Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

MichaelSacal:
It took three hours, but I’m finally done digitally removing Henry Cavill’s mustache.
Previous Caption Contest

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Spidey2878
Member

Quick! Did you get the tickets for JL?

JL? I thought we were seeing the greatest showman.

Nooooo!!!!!

Steve Eden
Member

Hey! I LOVED “The Greatest Showman”!

Great post, though!

Spidey2878
Member

Ya know, I kinda want to see that movie. I heard good things about the greatest showman.

Steve Eden
Member

I liked it, but I’d have to admit that it is not for everyone. I like musicals… a lot. And this one has the lyricists from “La La Land”. If you don’t care for that kind of thing, you probably wouldn’t enjoy it. But as for me, I loved it.

Spidey2878
Member

“You must learn the ways of the force Luke.”
“Cut!!! This is the Krypton series, not a reboot of Star Wars!
Krypton, scene 34, take 9, action!”

Super16k
Member

The first one to blink gets to see JL twice in a row!
Yessss, son, it’s hard, I know, but life sucks!

Kal-Ed
Member

You take selfies. I wear a Cape. It’s not a perfect world.

Hailex
Member

Don’t worry, Global Quakes is just Fake News

mnostl32
Member

This is jiu jitsu

kaiserthegreat
Member

Is that Anthony Hopkins wearing Superman pajamas? What TV/movie is this from?

superhero
Member

i think it’s from the new show krypton and not hopkins

Spidey2878
Member

” I finally got the movie tickets.”
“Finally! Now that you bought tickets for the right film, we can finally see the movie”
” Yep. I can’t wait to see Star Wars.”
” Wait, Star Wars? I said Justice League!”

Steve Eden
Member

Hey! I LOVED… well… liked… oh, never mind.

Spidey2878
Member

I thought Star Wars was a good movie. It did have some problems, but I liked it. Not the best out of the series, but I’d see it again.

Steve Eden
Member

While I enjoyed seeing Luke again, it seemed a little redundant. I did enjoy it as a stand-alone popcorn movie, it didn’t quite have that same 40’s serial feeling that the original had. A couple of easter eggs did make add to the fun, though. At least it was better than the three prequels, imo.

Spidey2878
Member

“Um, grandpa?”

“Yes?”

“They’re no longer showing Justice League at the movie theater.”

“What did you say?”

” justice league isn’t playing anymore.”

“Noooo!!!”

Steve Eden
Member

Hey! I… uhm… huh?

Spidey2878
Member

Are they still showing Justice League? I haven’t been to the movies since December.

Steve Eden
Member

At the theater I regularly frequent here in good ol’ Fort Worth, Texas, its last day was January 11th. Star Wars is still goin’, but attendance is down now.

igiggal
Member

Look, kid, I know you want a cape, who wouldn’t, they are so cool, but you just aren’t old enough. Maybe when you grow up you can handle a cape, but you just can’t pull this look off. Me? I look awesome.

superhero
Member

See Billy, you never outgrow your first Superman pajamas!

superhero
Member

Grandfather, is it pronounced “Krypton” or “Kryptin”?

Spidey2878
Member

You did what to my car?

superhero
Member

I know, i’m nervous too. Gal Gadot is right over there!

How does my hair look?

roy-el
Member

Boy: I’m u from the past to tell u not to push the button.
Man: U r too late. Go further back into the past to a younger u to come to the not this far future to tell me. I mean…. u know what I mean, you’re me.

roy-el
Member

Grandpa, thanks for bringing me to see Daft Punk in concert.

Hailex
Member

Never tug on the cape

superhero
Member

nor spit into the wind

MattComics
Member

Remember my son, tights and flights are nothing to be ashamed of.

butchmoore
Member

Underoos!

mnostl32
Member

Metallos behind me?

mnostl32
Member

And that, is the story of the birds and the bees.
Ewww.

Da Puertorican
Member

Remember… always remember… no tights no flight!
And these are not tights!

mnostl32
Member

Back in my day, we had staring contests to settle disputes. Ready? Go.

Spidey2878
Member

“Kal-el my son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-el. I am your father.”

“Um my name isn’t Kal-el,it’s Seg-el”

Spidey2878
Member

“Remember, you must never interfere with human history.”

” But Grandpa, we’re Kryptonian.”

“Never mind what I said then.”

Spidey2878
Member
“Welcome to Jurassic park! I’m Bat man.You must learn the ways of the force, and travel to the lands of Mordor Mr. Anderson. There you will accumulate the knowledge of all 28 known galaxies and destroy the one ring. You will make my strength your own. See my life through your eyes as it is seen through mine. The son becomes the father, the father becomes the son. But Remember, the force will be with you always! Live long and prosper. Beam me up Scotty.” “Cut!!! You’re mixing up lines again. All of those lines are from different movies!” ”… Read more »
Steve Eden
Member

Okay, okay. I give.

Spidey2878
Member

Jor-el my son!

Cut! He’s not Jor-el.

Kal-el my son!

Cut! He’s not Ka-el either.

Luke?

No

Frodo?

No

Tiny Tim?

Did you read the script?

Ok ok, now I remember………
Anakin, I am your father!!!

That’s it! Cut!!!We are taking a 30 min lunch break.

Spidey2878
Member

Remember our family motto Jon
Winter is coming!

Cut! Does this set look like Game of thrones?

Steve Eden
Member

So ya wanna learn ta dance, kid? Okay, here we go! One-two-cha-cha-cha! Three-four-cha-cha-cha…!

superhero
Member

Hey! I Love to dance…too. but mostly the macarena!

Steve Eden
Member

Oh yeah! That’s the one that goes:
“I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
HOT Jalapena!!!”

Now it’s time for lunch. Macarena and cheese.

superhero
Member

lol, i just did the dance in my head to those words. now i’m hungry for some kraft macarena.

Steve Eden
Member

With jalapenas (for those who noticed, yes, I know it’s spelled incorrectly, but “jalapenO” doesn’t rhyme with “MacarenA”)?

Spidey2878
Member

Grandson, I will give you my most prized possession.

Your car!

No, my cape.

Oh yay…… I guess when I’m older I’ll just pass it over to my own grandchild…… Still would’ve liked the Mercedes-Benz though .

ez_superman
Member

I came from your future to tell you that chicks do NOT dig grown men in Superman pajamas. Don’t do it.

Spidey2878
Member

Greetings Highlander.

Not again.Cut!!!

Steve Eden
Member

Hey! I Liked Highlander! Especially Sean Connery playing a Spaniard who speaks English with a Welsh accent! Brilliant!

Spidey2878
Member

Highlander is one of the best action/ drama movies that came out in the 1980’s

Spidey2878
Member

Excuse me young man, but this looks like a job for Super Santa Clause!!!

Cut! This is a show about Superman not Santa. And you’re mixing up the two.

But they both have a place at the North Pole and fly right?

Please read the script. Krypton, scene 34, take 492, action!

Steve Eden
Member

I draw the line at Santa Clause!

Spidey2878
Member

Who doesn’t love Santa? He rocks.

Spidey2878
Member

But if my joke sounded offensive ,I do apologize. I meant no wrong.Santa means a lot to many people, and I’m fan as well. In fact the best part of the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade is when Santa comes along on his sled with Mrs.Clause. They always make him look classy.

Steve Eden
Member

Didn’t take offense, Spidey. Was just going with the flow and staying in character.

Spidey2878
Member

Thanks for understanding Steve Eden.

Spidey2878
Member

You’re a wizard Harry . To Gryffindor I award 50 points.

Cut!

You shall not pass!

Cut!!!

You will be visited by three ghosts Scrooge.

Cut!!!!!

Maybe we can edit some scenes.Krypton, scene 34, take 100,000 action.

Thor, odin son!

No no no!!!! Cut!!!

Spidey2878
Member

I am Dracula.

Cut! Dracula is not in this production.

Steve Eden
Member

“I never drink… wine.”

Did you know that Bela Legosi played Dracula in the movies only twice. First time was in “Dracula” and the last time was in “Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein”. “Mark of the Vampire” and “Planet 9 from Outer Space” doesn’t count because although he wore the famous cape and tux, he was playing different characters.

Spidey2878
Member

Did Legosi have any lines in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein? I don’t remember if he did or not. Funny thing about Frankenstein. It really should be Frankenstein’s monster. Frankenstein was the mad scientist that created the monster.

Steve Eden
Member
Yes, Legosi had the bulk of the “bad-guy” lines. While A&C were playing it all for laughs, the bad guys were playing it all straight and that’s one of the reasons the movie was so funny. And yes, you are right about the Frankenstein name being the scientist not the creature. But the viewing public came to call the reanimated corpse by the “family” surname and it stuck. Like Legosi, Boris Karloff only played the creature twice in “Frankenstein” And “The Bride of Frankenstein”. The actor who played said creature in “A&C Meet Frankie” was Glenn Strange, who also played… Read more »
Spidey2878
Member

Grandpa, is Krypton spelled with a cri?

No my grandchild. It’s spelled with a kry.

Spidey2878
Member

Remember Bastian, we are all part of the neverening story.

Cut! His name is not Bastian!

Remember Atreyu, we are all part of the neverending story.

Cut! This not the Neverending Story, his name is Seg-el not Atreyu.

Ok. Got it………….
Simba!

Cut!No

Simon?

No

Sam?

No

How about Stan?

No

Can I call him Bob?

Bob-el?…….. No

dragon22a
Member

“You’ve got to come back with me.”
“Where?”
“Back to the future!”

dragon22a
Member

Boy: Grandpa.
Old Man: Yes.
Boy: Is that the window curtain on your back?
Old Man: Maybe.

Krypton1701
Member

Oh Great Rao! I just can’t believe it’s not BUTTER!!

GordonD
Member

It’s true! They’re rebooting “Santa Claus: The Movie”!

Spidey2878
Member

” I am the very model of a modern Major-General.”

Steve Eden
Member

A Gilbert and Sullivan reference! Really?! I AM impressed!

Spidey2878
Member

I highly recommend the 1983 Pirates of Penzance movie Staring Kevin Kline. Great film.

Spidey2878
Member

Thank you. Can’t go wrong with the classics.

Spidey2878
Member

Be very still grandpa. There’s this strange metal thing on your back.

Is it gone?

Nope.

Spidey2878
Member

Is that thing still on my back?

No grandpa.

Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!!!!

mnostl32
Member

I’ve just made the greatest discovery of all time. I call it the Phantom Zone. I think your Grandma will be the first person to go and visit…forever.

Spidey2878
Member

Don’t worry son, I’ve got you.

You got me, who’s got you?

This weird robot on my back.

Cool.

mnostl32
Member

Wait, you mean to tell me I’m nothing but a projection from some crystals?

mnostl32
Member

Tell me everything. Starting with crystals.

Spidey2878
Member

Where are we going for vacation Grandpa?

A place called Earth.

Holiday Roooooaaaad. Holiday Roooooooad

Spidey2878
Member

“Be excellent to one another, and…….. Party on dudes!!!!!”

Grandpa, were you watching Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure again?

Awesome!!!

Spidey2878
Member

Look papa! I am a real boy!

Pinocchio you are a real boy!