Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
Kara: “I have to find my glasses otherwise the last four people on Earth will discover my secret identity!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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MattComics
February 8, 2018 12:20 am

Why does Superman has more Twitter followers than me?

MattComics
February 8, 2018 12:26 am

I’m evil and want to kill Superman but even I wish the president would stop tweeting.

MonteLight
February 8, 2018 1:00 am

“@LexLuthor has a small… Hey!”

superhero
February 10, 2018 8:34 pm
Reply to  MonteLight

hand

gonzo3249
February 8, 2018 1:10 am

“I can’t believe I hit ‘reply all’ again.”

gonzo3249
February 8, 2018 1:15 am

“Miss…..TessssssmaCHERRRRRRR!!!!!!”

Super16k
February 8, 2018 1:21 am

Damn! Why can’t I find the same wig as the President on eBay?

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 1:30 am

What? Superman put Super glue on my chair?

Kal-Ed
February 8, 2018 4:13 am

President Trump: @lying Lex Luthor thinks he is richer than me. But after comparing both our accounts I turned out to be richer by 2 dollars.

Lex Luthor: Siiiiggghhhhh. Things were simpler when I was president.

Kal-Ed
February 8, 2018 4:14 am

….and yet….another fan debate whether the trunks should return or not.

afriend
February 9, 2018 10:54 am
Reply to  Kal-Ed

They should…

Kal-Ed
February 8, 2018 4:16 am

I’m gonna take a little time…a little time to think things oveeerrrr…

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 9:27 am
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Lol. That was pretty funny Kal-Ed.

Kal-Ed
February 8, 2018 2:44 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Believe me when I tell you I was listening to the song at the time hehehe.

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 7:31 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

It definitely works with this photo

Kal-Ed
February 8, 2018 4:18 am

Someone will be fired. Because this chair is not comfortable at all.

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 11:28 am

I can’t believe I lost! Superman 64 is a really hard game.

kingtalent
February 8, 2018 1:12 pm

Words with Friends is much more fun on the phone.

gonzo3249
February 8, 2018 1:12 pm

“Otisburg? OTISBURG?”

mnostl32
February 8, 2018 5:34 pm

I can’t believe I pocket dialed Lois Lane

mnostl32
February 8, 2018 5:35 pm

If I don’t beat this level of Candy Crush……

mnostl32
February 8, 2018 5:35 pm

Proper Posture, Lex is doing it wrong!

Randarch
February 8, 2018 6:31 pm

“I’ve just GOT to win this month’s caption contest!”

Randarch
February 8, 2018 6:32 pm

“If I pre-order ‘Conan Exiles” now, I’ll save $10.”

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 7:21 pm

A superman show without superman???
Now what will I do with all of this Kryptonite I bought on eBay?

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 9:17 pm

Lex Luthor sleeping at his desk.

Lex:”zzzzzzzzz”

Otis:” Um… Mr. Luthor? I know your sleeping and all,but can I have a raise?”

Lex:” Yes… I will be president.. Look a little magic man in a purple suit.zzzzzzz”

Otis:” I’ll take that as a yes.”

Superman2878
February 8, 2018 9:23 pm

Reviewing my matches
No, no, not my type. No

superhero
February 8, 2018 10:44 pm

Angry Birds is SO addicting

superhero
February 8, 2018 10:46 pm

Swipe right?

superhero
February 8, 2018 10:47 pm

I thought i was Pro-Biotics. But now…

superhero
February 8, 2018 10:51 pm

LexEcutive Decisions

Sven-El
February 8, 2018 11:57 pm

*sighs* Why did I read the comment section?

Sven-El
February 9, 2018 12:02 am

Lex: Ugh, not another LOLcat from Miss Teschmacher.

roy-el
February 9, 2018 12:38 am

I guess Clark was right. I should have signed up for twitter years ago. Lex, Mastermind, Villian1, IQ225, lexluthor and sexylexy are all taken.

roy-el
February 9, 2018 12:41 am

No Siri. I said what’s the weather in Metropolis, not Otisburg! They don’t even sound similar!

Da Puertorican
February 9, 2018 1:18 am

My message to Superman was “seen” 9 days ago. Why hasn’t he replied? Should I message again?

Da Puertorican
February 9, 2018 1:20 am

When you realize Superman didn’t delete his social media… he just blocked you.

February 9, 2018 2:28 am

The fun thing about about being a president is when everyone read my comments on twitter and complain!

February 9, 2018 2:32 am

‘Time for Superman to change, like maybe grow a mustache!’

February 9, 2018 9:49 am

Let’s see what’s new on Superman home page…

February 9, 2018 9:52 am

It’s been a long day, I should write about it on twitter…Then again I’ll put it on facebook so I can get more likes!

afriend
February 9, 2018 10:53 am

I’m the richest man in Metropolis, and it’s still buffering… Darn you Comcast!

afriend
February 9, 2018 10:58 am

Robovoice: Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line. Estimated wait time is 57 minutes.
Lex: *angry sigh*

Superman2878
February 9, 2018 3:46 pm

Now let’s see. I put the string through this finger, followed by this one. Then I pull this end with that one and….. Tada!!! A string spider’s web

Superman2878
February 10, 2018 9:32 am
Reply to  Superman2878

What should I name my building? Lex Luthor Incorporated? Luthor Corp? Lex Corp?

Otis: How bout Otisburg?

Lex:Otisburg???

Superman2878
February 10, 2018 10:48 am

Why can’t I get this Kryptonite ring off my finger?

Superman2878
February 10, 2018 7:44 pm

Hair in a spray can….. What was I thinking?

superhero
February 10, 2018 8:43 pm

duck. auto-correct.

mnostl32
February 11, 2018 11:40 am

Lonely I’m so lonely
I have nobody
To call my own
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely

mnostl32
February 11, 2018 5:24 pm

Lex struggling with the fact that no matter how hard he plots against Superman, a 2 hour meeting is still his greatest foe.

mnostl32
February 11, 2018 5:25 pm

Why does Venom get his own movie when I’m the worlds greatest criminal mastermind?

Superman2878
February 11, 2018 8:51 pm

Lex: ” I don’t get it. I built a super suit with the Superman logo, and the people still won’t call me Superman. What does that Kryptonian have that I don’t? I can pull off the superhero look too you know !”

Random person outside the window: Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!!!!”

Lex:”aw come on!!!”

Superman2878
February 12, 2018 1:47 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

” The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cuuuuuuuup!!!”

mnostl32
February 13, 2018 10:31 pm

The real reason Lex has all those big windows is so he can play his retro gameboy.

mnostl32
February 13, 2018 10:31 pm

That’s a pretty sky, think I’ll go and try to destroy the world.

Superman2878
February 14, 2018 12:15 am

negative votes from Lex Luthor!

Superman2878
February 14, 2018 9:33 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Photo reveals that the identity of the individual who sends unexplained negative votes is none other than Lex Luthor!

Superman2878
February 14, 2018 9:06 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

I guess someone agrees with me that whoever is giving me negative votes is Lex Luthor.
I guess your not happy about that huh Lex?

Superman2878
February 17, 2018 12:31 am
Reply to  Superman2878

I was right! It is Lex Luthor!!!

Superman2878
February 17, 2018 1:02 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Hey Lex, I’ve figured out a way to communicate with you. Give a positive vote if you’re a fan of Superman,and a negative if not.

Superman2878
February 17, 2018 1:05 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

How about the Super Bowl? A positive if you’re happy on who won it, a negative if you’re not.

Superman2878
February 17, 2018 7:01 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Ok, so you are not a fan of Superman, and you’re not happy about who won the Super Bowl. How about cheese? Do you like provolone or do you like cheddar? Positive for cheddar, negative for provolone.

Superman2878
February 17, 2018 7:03 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

All this time I had it all wrong. I thought that you could actually say something to communicate with me, when in fact you can only say positive and negative’s. How silly of me. Give a positive if that’s not correct, or a negative if you totally agree with me on that.

Superman2878
February 17, 2018 8:35 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Ya know, it’s sort of like that glowing orb in the movie tron. The thing could only say yes or no for some odd reason. Have you seen that movie Lex? Positive for yes, negative for no.

Superman2878
February 19, 2018 11:54 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

So you haven’t seen Tron huh? Well it is a good movie Lex. you don’t like awesome movies? Positive for no negative for yes.

Superman2878
February 19, 2018 11:46 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Great!!!! I knew that was the issue. That makes communication so much easier for me. Vote negative for saying that you couldn’t agree more.

Superman2878
February 19, 2018 11:44 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

So you like provolone????
Positive for no negative for yes.

Golddragon71
February 17, 2018 10:13 am

C’mon, c’mon, Toy Fair News…..
DON’T TELL ME THAT’S ALL DC IS COMING OUT WITH THIS YEAR!!!

Superman2878
February 19, 2018 1:57 pm

Lex plays Pacman on his iPhone

Superman2878
February 19, 2018 11:50 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

So your not playing pack man Lex? How bout Mario bros?
Positive that you are playin Mario bros, negative that you are not.

mnostl32
February 20, 2018 10:13 pm

10 minutes for my Uber? Really?