Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Steve Eden:
So ya wanna learn ta dance, kid? Okay, here we go! One-two-cha-cha-cha! Three-four-cha-cha-cha!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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MattComics
Member

Okay, Winn’s Superman cosplay has officially gone too far.

roy-el
Member

Is….is that…an Action Comics #1 laying on the ground?

roy-el
Member

Kara: I knew I shouldn’t have switched to contacts.
Jimmy: Yeah, how does that even make sense? You lose…oh never mind.

roy-el
Member

Do you see that guys feet that’s holding the phone?

roy-el
Member

Kara: Did you read that? It says “Leave as many captions as you can think of..”. What do you think that means?

Jimmy: I don’t know, but is that Seg-El down there?

Spidey2878
Member

Kara, Is that a T-Rex?

Don’t move James. It can’t see us if we stay perfectly still.

New Roosterman
Member

Kara: “James, is that what I think it is?”

James: “Yes, its the script for next week’s episode”.

RobertAnthony
Member

Kara: James…is that what I think I see?
James: Looks like Action Comics 252
Kara: (mumbling)And I dressed like THAT?!

DW13
Member

“Looks like Krypto dropped a deuce. You clean it up, Kara.”

Guest

“Kara and Jimmy looked down at the comic book purists armed with pitchforks and torches storming CatCo in a fit over the many ways the Supergirl TV series contradicts the comic book source material it’s based on.”

dragon22a
Member

Kara: See right down there, that’s the Atom.
James: You were right, he does kind of look like Clark.

dragon22a
Member

Remember, if you step on Kryptonian contact lenses you don’t break them…They break you.

Guest

Good Heavens, what did you feed Krypto last night?!

approuty
Member

Kara and James: Down, down and below!

Director: CUT, you are supposed to look up and say Up, up and away!

MattComics
Member

Kara: So on this Earth I’m a shape shifting clone of Lana Lang from yet another dimension who’s dating Lex Luthor?

Jimmy: Hey, in a lot of these I’m a little dude with a bow tie and freckles. The Multiverse is WEIRD.

Super16k
Member

Jimmy: ” your sis can’t fly, can she?”
Kara:” nope!”
Jimmy: “oops!”

Super16k
Member

Variant:

Jimmy:”the president can’t fly, can he?”
Kara:” nope!”
Jimmy:”cool!”

superhero
Member

Sorry Ant-Man! I didn’t see you there!

superhero
Member

#SuperMannequinChallenge

Randarch
Member

LOL! Another good one!

superhero
Member

thanks Randarch. but i guess my Ant-Man/Magnifying glass joke didn’t go over too well, lol. oh well, ya hit some and ya whiff sometimes!

approuty
Member

Kara and James watch the fight between Atom and Ant-man

Ant-man: I can shrunk more than you!
Atom: No, I can do more than just shrinking!
Ant-man: show me!
*Ant-man gets sick*
Ant-man: OK you win!

superhero
Member

There’s Ant-Man and the sun’s out. How did i forget my magnifying glass?

superhero
Member

It’s a turd.

That’s a shame!

Where’s Superman?

Spidey2878
Member

They investigate extraterrestrial activities while working with former love interests(mainly each other).
The ex-files
staring Kara Danvers and James Olsen.
The romance is somewhere!

Randarch
Member

Clever!

Spidey2878
Member

Thanks!

igiggal
Member

Streaky!!! What did you do? Slightly impressive, but so wrong!

mnostl32
Member

Is that a flaming bag? Quick. Step on it.

mnostl32
Member

If you don’t make eye contact, Clark might not know we’re here.

mnostl32
Member

James: You didn’t have to let that old lady fall. You do have superspeed.
Kara: Shut up Jimmy.

mnostl32
Member

Batman’s brother Casey Affleck backed out of the Oscars? Well, there goes his career down the drain.

mnostl32
Member

Have a nice trip. See you next fall.

mnostl32
Member

I’m not killing that spider, you do it.

Spidey2878
Member

Kara: Why is my secret identity not working today?

James: You forgot your glasses Kara.

superhero
Member

That Might Mouse totally ripped off our act!

Spidey2878
Member

Two years ago…………

Kara: I can’t believe you couldn’t keep Clark’s secret identity a secret James! You’ve been his best pal for years! Now Winn knows who he is. You do realize Winn’s father is the evil toy man right?

James: Sorry Supergirl.

Kara: Hey! My secret identity!

James: Sorry Kara. I was only pointing out that you forgot you’re glasses.

Random person:Kara Danvers is Supergirl, and Clark Kent is Superman? Hey everybody, guess what I just found out!

Kara: Great! Thanks a lot James!

James: Sorry Kara.

MattComics
Member

Kara: Where the hell is Einstein?

Jimmy: No, the question is WHEN the hell is Einstein!

superhero
Member

Kryptonian hopscotch is so much more complicated than i thought!

superhero
Member

Jimmy, you stepped on a crack! Do you think your mom’s back is ok?

superhero
Member

I never thought i would actually see a chicken crossing a road!

superhero
Member

Kara: My money is on the tortoise…

Jimmy: That leaves me with the hare?

superhero
Member

Banksy is very talented. But why’d he pick my parking spot?

Jpx98
Member

Are you kidding me no Green Lantern or Martian Man Hunter in the JL movie

Jpx98
Member

No way Superman is not going to be in the Earth X crossover, come on! I know Kara how can say every Superhero is going to be in it if your cousin isn’t

Jpx98
Member

Look down at all the words and that little picture that looks like my Uncle Jor-El and my granddad and way would trying to teach him cha-cha-cha?

mnostl32
Member

Kara: Well you can at least throw your jacket onto the puddle for me.
James: I’m not wearing one.
Kara: Oh!

mnostl32
Member

See what happens when you leave your micro machines on the floor Jimmy, Granny falls down. Now help her up.

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “It can’t be! It can’t be!”
James: “What did you do, Kara?”
Kara: “It’s the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “You left my mint copy of Action Comics on the street?”
James: “What, is a it valuable or something”

robertgillis
Member

James: “No, look closer. See that guy on 14th street?””
Kara: “I see him”
James: “That is the ONLY person in the world who doesn’t know your secret identity.”

robertgillis
Member

James: “My heat vision isn’t working!”
Kara: “Whahhhhaaaaaat?”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “That tiny person says he’s from the Bottle City of Kandor.”
James: “Yeah, you want Earth-1, pre-crisis, man. This is Earth-38.”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “From up here the people look as small as ants!”
James: “They ARE ants. We’re standing on the sidewalk.”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: “I have to find my glasses otherwise the last four people on Earth will discover my secret identity!”

robertgillis
Member

Kara: I am NOT cleaning that up.

Spidey2878
Member

Dance off!!!
Do the Robot!

MattComics
Member

Kara: Maybe they escaped into the sewers. I’ll use x-ray vision.

Jimmy: What do you see?

Kara: A turtle with nunchucks eating pizza?

Spidey2878
Member

Reactions to the news of Metropolis the tv series……
Without Superman.

Spidey2878
Member

Did your glasses just fly off your face?

I don’t know. Did your jacket just vanish?

I don’t know.

mnostl32
Member

Kara: My mom always said if I keep frowning my face will stay that way forever.
James: Really?!
Kara: Yeah, let’s try!
James: Deal

mnostl32
Member

Kara: I can’t move, there’s some kind of force field.
James: I think we’re in Star Wars.

mnostl32
Member

Kara: James come here. I’m having a staring contest with the ground. I’m winning.

Spidey2878
Member

Winn:”Believe it or not, I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so freeee!”

James: What did we Just watch?

Kara: Winn dressed up as Superman singing the theme to the Greatest American hero.

mnostl32
Member

That’s the weirdest looking cat I’ve ever seen

Spidey2878
Member

Supergirl, season 3, episode 15, scene 5, take 5, Action!

……………..
……………..
Cut!!!

Did you both forget your lines?

Kara:Yes
James:Yes

Spidey2878
Member

Kara. Your super sneeze just froze us in this spot!

Sorry. ACHOO!!!!

Bless you.

Thank you.