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It took three hours, but I’m finally done digitally removing Henry Cavill’s mustache.
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Quick! Did you get the tickets for JL?
JL? I thought we were seeing the greatest showman.
Nooooo!!!!!
Hey! I LOVED “The Greatest Showman”!
Great post, though!
Ya know, I kinda want to see that movie. I heard good things about the greatest showman.
I liked it, but I’d have to admit that it is not for everyone. I like musicals… a lot. And this one has the lyricists from “La La Land”. If you don’t care for that kind of thing, you probably wouldn’t enjoy it. But as for me, I loved it.
“You must learn the ways of the force Luke.”
“Cut!!! This is the Krypton series, not a reboot of Star Wars!
Krypton, scene 34, take 9, action!”
The first one to blink gets to see JL twice in a row!
Yessss, son, it’s hard, I know, but life sucks!
You take selfies. I wear a Cape. It’s not a perfect world.
Don’t worry, Global Quakes is just Fake News
This is jiu jitsu
Is that Anthony Hopkins wearing Superman pajamas? What TV/movie is this from?
i think it’s from the new show krypton and not hopkins
” I finally got the movie tickets.”
“Finally! Now that you bought tickets for the right film, we can finally see the movie”
” Yep. I can’t wait to see Star Wars.”
” Wait, Star Wars? I said Justice League!”
Hey! I LOVED… well… liked… oh, never mind.
I thought Star Wars was a good movie. It did have some problems, but I liked it. Not the best out of the series, but I’d see it again.
While I enjoyed seeing Luke again, it seemed a little redundant. I did enjoy it as a stand-alone popcorn movie, it didn’t quite have that same 40’s serial feeling that the original had. A couple of easter eggs did make add to the fun, though. At least it was better than the three prequels, imo.
“Um, grandpa?”
“Yes?”
“They’re no longer showing Justice League at the movie theater.”
“What did you say?”
” justice league isn’t playing anymore.”
“Noooo!!!”
Hey! I… uhm… huh?
Are they still showing Justice League? I haven’t been to the movies since December.
At the theater I regularly frequent here in good ol’ Fort Worth, Texas, its last day was January 11th. Star Wars is still goin’, but attendance is down now.
Look, kid, I know you want a cape, who wouldn’t, they are so cool, but you just aren’t old enough. Maybe when you grow up you can handle a cape, but you just can’t pull this look off. Me? I look awesome.
See Billy, you never outgrow your first Superman pajamas!
Grandfather, is it pronounced “Krypton” or “Kryptin”?
You did what to my car?
I know, i’m nervous too. Gal Gadot is right over there!
How does my hair look?
Boy: I’m u from the past to tell u not to push the button.
Man: U r too late. Go further back into the past to a younger u to come to the not this far future to tell me. I mean…. u know what I mean, you’re me.
Grandpa, thanks for bringing me to see Daft Punk in concert.
Never tug on the cape
nor spit into the wind
Remember my son, tights and flights are nothing to be ashamed of.
Underoos!
Metallos behind me?
And that, is the story of the birds and the bees.
Ewww.
Remember… always remember… no tights no flight!
And these are not tights!
Back in my day, we had staring contests to settle disputes. Ready? Go.
“Kal-el my son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-el. I am your father.”
“Um my name isn’t Kal-el,it’s Seg-el”
“Remember, you must never interfere with human history.”
” But Grandpa, we’re Kryptonian.”
“Never mind what I said then.”
“Welcome to Jurassic park! I’m Bat man.You must learn the ways of the force, and travel to the lands of Mordor Mr. Anderson. There you will accumulate the knowledge of all 28 known galaxies and destroy the one ring. You will make my strength your own. See my life through your eyes as it is seen through mine. The son becomes the father, the father becomes the son. But Remember, the force will be with you always! Live long and prosper. Beam me up Scotty.” “Cut!!! You’re mixing up lines again. All of those lines are from different movies!” ”… Read more »
Okay, okay. I give.
Jor-el my son!
Cut! He’s not Jor-el.
Kal-el my son!
Cut! He’s not Ka-el either.
Luke?
No
Frodo?
No
Tiny Tim?
Did you read the script?
Ok ok, now I remember………
Anakin, I am your father!!!
That’s it! Cut!!!We are taking a 30 min lunch break.
Remember our family motto Jon
Winter is coming!
Cut! Does this set look like Game of thrones?
So ya wanna learn ta dance, kid? Okay, here we go! One-two-cha-cha-cha! Three-four-cha-cha-cha…!
Hey! I Love to dance…too. but mostly the macarena!
Oh yeah! That’s the one that goes:
“I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
HOT Jalapena!!!”
Now it’s time for lunch. Macarena and cheese.
lol, i just did the dance in my head to those words. now i’m hungry for some kraft macarena.
With jalapenas (for those who noticed, yes, I know it’s spelled incorrectly, but “jalapenO” doesn’t rhyme with “MacarenA”)?
Grandson, I will give you my most prized possession.
Your car!
No, my cape.
Oh yay…… I guess when I’m older I’ll just pass it over to my own grandchild…… Still would’ve liked the Mercedes-Benz though .
I came from your future to tell you that chicks do NOT dig grown men in Superman pajamas. Don’t do it.
Greetings Highlander.
Not again.Cut!!!
Hey! I Liked Highlander! Especially Sean Connery playing a Spaniard who speaks English with a Welsh accent! Brilliant!
Highlander is one of the best action/ drama movies that came out in the 1980’s
Excuse me young man, but this looks like a job for Super Santa Clause!!!
Cut! This is a show about Superman not Santa. And you’re mixing up the two.
But they both have a place at the North Pole and fly right?
Please read the script. Krypton, scene 34, take 492, action!
I draw the line at Santa Clause!
Who doesn’t love Santa? He rocks.
But if my joke sounded offensive ,I do apologize. I meant no wrong.Santa means a lot to many people, and I’m fan as well. In fact the best part of the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade is when Santa comes along on his sled with Mrs.Clause. They always make him look classy.
Didn’t take offense, Spidey. Was just going with the flow and staying in character.
Thanks for understanding Steve Eden.
You’re a wizard Harry . To Gryffindor I award 50 points.
Cut!
You shall not pass!
Cut!!!
You will be visited by three ghosts Scrooge.
Cut!!!!!
Maybe we can edit some scenes.Krypton, scene 34, take 100,000 action.
Thor, odin son!
No no no!!!! Cut!!!
I am Dracula.
Cut! Dracula is not in this production.
“I never drink… wine.”
Did you know that Bela Legosi played Dracula in the movies only twice. First time was in “Dracula” and the last time was in “Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein”. “Mark of the Vampire” and “Planet 9 from Outer Space” doesn’t count because although he wore the famous cape and tux, he was playing different characters.
Did Legosi have any lines in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein? I don’t remember if he did or not. Funny thing about Frankenstein. It really should be Frankenstein’s monster. Frankenstein was the mad scientist that created the monster.
Yes, Legosi had the bulk of the “bad-guy” lines. While A&C were playing it all for laughs, the bad guys were playing it all straight and that’s one of the reasons the movie was so funny. And yes, you are right about the Frankenstein name being the scientist not the creature. But the viewing public came to call the reanimated corpse by the “family” surname and it stuck. Like Legosi, Boris Karloff only played the creature twice in “Frankenstein” And “The Bride of Frankenstein”. The actor who played said creature in “A&C Meet Frankie” was Glenn Strange, who also played… Read more »
Grandpa, is Krypton spelled with a cri?
No my grandchild. It’s spelled with a kry.
Remember Bastian, we are all part of the neverening story.
Cut! His name is not Bastian!
Remember Atreyu, we are all part of the neverending story.
Cut! This not the Neverending Story, his name is Seg-el not Atreyu.
Ok. Got it………….
Simba!
Cut!No
Simon?
No
Sam?
No
How about Stan?
No
Can I call him Bob?
Bob-el?…….. No
“You’ve got to come back with me.”
“Where?”
“Back to the future!”
Boy: Grandpa.
Old Man: Yes.
Boy: Is that the window curtain on your back?
Old Man: Maybe.
Oh Great Rao! I just can’t believe it’s not BUTTER!!
It’s true! They’re rebooting “Santa Claus: The Movie”!
” I am the very model of a modern Major-General.”
A Gilbert and Sullivan reference! Really?! I AM impressed!
I highly recommend the 1983 Pirates of Penzance movie Staring Kevin Kline. Great film.
Thank you. Can’t go wrong with the classics.
Be very still grandpa. There’s this strange metal thing on your back.
Is it gone?
Nope.
Is that thing still on my back?
No grandpa.
Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!!!!
I’ve just made the greatest discovery of all time. I call it the Phantom Zone. I think your Grandma will be the first person to go and visit…forever.
Don’t worry son, I’ve got you.
You got me, who’s got you?
This weird robot on my back.
Cool.
Wait, you mean to tell me I’m nothing but a projection from some crystals?
Tell me everything. Starting with crystals.
Where are we going for vacation Grandpa?
A place called Earth.
Holiday Roooooaaaad. Holiday Roooooooad
“Be excellent to one another, and…….. Party on dudes!!!!!”
Grandpa, were you watching Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure again?
Awesome!!!
Look papa! I am a real boy!
Pinocchio you are a real boy!