Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
On my planet, we call it a fly swatter.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

Just what I was afraid of. You need new bushings.

Guest

This one is tough to follow up. Haha

Randarch
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Randarch

After reading the above caption, I’m not even gonna try this time. 😉

roy-el
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roy-el

Oh. You did say, point you in the right direction, right?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

1001,1002,1003
Working the biceps

superhero
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superhero

lol, have to admit a version of this was the first thing i thought of. then i read your post ô¿ô

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I found my contact lens! It was under my car.

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

Look! A penny! It was under my car!

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

No, my car keys are not under my car. Where are they?

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

Training for the summer Olympics. I gotta win that gold medal!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

The Abs are so fabulous you’ll forget the car is fake.

Kal-Ed
Member
Kal-Ed

Carry on, my wayward son.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I knew it: manipulated diesel particle filter…by Volkswagen.

Kal-Ed
Member
Kal-Ed

BMW: Brings More Women.

Kal-Ed
Member
Kal-Ed

Every once in a while, I get an action figure of me driving a car…but NOT lifting it!

Guest

Dude, you picked the wrong guy to double park next to.

MattComics
Member
MattComics

This is a…well actually it’s a job for Uber but I don’t mind giving you a ride.

Guest

Nice

afriend
Member
afriend

When that Pizza Delivery Man asked for help, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

afriend
Member
afriend

Darn it! I got oil on my red trunks again!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Great Scott!!!!
My tire pressure is low!

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

Dang it Musk, stop sending cars to space, this almost hit the JL headquaters.

Steve Eden
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Steve Eden

Someone here call for an Uber?

Steve Eden
Member
Steve Eden

Join the discussion, or you’ll never see your Fiat again!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Playing hide and seek with Batman who is hiding under a lead truck!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

You sure you lost something Lois? Last I check it was in your purse!

Reaganfan
Member
Reaganfan

Poesing like this for a painting can be tough!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Marco.. Polo…Nope not here!

igiggal
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igiggal

I’m glad someone left this full armored car “just lying around”, I’ll need it to get all the Action #1000 variants.

superhero
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superhero

Daily Planet: Superman Saves Car From Tree

Guest

HAHAHA

superhero
Member
superhero

The original flying car

superhero
Member
superhero

Road Trip!

superhero
Member
superhero

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

superhero
Member
superhero

Clark Kent is my copilot

superhero
Member
superhero

i can never find a good parking spot!

superhero
Member
superhero

#ParkingEnforcer

Guest

“You are asking me to help perform the car flying effects for the next Back to the Future movie? I can start right now”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

What your mom says you’ll be able to do if you just eat healthier.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

1, 2, 3….999, 1000. Oh Hey Lois!!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Happy Birthday Lois! I got you this car.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lex Luthor and his nephew Lenny are driving out of metropolis when all of a sudden their car gets lifted into the air.

Lenny:” uncle Lex. You’re not going to believe this,but it’s…..”
Lenny:”superman!!”
Lex:”Superman!!”

jer
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jer

Here you go, you take it!

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

I’ll just move the bat mobile while Batman isn’t looking. He’s going to be soo mad. He he.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

It’s at this moment that Superman realizes that Jon wanted a Hot Wheels car for his birthday and not an actual car.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

When journalism is slow Clark Kent moonlights as a tow truck driver without the truck.

MattComics
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MattComics

Ok one more time. If I’m on the ground and I lift it, Super Strength. If I am flying while holding it aloft, Tactile Telekinesis. No Chris Claremont, that does NOT make me a Mutant!

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

Should’ve paid your parking tickets and speeding tickets Lex! Now I’m going to have to confiscate this vehicle.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Great Scott! I have a flat tire.

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

What! My car has a second flat?

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

Three tires now? I’m going to be late for my meeting with Perry.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Great Scott!!! All four tires are flat!!!…….
Well I guess I’ll just fly to work.
Up, Up, And Away!!!

Superman2878
Member
Superman2878

“There is some sort of small writing under my car.”

Uses micro vision

“Great Scott! It says Lex Luthor was here!”

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Superman was awarded perfect points for technique in this Strongman Competition.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Rust removal services provided by the Man of Steel. He’s rust free, and also your car will be.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Harumph! I just rearranged the garage last week!

superhero
Member
superhero

P90X. ok, not a caption, but someone’s gotta have something. any ideas?

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

. . .and when you see where I leave your car, you’ll never ignore a “handicapped only” sign again!