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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
So ya wanna learn ta dance, kid? Okay, here we go! One-two-cha-cha-cha! Three-four-cha-cha-cha!
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Okay, Winn’s Superman cosplay has officially gone too far.
Is….is that…an Action Comics #1 laying on the ground?
Kara: I knew I shouldn’t have switched to contacts.
Jimmy: Yeah, how does that even make sense? You lose…oh never mind.
Do you see that guys feet that’s holding the phone?
Kara: Did you read that? It says “Leave as many captions as you can think of..”. What do you think that means?
Jimmy: I don’t know, but is that Seg-El down there?
Kara, Is that a T-Rex?
Don’t move James. It can’t see us if we stay perfectly still.
Kara: “James, is that what I think it is?”
James: “Yes, its the script for next week’s episode”.
Kara: James…is that what I think I see?
James: Looks like Action Comics 252
Kara: (mumbling)And I dressed like THAT?!
“Looks like Krypto dropped a deuce. You clean it up, Kara.”
“Kara and Jimmy looked down at the comic book purists armed with pitchforks and torches storming CatCo in a fit over the many ways the Supergirl TV series contradicts the comic book source material it’s based on.”
Kara: See right down there, that’s the Atom.
James: You were right, he does kind of look like Clark.
Remember, if you step on Kryptonian contact lenses you don’t break them…They break you.
Good Heavens, what did you feed Krypto last night?!
Kara and James: Down, down and below!
Director: CUT, you are supposed to look up and say Up, up and away!
Kara: So on this Earth I’m a shape shifting clone of Lana Lang from yet another dimension who’s dating Lex Luthor?
Jimmy: Hey, in a lot of these I’m a little dude with a bow tie and freckles. The Multiverse is WEIRD.
Jimmy: ” your sis can’t fly, can she?”
Kara:” nope!”
Jimmy: “oops!”
Variant:
Jimmy:”the president can’t fly, can he?”
Kara:” nope!”
Jimmy:”cool!”
Sorry Ant-Man! I didn’t see you there!
#SuperMannequinChallenge
LOL! Another good one!
thanks Randarch. but i guess my Ant-Man/Magnifying glass joke didn’t go over too well, lol. oh well, ya hit some and ya whiff sometimes!
Kara and James watch the fight between Atom and Ant-man
Ant-man: I can shrunk more than you!
Atom: No, I can do more than just shrinking!
Ant-man: show me!
*Ant-man gets sick*
Ant-man: OK you win!
There’s Ant-Man and the sun’s out. How did i forget my magnifying glass?
It’s a turd.
That’s a shame!
Where’s Superman?
They investigate extraterrestrial activities while working with former love interests(mainly each other).
The ex-files
staring Kara Danvers and James Olsen.
The romance is somewhere!
Clever!
Thanks!
Streaky!!! What did you do? Slightly impressive, but so wrong!
Is that a flaming bag? Quick. Step on it.
If you don’t make eye contact, Clark might not know we’re here.
James: You didn’t have to let that old lady fall. You do have superspeed.
Kara: Shut up Jimmy.
Batman’s brother Casey Affleck backed out of the Oscars? Well, there goes his career down the drain.
Have a nice trip. See you next fall.
I’m not killing that spider, you do it.
Kara: Why is my secret identity not working today?
James: You forgot your glasses Kara.
That Might Mouse totally ripped off our act!
Two years ago…………
Kara: I can’t believe you couldn’t keep Clark’s secret identity a secret James! You’ve been his best pal for years! Now Winn knows who he is. You do realize Winn’s father is the evil toy man right?
James: Sorry Supergirl.
Kara: Hey! My secret identity!
James: Sorry Kara. I was only pointing out that you forgot you’re glasses.
Random person:Kara Danvers is Supergirl, and Clark Kent is Superman? Hey everybody, guess what I just found out!
Kara: Great! Thanks a lot James!
James: Sorry Kara.
Kara: Where the hell is Einstein?
Jimmy: No, the question is WHEN the hell is Einstein!
Kryptonian hopscotch is so much more complicated than i thought!
Jimmy, you stepped on a crack! Do you think your mom’s back is ok?
I never thought i would actually see a chicken crossing a road!
Kara: My money is on the tortoise…
Jimmy: That leaves me with the hare?
Banksy is very talented. But why’d he pick my parking spot?
Are you kidding me no Green Lantern or Martian Man Hunter in the JL movie
No way Superman is not going to be in the Earth X crossover, come on! I know Kara how can say every Superhero is going to be in it if your cousin isn’t
Look down at all the words and that little picture that looks like my Uncle Jor-El and my granddad and way would trying to teach him cha-cha-cha?
Kara: Well you can at least throw your jacket onto the puddle for me.
James: I’m not wearing one.
Kara: Oh!
See what happens when you leave your micro machines on the floor Jimmy, Granny falls down. Now help her up.
Kara: “It can’t be! It can’t be!”
James: “What did you do, Kara?”
Kara: “It’s the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.”
Kara: “You left my mint copy of Action Comics on the street?”
James: “What, is a it valuable or something”
James: “No, look closer. See that guy on 14th street?””
Kara: “I see him”
James: “That is the ONLY person in the world who doesn’t know your secret identity.”
James: “My heat vision isn’t working!”
Kara: “Whahhhhaaaaaat?”
Kara: “That tiny person says he’s from the Bottle City of Kandor.”
James: “Yeah, you want Earth-1, pre-crisis, man. This is Earth-38.”
Kara: “From up here the people look as small as ants!”
James: “They ARE ants. We’re standing on the sidewalk.”
Kara: “I have to find my glasses otherwise the last four people on Earth will discover my secret identity!”
Kara: I am NOT cleaning that up.
Dance off!!!
Do the Robot!
Kara: Maybe they escaped into the sewers. I’ll use x-ray vision.
Jimmy: What do you see?
Kara: A turtle with nunchucks eating pizza?
Reactions to the news of Metropolis the tv series……
Without Superman.
Did your glasses just fly off your face?
I don’t know. Did your jacket just vanish?
I don’t know.
Kara: My mom always said if I keep frowning my face will stay that way forever.
James: Really?!
Kara: Yeah, let’s try!
James: Deal
Kara: I can’t move, there’s some kind of force field.
James: I think we’re in Star Wars.
Kara: James come here. I’m having a staring contest with the ground. I’m winning.
Winn:”Believe it or not, I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so freeee!”
James: What did we Just watch?
Kara: Winn dressed up as Superman singing the theme to the Greatest American hero.
That’s the weirdest looking cat I’ve ever seen
Supergirl, season 3, episode 15, scene 5, take 5, Action!
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Cut!!!
Did you both forget your lines?
Kara:Yes
James:Yes
Kara. Your super sneeze just froze us in this spot!
Sorry. ACHOO!!!!
Bless you.
Thank you.