’d like mine bent into a heart! I wanna send it to my girl!”

Kal-alf
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Kal-alf

Theres a 25% tariff on that steel

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Aye Caramba! Is today Cinco de Mayo?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Say hello to our little friends.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

So this is what a New York mugging looks like.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Bad idea guys.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You know what I’m going to do to you right?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Some people just can’t take a joke.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

It wasn’t me.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

When you are at a party and decide to take the last piece of chicken.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Lois never mentioned she had brothers.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Can we speed this up I have a 4 o’clock hair appointment.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Alright I’ll watch the Dark Knight! Man you guys are uptight.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You call that a gun that’s what we call a pistol where I am from.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Oh this is a first. What will I do?

docreeler
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docreeler

Thanks for the 21-gun salute, but you’re a few short.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

All I said was we did not need a sequel to Crocodile Dundee.

dhamilt
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“Apparently we haven’t met before.”

dhamilt
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“Will it tickle?”

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Sir! Where’s the office of the Assessor of Cook County?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

What’s with the guy with the pistol?

New Roosterman
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New Roosterman

“No, really, I’m NOT the New 52 Superman!”

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

That’s the last time I use Google Maps.

Randarch
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Randarch

You’re all under arrest.

Randarch
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Randarch

Nice reflexes, guys!

Jpx98
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Jpx98

Really! Do you guys live under a rock or something, you do know who I am right? You know I’m Superman right? Superman! Come on guys Superman? Superman Faster than a Speeding Bullet? More Powerful than Locomotive(Train)? Can Leap Tall Building in a Single Bound? Cheese I need better PR out here in the middle of no where. Guys just put those things away, you’re just going to hurt yourselves and not me. OK, yeah bye now.

Perry: Clark, News Flash No one has heard of Superman out here.

Perry: Great Cesar’s Ghost Stop The Presses!!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I guess your boss didn’t give you the memo!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

“Use a gun” they said, “it’ll work” they said.

superhero
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superhero

hello, citizens.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I come in peace! Take me to your leader!

Jpx98
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Jpx98

Wow! Wow! Guys calm down it wasn’t my idea to let Brian Michael Bendis to write my stories. If you’ve got a beef, take it up with Didio.