Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
Kara: “I have to find my glasses otherwise the last four people on Earth will discover my secret identity!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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MattComics
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MattComics

Why does Superman has more Twitter followers than me?

MattComics
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MattComics

I’m evil and want to kill Superman but even I wish the president would stop tweeting.

MonteLight
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MonteLight

“@LexLuthor has a small… Hey!”

superhero
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superhero

hand

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

“I can’t believe I hit ‘reply all’ again.”

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

“Miss…..TessssssmaCHERRRRRRR!!!!!!”

Super16k
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Super16k

Damn! Why can’t I find the same wig as the President on eBay?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

What? Superman put Super glue on my chair?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

President Trump: @lying Lex Luthor thinks he is richer than me. But after comparing both our accounts I turned out to be richer by 2 dollars.

Lex Luthor: Siiiiggghhhhh. Things were simpler when I was president.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

….and yet….another fan debate whether the trunks should return or not.

afriend
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afriend

They should…

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

I’m gonna take a little time…a little time to think things oveeerrrr…

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lol. That was pretty funny Kal-Ed.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Believe me when I tell you I was listening to the song at the time hehehe.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

It definitely works with this photo

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Someone will be fired. Because this chair is not comfortable at all.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I can’t believe I lost! Superman 64 is a really hard game.

kingtalent
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kingtalent

Words with Friends is much more fun on the phone.

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

“Otisburg? OTISBURG?”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I can’t believe I pocket dialed Lois Lane

mnostl32
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mnostl32

If I don’t beat this level of Candy Crush……

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Proper Posture, Lex is doing it wrong!

Randarch
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Randarch

“I’ve just GOT to win this month’s caption contest!”

Randarch
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Randarch

“If I pre-order ‘Conan Exiles” now, I’ll save $10.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

A superman show without superman???
Now what will I do with all of this Kryptonite I bought on eBay?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lex Luthor sleeping at his desk.

Lex:”zzzzzzzzz”

Otis:” Um… Mr. Luthor? I know your sleeping and all,but can I have a raise?”

Lex:” Yes… I will be president.. Look a little magic man in a purple suit.zzzzzzz”

Otis:” I’ll take that as a yes.”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Reviewing my matches
No, no, not my type. No

superhero
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superhero

Angry Birds is SO addicting

superhero
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superhero

Swipe right?

superhero
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superhero

I thought i was Pro-Biotics. But now…

superhero
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superhero

LexEcutive Decisions

Sven-El
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Sven-El

*sighs* Why did I read the comment section?

Sven-El
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Sven-El

Lex: Ugh, not another LOLcat from Miss Teschmacher.

roy-el
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roy-el

I guess Clark was right. I should have signed up for twitter years ago. Lex, Mastermind, Villian1, IQ225, lexluthor and sexylexy are all taken.

roy-el
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roy-el

No Siri. I said what’s the weather in Metropolis, not Otisburg! They don’t even sound similar!

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

My message to Superman was “seen” 9 days ago. Why hasn’t he replied? Should I message again?

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

When you realize Superman didn’t delete his social media… he just blocked you.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

The fun thing about about being a president is when everyone read my comments on twitter and complain!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

‘Time for Superman to change, like maybe grow a mustache!’

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Let’s see what’s new on Superman home page…

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

It’s been a long day, I should write about it on twitter…Then again I’ll put it on facebook so I can get more likes!

afriend
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afriend

I’m the richest man in Metropolis, and it’s still buffering… Darn you Comcast!

afriend
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afriend

Robovoice: Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line. Estimated wait time is 57 minutes.
Lex: *angry sigh*

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Now let’s see. I put the string through this finger, followed by this one. Then I pull this end with that one and….. Tada!!! A string spider’s web

Superman2878
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Superman2878

What should I name my building? Lex Luthor Incorporated? Luthor Corp? Lex Corp?

Otis: How bout Otisburg?

Lex:Otisburg???

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Why can’t I get this Kryptonite ring off my finger?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hair in a spray can….. What was I thinking?

superhero
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superhero

duck. auto-correct.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lonely I’m so lonely
I have nobody
To call my own
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lex struggling with the fact that no matter how hard he plots against Superman, a 2 hour meeting is still his greatest foe.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Why does Venom get his own movie when I’m the worlds greatest criminal mastermind?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lex: ” I don’t get it. I built a super suit with the Superman logo, and the people still won’t call me Superman. What does that Kryptonian have that I don’t? I can pull off the superhero look too you know !”

Random person outside the window: Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!!!!”

Lex:”aw come on!!!”

Superman2878
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Superman2878

” The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cuuuuuuuup!!!”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

The real reason Lex has all those big windows is so he can play his retro gameboy.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

That’s a pretty sky, think I’ll go and try to destroy the world.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

negative votes from Lex Luthor!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Photo reveals that the identity of the individual who sends unexplained negative votes is none other than Lex Luthor!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I guess someone agrees with me that whoever is giving me negative votes is Lex Luthor.
I guess your not happy about that huh Lex?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I was right! It is Lex Luthor!!!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey Lex, I’ve figured out a way to communicate with you. Give a positive vote if you’re a fan of Superman,and a negative if not.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

How about the Super Bowl? A positive if you’re happy on who won it, a negative if you’re not.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Ok, so you are not a fan of Superman, and you’re not happy about who won the Super Bowl. How about cheese? Do you like provolone or do you like cheddar? Positive for cheddar, negative for provolone.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

All this time I had it all wrong. I thought that you could actually say something to communicate with me, when in fact you can only say positive and negative’s. How silly of me. Give a positive if that’s not correct, or a negative if you totally agree with me on that.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Ya know, it’s sort of like that glowing orb in the movie tron. The thing could only say yes or no for some odd reason. Have you seen that movie Lex? Positive for yes, negative for no.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So you haven’t seen Tron huh? Well it is a good movie Lex. you don’t like awesome movies? Positive for no negative for yes.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Great!!!! I knew that was the issue. That makes communication so much easier for me. Vote negative for saying that you couldn’t agree more.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So you like provolone????
Positive for no negative for yes.

Golddragon71
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Golddragon71

C’mon, c’mon, Toy Fair News…..
DON’T TELL ME THAT’S ALL DC IS COMING OUT WITH THIS YEAR!!!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Lex plays Pacman on his iPhone

Superman2878
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Superman2878

So your not playing pack man Lex? How bout Mario bros?
Positive that you are playin Mario bros, negative that you are not.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

10 minutes for my Uber? Really?