Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
On my planet, we call it a fly swatter.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
roy-el
March 8, 2018 12:21 am

Just what I was afraid of. You need new bushings.

28towers
28towers
March 8, 2018 11:22 pm
Reply to  roy-el

This one is tough to follow up. Haha

Randarch
Randarch
March 11, 2018 11:35 am
Reply to  roy-el

After reading the above caption, I’m not even gonna try this time. 😉

roy-el
roy-el
March 8, 2018 12:23 am

Oh. You did say, point you in the right direction, right?

Superman2878
March 8, 2018 1:57 am

1001,1002,1003
Working the biceps

superhero
superhero
March 9, 2018 7:52 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

lol, have to admit a version of this was the first thing i thought of. then i read your post ô¿ô

Superman2878
March 8, 2018 1:58 am

I found my contact lens! It was under my car.

Superman2878
March 8, 2018 1:59 am

Look! A penny! It was under my car!

Superman2878
March 8, 2018 2:00 am

No, my car keys are not under my car. Where are they?

Superman2878
March 8, 2018 2:03 am

Training for the summer Olympics. I gotta win that gold medal!

Kal-Ed
March 8, 2018 5:34 am

The Abs are so fabulous you’ll forget the car is fake.

Kal-Ed
March 8, 2018 5:35 am

Carry on, my wayward son.

Kal-Ed
March 8, 2018 5:37 am

I knew it: manipulated diesel particle filter…by Volkswagen.

Kal-Ed
March 8, 2018 5:42 am

BMW: Brings More Women.

Kal-Ed
March 8, 2018 5:44 am

Every once in a while, I get an action figure of me driving a car…but NOT lifting it!

Superman0613
Superman0613
March 8, 2018 8:15 am

Dude, you picked the wrong guy to double park next to.

MattComics
MattComics
March 8, 2018 10:16 am

This is a…well actually it’s a job for Uber but I don’t mind giving you a ride.

28towers
28towers
March 8, 2018 11:23 pm
Reply to  MattComics

Nice

afriend
afriend
March 8, 2018 10:56 am

When that Pizza Delivery Man asked for help, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

afriend
afriend
March 8, 2018 10:57 am

Darn it! I got oil on my red trunks again!

Superman2878
March 8, 2018 12:07 pm

Great Scott!!!!
My tire pressure is low!

Da Puertorican
Da Puertorican
March 8, 2018 12:22 pm

Dang it Musk, stop sending cars to space, this almost hit the JL headquaters.

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
March 8, 2018 2:02 pm

Someone here call for an Uber?

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
March 8, 2018 2:02 pm

Join the discussion, or you’ll never see your Fiat again!

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
March 8, 2018 2:29 pm

Playing hide and seek with Batman who is hiding under a lead truck!

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
March 8, 2018 2:31 pm

You sure you lost something Lois? Last I check it was in your purse!

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
March 8, 2018 2:33 pm

Poesing like this for a painting can be tough!

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
March 8, 2018 2:34 pm

Marco.. Polo…Nope not here!

igiggal
igiggal
March 8, 2018 3:26 pm

I’m glad someone left this full armored car “just lying around”, I’ll need it to get all the Action #1000 variants.

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 6:15 pm

Daily Planet: Superman Saves Car From Tree

28towers
28towers
March 8, 2018 11:25 pm
Reply to  superhero

HAHAHA

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 6:17 pm

The original flying car

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 7:14 pm

Road Trip!

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 7:21 pm

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 7:31 pm

Clark Kent is my copilot

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 10:05 pm

i can never find a good parking spot!

superhero
superhero
March 8, 2018 10:16 pm

#ParkingEnforcer

28towers
28towers
March 8, 2018 11:29 pm

“You are asking me to help perform the car flying effects for the next Back to the Future movie? I can start right now”

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 9, 2018 12:46 am

What your mom says you’ll be able to do if you just eat healthier.

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 9, 2018 12:56 am

1, 2, 3….999, 1000. Oh Hey Lois!!

Superman2878
March 9, 2018 5:55 pm

Happy Birthday Lois! I got you this car.

Superman2878
March 9, 2018 6:01 pm

Lex Luthor and his nephew Lenny are driving out of metropolis when all of a sudden their car gets lifted into the air.

Lenny:” uncle Lex. You’re not going to believe this,but it’s…..”
Lenny:”superman!!”
Lex:”Superman!!”

jer
jer
March 10, 2018 11:31 am

Here you go, you take it!

Superman2878
March 10, 2018 10:28 pm

I’ll just move the bat mobile while Batman isn’t looking. He’s going to be soo mad. He he.

dragon22a
dragon22a
March 11, 2018 11:46 am

It’s at this moment that Superman realizes that Jon wanted a Hot Wheels car for his birthday and not an actual car.

dragon22a
dragon22a
March 11, 2018 11:48 am

When journalism is slow Clark Kent moonlights as a tow truck driver without the truck.

MattComics
MattComics
March 11, 2018 11:57 pm

Ok one more time. If I’m on the ground and I lift it, Super Strength. If I am flying while holding it aloft, Tactile Telekinesis. No Chris Claremont, that does NOT make me a Mutant!

Superman2878
March 13, 2018 1:03 pm

Should’ve paid your parking tickets and speeding tickets Lex! Now I’m going to have to confiscate this vehicle.

Superman2878
March 13, 2018 1:32 pm

Great Scott! I have a flat tire.

Superman2878
March 13, 2018 1:33 pm

What! My car has a second flat?

Superman2878
March 13, 2018 1:34 pm

Three tires now? I’m going to be late for my meeting with Perry.

Superman2878
March 13, 2018 1:35 pm

Great Scott!!! All four tires are flat!!!…….
Well I guess I’ll just fly to work.
Up, Up, And Away!!!

Superman2878
March 13, 2018 1:40 pm

“There is some sort of small writing under my car.”

Uses micro vision

“Great Scott! It says Lex Luthor was here!”

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 15, 2018 12:50 am

Superman was awarded perfect points for technique in this Strongman Competition.

mnostl32
mnostl32
March 15, 2018 12:54 am

Rust removal services provided by the Man of Steel. He’s rust free, and also your car will be.

butchmoore
butchmoore
March 15, 2018 1:13 am

Harumph! I just rearranged the garage last week!

superhero
superhero
March 16, 2018 7:11 pm

P90X. ok, not a caption, but someone’s gotta have something. any ideas?

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
March 20, 2018 4:24 pm

. . .and when you see where I leave your car, you’ll never ignore a “handicapped only” sign again!