Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
Up next on “Krypton’s Got Talent”…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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docreeler
docreeler
April 26, 2018 9:54 pm

Steve, thanks for taking down that other picture.

Randarch
Randarch
April 26, 2018 9:55 pm

She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not…

docreeler
docreeler
April 26, 2018 9:58 pm

Tattoo: Boss, the plane! The plane!
Mr. Roarke: Not a bird or a plane this time. Welcome to Fantasy Island!

docreeler
docreeler
April 26, 2018 10:01 pm

When Lois said she wanted a bird of paradise, did she mean the flower or the bird?

docreeler
docreeler
April 26, 2018 10:03 pm

Hmmm… Would Lois have a big enough vase for this?

Superman2878
April 26, 2018 11:13 pm

Wait this isn’t the fortress of solitude! Where am I?

Superman2878
April 26, 2018 11:15 pm

Oh no! I spun the world to far back in time. I guess I’m now in Jurassic World!

Superman2878
April 26, 2018 11:17 pm

I guess this is Tarzan’s version of the Fortress of Solitude.

Superman2878
April 26, 2018 11:17 pm

Should I move here?

Superman2878
April 26, 2018 11:23 pm

Great Scott!!! Is that a giant ape I see over there?

Superman2878
April 26, 2018 11:30 pm

Superman sings:”Welcome to the jungle!”

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:30 pm

How did I get to the Genesis Planet in the Star Trek universe?

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:32 pm

I was going to make a diamond for Lois but I’ll save that one for the third movie.

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:33 pm

SQUIRREL!

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:33 pm

Oh, hi Tarzan… Just taking a few flowers…

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:34 pm

Sure is a lot of coffee here. I hope someone doesn’t use a computer to try to destroy it…

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:35 pm

Superman FINALLY stops to small the roses.

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:36 pm

All those things I can do, all those powers, and I still can’t grow roses here.

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:36 pm

The cucumbers and tomatoes didn’t do well this year but the Hyacinths are perfect!

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:38 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, and so is my costume.

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:41 pm

After picking flowers at the botanical gardens yet again, Superman is asked to leave.

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:42 pm

This flower will give Lois amnesia and make her forget I’m Clark Kent! I’ll just… um…. what was I saying? Who am I???

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:43 pm

$200.00 for one flower? Forget it! Next time I’ll just go to the market!

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:44 pm

What’s up, Bud?

robertgillis
April 26, 2018 11:45 pm

Caped Wonder stuns florists

roy-el
roy-el
April 27, 2018 12:19 am

Well, I brought this flower for Lana and Chloe, but they’re gone already.

roy-el
roy-el
April 27, 2018 12:21 am

Poison Ivy loves me…she loves me not

roy-el
roy-el
April 27, 2018 12:24 am

Superman’s tryout for Survivor.

roy-el
roy-el
April 27, 2018 12:27 am

Should I or shouldn’t I?

Kal-Ed
April 27, 2018 10:52 am

Some call this the middle of nowhere…I call it a new spot for building a summer Fortress of Solitude.

Kal-Ed
April 27, 2018 10:53 am

Wonder Woman will never know there is another Paradise Island.

Superman2878
May 6, 2018 3:36 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

lol,Nice one Kal-Ed. I almost made a similar joke. Well done.

Kal-Ed
April 27, 2018 10:55 am

Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the…ummmm…birds are pretty.

Kal-Ed
April 27, 2018 11:00 am

This is the ONLY beachfront property that does not belong to Lexcorp.

Kal-Ed
April 27, 2018 11:03 am

Zod: SON OF JOR-EEEELLLLLL!
Superman: Zod!? What do you want?
Zod: I brought some beer and BBQ. Let’s relax a bit and talk about Krypton. We both need a break from all the yelling.

Kal-Ed
April 27, 2018 11:05 am

SHAAZAAAM!!!

KRAAAKAAATTOOOOOMMMMMM!!!

FOR RAO’S SAKE, BILLY STOP DOING THAT EVERY TIME I TAKE A BREAK!!! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED INJUSTICE???

Superman2878
April 27, 2018 11:09 am

Wait, what’s that sign say above my head?
Caption Contest?

Superman2878
April 27, 2018 7:14 pm

I think this plant is talking to me……..

FEED ME SEYMOUR! FEED ME!

superhero
superhero
April 27, 2018 8:02 pm

is that a bird or a plane? never mind. a mosquito.

Superman2878
April 27, 2018 10:28 pm

Superman:No one is looking.Now is my chance to sing……
“Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can’t help falling in love with you.”

SuperDoc MD
SuperDoc MD
April 27, 2018 10:34 pm

OK… so flying her around Metropolis didn’t work…
Flying so fast around the earth to reverse time itsef didn’t
work…
Saving her from a Helicoptor crash, and a bomb in
Paris…nothing.
But these flowers… these HAVE to impress her!!
if not… screw this B*tch!

Superman2878
April 27, 2018 11:40 pm
Reply to  SuperDoc MD

Why is it that there is only one flower in this whole jungle?

Superman2878
April 27, 2018 11:41 pm

Do I hear the water running?

superhero
superhero
April 28, 2018 4:19 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

man, somebody loves to downvote you. sorry man, not very superman like, but i like some of your captions if it helps at all!

Kal-Ed
May 4, 2018 5:49 pm
Reply to  superhero

Yeah I know. But don’t worry man. We all like you.

Superman2878
May 6, 2018 2:28 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Thank you Kal-Ed. I always appreciate kind words from a fellow Superman fan.

Superman2878
May 6, 2018 2:26 pm
Reply to  superhero

Thanks superhero. I don’t know who keeps devoting me, but at this point I’m just ignoring them. For some reason they think I’m important enough for their vote. I don’t know why. They must think I’m popular for their vote. Even if it is a negative one. A vote is a vote. They must think I’m special enough for their vote. So to whoever keeps giving me a -1, thanks for noticing me.

Superman2878
May 8, 2018 12:32 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

The only explanation I have on why I keep getting negative votes is that I have a fan. I’m fan who has a fan. And I’m not even a movie star.

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
April 28, 2018 11:01 am

It’s beautiful here! I’m so glad I took that left turn at Albuquerque!

mnostl32
mnostl32
April 30, 2018 3:58 pm

Huh, the Phantom Zone is actually nice!

Superman2878
April 30, 2018 4:20 pm

Great! Krypto has been in the garden again. I just planted these.

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 3, 2018 10:41 pm

We’re having a heat wave, a laser eye heat wave!

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 3, 2018 10:41 pm

I feel like I’m on the set of the Goonies.

Kal-Ed
May 4, 2018 5:52 pm

Don’t miss the stunning finale of Superhero Bachelor…who will get the flower? Lana? Lois? Lori? Stay tuned after these messages.

Superman2878
May 6, 2018 3:41 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Lol.
I hope Lois gets the flower Kal-Ed.

lemarjones
lemarjones
May 4, 2018 10:23 pm

Sigh. A few flowers ought to make up for that list of charges I gave Kristin and Allison last week.

Superman2878
May 6, 2018 2:38 pm

Superman travels to the Marvel universe to Wakanda.

Superman:So this Wakanda. They do have nice flowers here. I wonder, would Lois like one?Great Scott! A alien space craft and an army of aliens led by a purple giant wearing an oven glove??? What have the Avengers gotten themselves into this time?

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 6, 2018 4:15 pm

On the set of Anaconda

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 6, 2018 4:17 pm

Is it Mother’s Day already!!

Superman2878
May 7, 2018 3:12 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

So this is why I haven’t been able to find Swamp Thing in the bayou. He moved here.

Superman2878
May 7, 2018 5:52 pm

Oops! I just accidentally picked up the wrong flower. Lois wanted tulips.

Lois: what’d you say Clark?

Superman: nothing Lois……..
I’m never going to hear the end of this.

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 8, 2018 12:03 am

I like this multiverse, think I’ll be staying here a while.

Superman2878
May 8, 2018 12:27 pm

I’d like to thank the Academy for this prestigious award.

Randarch
Randarch
May 9, 2018 10:13 am
Reply to  Superman2878

🙂
Hey Spidey, when are you going to get yourself a proper forums pic? There’s some on the web with Supes and Spidey standing side by side.

Superman2878
May 9, 2018 10:24 am
Reply to  Randarch

I haven’t really thought about getting a picture. It’s a good suggestion. I’m going to give it some thought and figure out what picture to use. Thank you for the suggestion Randarch.

Randarch
Randarch
May 9, 2018 10:06 am

I spy, with my little eye, something of the color…. GREEN.