Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
In Argo City, this is casual Friday.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 14, 2018 7:54 am

Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman all walk into a bar. Have you heard this one?

roy-el
roy-el
June 14, 2018 10:38 am

Superman homepage meet up? Hahahahahaha. No, this is the Bald Men club.

superhero
superhero
June 14, 2018 5:17 pm

meanwhile at the legion of domes…

superhero
superhero
June 14, 2018 5:18 pm

lex luthor casting call for MOS2

superhero
superhero
June 14, 2018 6:09 pm

the luthor lair

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 14, 2018 7:02 pm

I’m here to audition for the role of curly what about you?

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 14, 2018 7:09 pm

Are you sure the flyer said co-ed speed dating event? Between me and you I don’t like our chances.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 14, 2018 7:16 pm

Your joking right you actually thought there was going to be girls at this event. You have a better shot of scoring a picture with Brandon Routh.

Superman2878
June 14, 2018 10:13 pm

Do you know what Lois said to Clark when he won the Pulitzer Prize ?

No, what did she say?

You’re Super, man.

Ha ha ha.

Superman2878
June 15, 2018 1:06 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Do you know what Clark Kent did when he heard that he was late for his meeting?

No, what did he do?

He flew out the door.

Kal-Ed
June 18, 2018 2:53 pm

So this is Bibbo’s? I’ve seen shabier!

Kal-Ed
June 18, 2018 2:55 pm

Steve: So you in a band?
Guy 1: Sure thing!
Steve: You got a name?
Guy 2: Yeah…PAIN!!!

Kal-Ed
June 18, 2018 2:59 pm

Gimme another drink!

No way! We got enough drunk Supermen flying around. Imagine you having a drink and driving in your car…that’d be a disaster!

Kal-Ed
June 18, 2018 3:01 pm

STEVE??? I haven’t seen you since 256 women ago!

Kal-Ed
June 18, 2018 3:04 pm

And the winner of the Telly Savalas Lookalike contest goes to…

Kal-Ed
June 18, 2018 3:06 pm

And suddenly…Steve’s eyes go wide…as he walks into Cadmus’ secret facilities only to find…Clones of himself!

Randarch
Randarch
June 19, 2018 11:29 am

So… snicker… I get up ever morning… and.. snicker… vote Spidey2878’s posts down… lol… it just drives him crazy! Ha-ha!

*wink*wink*wink*
(Just kidding with you Spidey)

Superman2878
June 19, 2018 9:04 pm
Reply to  Randarch

Lol Randarch. Yeah, it’s all good. That did make me laugh a bit.At this point I would be a bit surprised if this person stopped negative voting me. But hey, it is what it is.
I did take your advise on adding a picture to my profile. So what do you think? I think it’s Super,man.
Ha ha ha.

Bizzar-o
Bizzar-o
June 19, 2018 4:37 pm

“Don’t look now but the guy sat over there has a mole on the back of his neck that looks exactly like Clark Kent wearing sunglasses”

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 19, 2018 9:38 pm

I don’t know about you, but I would say this convention is pretty Super.

superhero
superhero
June 21, 2018 5:59 pm

Luthor, party of 3…your table is ready!

superhero
superhero
June 21, 2018 6:00 pm

Super-Man Cave

superhero
superhero
June 21, 2018 6:01 pm

I see you got the memo

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 21, 2018 10:33 pm

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Thats hilarious. Is that Shakespear? No, George Carlin.

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 22, 2018 2:47 pm

Steve: Listen, that virus you’re always talking about. Like the one that could uh, rip off the company for a bunch of money. Other guy: Yeah? What about it? Steve: Well, how does it work? Other guy: It’s pretty brilliant. What it does is every time there’s a bank transaction where interest is computed, you know, thousands a day, the computer ends up with these fractions of a cent, which it usually rounds off. What this does is it takes those remainders and puts it into an account. Steve: This sounds familiar. Other guy: Yeah. They did it in Superman… Read more »

jreyes3001
jreyes3001
June 22, 2018 11:38 pm

You laugh but that was a true story. It was all ready to go, Kevin Smith wrote the script and Nicholas Cage was going to play Superman.