Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
In Argo City, this is casual Friday.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman all walk into a bar. Have you heard this one?

roy-el
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roy-el

Superman homepage meet up? Hahahahahaha. No, this is the Bald Men club.

superhero
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superhero

meanwhile at the legion of domes…

superhero
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superhero

lex luthor casting call for MOS2

superhero
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superhero

the luthor lair

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I’m here to audition for the role of curly what about you?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Are you sure the flyer said co-ed speed dating event? Between me and you I don’t like our chances.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Your joking right you actually thought there was going to be girls at this event. You have a better shot of scoring a picture with Brandon Routh.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Do you know what Lois said to Clark when he won the Pulitzer Prize ?

No, what did she say?

You’re Super, man.

Ha ha ha.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Do you know what Clark Kent did when he heard that he was late for his meeting?

No, what did he do?

He flew out the door.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

So this is Bibbo’s? I’ve seen shabier!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Steve: So you in a band?
Guy 1: Sure thing!
Steve: You got a name?
Guy 2: Yeah…PAIN!!!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Gimme another drink!

No way! We got enough drunk Supermen flying around. Imagine you having a drink and driving in your car…that’d be a disaster!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

STEVE??? I haven’t seen you since 256 women ago!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

And the winner of the Telly Savalas Lookalike contest goes to…

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

And suddenly…Steve’s eyes go wide…as he walks into Cadmus’ secret facilities only to find…Clones of himself!

Randarch
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Randarch

So… snicker… I get up ever morning… and.. snicker… vote Spidey2878’s posts down… lol… it just drives him crazy! Ha-ha!

*wink*wink*wink*
(Just kidding with you Spidey)

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Lol Randarch. Yeah, it’s all good. That did make me laugh a bit.At this point I would be a bit surprised if this person stopped negative voting me. But hey, it is what it is.
I did take your advise on adding a picture to my profile. So what do you think? I think it’s Super,man.
Ha ha ha.

Bizzar-o
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Bizzar-o

“Don’t look now but the guy sat over there has a mole on the back of his neck that looks exactly like Clark Kent wearing sunglasses”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I don’t know about you, but I would say this convention is pretty Super.

superhero
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superhero

Luthor, party of 3…your table is ready!

superhero
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superhero

Super-Man Cave

superhero
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superhero

I see you got the memo

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Thats hilarious. Is that Shakespear? No, George Carlin.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Steve: Listen, that virus you’re always talking about. Like the one that could uh, rip off the company for a bunch of money.

Other guy: Yeah? What about it?

Steve: Well, how does it work?

Other guy: It’s pretty brilliant. What it does is every time there’s a bank transaction where interest is computed, you know, thousands a day, the computer ends up with these fractions of a cent, which it usually rounds off. What this does is it takes those remainders and puts it into an account.

Steve: This sounds familiar.

Other guy: Yeah. They did it in Superman III.

(From Office Space)

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

You laugh but that was a true story. It was all ready to go, Kevin Smith wrote the script and Nicholas Cage was going to play Superman.