Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
Up next on “Krypton’s Got Talent”…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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docreeler
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docreeler

Steve, thanks for taking down that other picture.

Randarch
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Randarch

She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not…

docreeler
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docreeler

Tattoo: Boss, the plane! The plane!
Mr. Roarke: Not a bird or a plane this time. Welcome to Fantasy Island!

docreeler
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docreeler

When Lois said she wanted a bird of paradise, did she mean the flower or the bird?

docreeler
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docreeler

Hmmm… Would Lois have a big enough vase for this?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Wait this isn’t the fortress of solitude! Where am I?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Oh no! I spun the world to far back in time. I guess I’m now in Jurassic World!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I guess this is Tarzan’s version of the Fortress of Solitude.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Should I move here?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Great Scott!!! Is that a giant ape I see over there?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Superman sings:”Welcome to the jungle!”

robertgillis
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How did I get to the Genesis Planet in the Star Trek universe?

robertgillis
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I was going to make a diamond for Lois but I’ll save that one for the third movie.

robertgillis
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SQUIRREL!

robertgillis
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Oh, hi Tarzan… Just taking a few flowers…

robertgillis
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Sure is a lot of coffee here. I hope someone doesn’t use a computer to try to destroy it…

robertgillis
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Superman FINALLY stops to small the roses.

robertgillis
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All those things I can do, all those powers, and I still can’t grow roses here.

robertgillis
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The cucumbers and tomatoes didn’t do well this year but the Hyacinths are perfect!

robertgillis
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Roses are red, violets are blue, and so is my costume.

robertgillis
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After picking flowers at the botanical gardens yet again, Superman is asked to leave.

robertgillis
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This flower will give Lois amnesia and make her forget I’m Clark Kent! I’ll just… um…. what was I saying? Who am I???

robertgillis
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$200.00 for one flower? Forget it! Next time I’ll just go to the market!

robertgillis
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What’s up, Bud?

robertgillis
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Caped Wonder stuns florists

roy-el
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roy-el

Well, I brought this flower for Lana and Chloe, but they’re gone already.

roy-el
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roy-el

Poison Ivy loves me…she loves me not

roy-el
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roy-el

Superman’s tryout for Survivor.

roy-el
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roy-el

Should I or shouldn’t I?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Some call this the middle of nowhere…I call it a new spot for building a summer Fortress of Solitude.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Wonder Woman will never know there is another Paradise Island.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

lol,Nice one Kal-Ed. I almost made a similar joke. Well done.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the…ummmm…birds are pretty.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

This is the ONLY beachfront property that does not belong to Lexcorp.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Zod: SON OF JOR-EEEELLLLLL!
Superman: Zod!? What do you want?
Zod: I brought some beer and BBQ. Let’s relax a bit and talk about Krypton. We both need a break from all the yelling.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

SHAAZAAAM!!!

KRAAAKAAATTOOOOOMMMMMM!!!

FOR RAO’S SAKE, BILLY STOP DOING THAT EVERY TIME I TAKE A BREAK!!! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED INJUSTICE???

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Wait, what’s that sign say above my head?
Caption Contest?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I think this plant is talking to me……..

FEED ME SEYMOUR! FEED ME!

superhero
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superhero

is that a bird or a plane? never mind. a mosquito.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Superman:No one is looking.Now is my chance to sing……
“Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can’t help falling in love with you.”

Superdoc
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SuperDoc MD

OK… so flying her around Metropolis didn’t work…
Flying so fast around the earth to reverse time itsef didn’t
work…
Saving her from a Helicoptor crash, and a bomb in
Paris…nothing.
But these flowers… these HAVE to impress her!!
if not… screw this B*tch!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Why is it that there is only one flower in this whole jungle?

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Do I hear the water running?

superhero
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superhero

man, somebody loves to downvote you. sorry man, not very superman like, but i like some of your captions if it helps at all!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Yeah I know. But don’t worry man. We all like you.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Thank you Kal-Ed. I always appreciate kind words from a fellow Superman fan.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Thanks superhero. I don’t know who keeps devoting me, but at this point I’m just ignoring them. For some reason they think I’m important enough for their vote. I don’t know why. They must think I’m popular for their vote. Even if it is a negative one. A vote is a vote. They must think I’m special enough for their vote. So to whoever keeps giving me a -1, thanks for noticing me.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

The only explanation I have on why I keep getting negative votes is that I have a fan. I’m fan who has a fan. And I’m not even a movie star.

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

It’s beautiful here! I’m so glad I took that left turn at Albuquerque!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Huh, the Phantom Zone is actually nice!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Great! Krypto has been in the garden again. I just planted these.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

We’re having a heat wave, a laser eye heat wave!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I feel like I’m on the set of the Goonies.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Don’t miss the stunning finale of Superhero Bachelor…who will get the flower? Lana? Lois? Lori? Stay tuned after these messages.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Lol.
I hope Lois gets the flower Kal-Ed.

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Sigh. A few flowers ought to make up for that list of charges I gave Kristin and Allison last week.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Superman travels to the Marvel universe to Wakanda.

Superman:So this Wakanda. They do have nice flowers here. I wonder, would Lois like one?Great Scott! A alien space craft and an army of aliens led by a purple giant wearing an oven glove??? What have the Avengers gotten themselves into this time?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

On the set of Anaconda

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Is it Mother’s Day already!!

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

So this is why I haven’t been able to find Swamp Thing in the bayou. He moved here.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

Oops! I just accidentally picked up the wrong flower. Lois wanted tulips.

Lois: what’d you say Clark?

Superman: nothing Lois……..
I’m never going to hear the end of this.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I like this multiverse, think I’ll be staying here a while.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I’d like to thank the Academy for this prestigious award.

Randarch
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Randarch

:)
Hey Spidey, when are you going to get yourself a proper forums pic? There’s some on the web with Supes and Spidey standing side by side.

Spidey2878
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Spidey2878

I haven’t really thought about getting a picture. It’s a good suggestion. I’m going to give it some thought and figure out what picture to use. Thank you for the suggestion Randarch.

Randarch
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Randarch

I spy, with my little eye, something of the color…. GREEN.