Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

It took three hours, but I’m finally done digitally removing Henry Cavill’s mustache.
Previous Caption Contest

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January 11, 2018 12:17 am

Quick! Did you get the tickets for JL?

JL? I thought we were seeing the greatest showman.


Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 3:30 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Hey! I LOVED “The Greatest Showman”!

Great post, though!

January 13, 2018 4:59 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Ya know, I kinda want to see that movie. I heard good things about the greatest showman.

Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 7:35 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

I liked it, but I’d have to admit that it is not for everyone. I like musicals… a lot. And this one has the lyricists from “La La Land”. If you don’t care for that kind of thing, you probably wouldn’t enjoy it. But as for me, I loved it.

January 11, 2018 12:18 am

“You must learn the ways of the force Luke.”
“Cut!!! This is the Krypton series, not a reboot of Star Wars!
Krypton, scene 34, take 9, action!”

January 11, 2018 12:59 am

The first one to blink gets to see JL twice in a row!
Yessss, son, it’s hard, I know, but life sucks!

January 11, 2018 3:11 am

You take selfies. I wear a Cape. It’s not a perfect world.

January 11, 2018 6:16 am

Don’t worry, Global Quakes is just Fake News

January 11, 2018 9:13 am

This is jiu jitsu

January 11, 2018 11:04 am

Is that Anthony Hopkins wearing Superman pajamas? What TV/movie is this from?

January 12, 2018 7:28 pm
Reply to  kaiserthegreat

i think it’s from the new show krypton and not hopkins

January 11, 2018 12:38 pm

” I finally got the movie tickets.”
“Finally! Now that you bought tickets for the right film, we can finally see the movie”
” Yep. I can’t wait to see Star Wars.”
” Wait, Star Wars? I said Justice League!”

Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 3:33 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Hey! I LOVED… well… liked… oh, never mind.

January 13, 2018 5:01 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

I thought Star Wars was a good movie. It did have some problems, but I liked it. Not the best out of the series, but I’d see it again.

Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 7:41 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

While I enjoyed seeing Luke again, it seemed a little redundant. I did enjoy it as a stand-alone popcorn movie, it didn’t quite have that same 40’s serial feeling that the original had. A couple of easter eggs did make add to the fun, though. At least it was better than the three prequels, imo.

January 11, 2018 12:48 pm

“Um, grandpa?”


“They’re no longer showing Justice League at the movie theater.”

“What did you say?”

” justice league isn’t playing anymore.”


Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 3:34 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Hey! I… uhm… huh?

January 13, 2018 5:02 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Are they still showing Justice League? I haven’t been to the movies since December.

Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 7:44 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

At the theater I regularly frequent here in good ol’ Fort Worth, Texas, its last day was January 11th. Star Wars is still goin’, but attendance is down now.

January 11, 2018 3:45 pm

Look, kid, I know you want a cape, who wouldn’t, they are so cool, but you just aren’t old enough. Maybe when you grow up you can handle a cape, but you just can’t pull this look off. Me? I look awesome.

January 11, 2018 7:40 pm

See Billy, you never outgrow your first Superman pajamas!

January 11, 2018 7:52 pm

Grandfather, is it pronounced “Krypton” or “Kryptin”?

January 11, 2018 10:34 pm

You did what to my car?

January 11, 2018 11:05 pm

I know, i’m nervous too. Gal Gadot is right over there!

How does my hair look?

January 12, 2018 12:50 am

Boy: I’m u from the past to tell u not to push the button.
Man: U r too late. Go further back into the past to a younger u to come to the not this far future to tell me. I mean…. u know what I mean, you’re me.

January 12, 2018 12:52 am

Grandpa, thanks for bringing me to see Daft Punk in concert.

January 12, 2018 6:09 am

Never tug on the cape

January 12, 2018 7:29 pm
Reply to  Hailex

nor spit into the wind

January 12, 2018 11:47 pm

Remember my son, tights and flights are nothing to be ashamed of.

January 13, 2018 12:29 am


January 13, 2018 12:41 am

Metallos behind me?

January 13, 2018 12:42 am

And that, is the story of the birds and the bees.

Da Puertorican
January 13, 2018 2:42 am

Remember… always remember… no tights no flight!
And these are not tights!

January 13, 2018 10:43 am

Back in my day, we had staring contests to settle disputes. Ready? Go.

January 13, 2018 10:59 am

“Kal-el my son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-el. I am your father.”

“Um my name isn’t Kal-el,it’s Seg-el”

January 13, 2018 11:15 am

“Remember, you must never interfere with human history.”

” But Grandpa, we’re Kryptonian.”

“Never mind what I said then.”

January 13, 2018 11:24 am

“Welcome to Jurassic park! I’m Bat man.You must learn the ways of the force, and travel to the lands of Mordor Mr. Anderson. There you will accumulate the knowledge of all 28 known galaxies and destroy the one ring. You will make my strength your own. See my life through your eyes as it is seen through mine. The son becomes the father, the father becomes the son. But Remember, the force will be with you always! Live long and prosper. Beam me up Scotty.” “Cut!!! You’re mixing up lines again. All of those lines are from different movies!” ”… Read more »

Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 3:37 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Okay, okay. I give.

January 13, 2018 5:09 pm

Jor-el my son!

Cut! He’s not Jor-el.

Kal-el my son!

Cut! He’s not Ka-el either.





Tiny Tim?

Did you read the script?

Ok ok, now I remember………
Anakin, I am your father!!!

That’s it! Cut!!!We are taking a 30 min lunch break.

January 13, 2018 5:18 pm

Remember our family motto Jon
Winter is coming!

Cut! Does this set look like Game of thrones?

Steve Eden
January 13, 2018 7:46 pm

So ya wanna learn ta dance, kid? Okay, here we go! One-two-cha-cha-cha! Three-four-cha-cha-cha…!

January 13, 2018 8:34 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Hey! I Love to dance…too. but mostly the macarena!

Steve Eden
January 17, 2018 5:02 pm
Reply to  superhero

Oh yeah! That’s the one that goes:
“I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
I need a glass of water cause I ate a jalapena.
HOT Jalapena!!!”

Now it’s time for lunch. Macarena and cheese.

January 17, 2018 5:04 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

lol, i just did the dance in my head to those words. now i’m hungry for some kraft macarena.

Steve Eden
January 17, 2018 5:57 pm
Reply to  superhero

With jalapenas (for those who noticed, yes, I know it’s spelled incorrectly, but “jalapenO” doesn’t rhyme with “MacarenA”)?

January 13, 2018 7:54 pm

Grandson, I will give you my most prized possession.

Your car!

No, my cape.

Oh yay…… I guess when I’m older I’ll just pass it over to my own grandchild…… Still would’ve liked the Mercedes-Benz though .

January 13, 2018 11:07 pm

I came from your future to tell you that chicks do NOT dig grown men in Superman pajamas. Don’t do it.

January 14, 2018 2:01 am

Greetings Highlander.

Not again.Cut!!!

Steve Eden
January 17, 2018 5:04 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Hey! I Liked Highlander! Especially Sean Connery playing a Spaniard who speaks English with a Welsh accent! Brilliant!

January 18, 2018 1:41 am
Reply to  Steve Eden

Highlander is one of the best action/ drama movies that came out in the 1980’s

January 14, 2018 2:12 am

Excuse me young man, but this looks like a job for Super Santa Clause!!!

Cut! This is a show about Superman not Santa. And you’re mixing up the two.

But they both have a place at the North Pole and fly right?

Please read the script. Krypton, scene 34, take 492, action!

Steve Eden
January 17, 2018 5:05 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

I draw the line at Santa Clause!

January 18, 2018 1:42 am
Reply to  Steve Eden

Who doesn’t love Santa? He rocks.

January 18, 2018 2:31 am
Reply to  Superman2878

But if my joke sounded offensive ,I do apologize. I meant no wrong.Santa means a lot to many people, and I’m fan as well. In fact the best part of the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade is when Santa comes along on his sled with Mrs.Clause. They always make him look classy.

Steve Eden
January 18, 2018 1:56 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Didn’t take offense, Spidey. Was just going with the flow and staying in character.

January 19, 2018 12:01 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Thanks for understanding Steve Eden.

January 14, 2018 12:42 pm

You’re a wizard Harry . To Gryffindor I award 50 points.


You shall not pass!


You will be visited by three ghosts Scrooge.


Maybe we can edit some scenes.Krypton, scene 34, take 100,000 action.

Thor, odin son!

No no no!!!! Cut!!!

January 14, 2018 12:46 pm

I am Dracula.

Cut! Dracula is not in this production.

Steve Eden
January 17, 2018 5:11 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

“I never drink… wine.”

Did you know that Bela Legosi played Dracula in the movies only twice. First time was in “Dracula” and the last time was in “Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein”. “Mark of the Vampire” and “Planet 9 from Outer Space” doesn’t count because although he wore the famous cape and tux, he was playing different characters.

January 18, 2018 1:47 am
Reply to  Steve Eden

Did Legosi have any lines in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein? I don’t remember if he did or not. Funny thing about Frankenstein. It really should be Frankenstein’s monster. Frankenstein was the mad scientist that created the monster.

Steve Eden
January 18, 2018 1:52 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Yes, Legosi had the bulk of the “bad-guy” lines. While A&C were playing it all for laughs, the bad guys were playing it all straight and that’s one of the reasons the movie was so funny. And yes, you are right about the Frankenstein name being the scientist not the creature. But the viewing public came to call the reanimated corpse by the “family” surname and it stuck. Like Legosi, Boris Karloff only played the creature twice in “Frankenstein” And “The Bride of Frankenstein”. The actor who played said creature in “A&C Meet Frankie” was Glenn Strange, who also played… Read more »

January 14, 2018 12:52 pm

Grandpa, is Krypton spelled with a cri?

No my grandchild. It’s spelled with a kry.

January 14, 2018 2:51 pm

Remember Bastian, we are all part of the neverening story.

Cut! His name is not Bastian!

Remember Atreyu, we are all part of the neverending story.

Cut! This not the Neverending Story, his name is Seg-el not Atreyu.

Ok. Got it………….






How about Stan?


Can I call him Bob?

Bob-el?…….. No

January 14, 2018 5:24 pm

“You’ve got to come back with me.”
“Back to the future!”

January 14, 2018 5:29 pm

Boy: Grandpa.
Old Man: Yes.
Boy: Is that the window curtain on your back?
Old Man: Maybe.

January 14, 2018 9:05 pm

Oh Great Rao! I just can’t believe it’s not BUTTER!!

January 15, 2018 4:41 am

It’s true! They’re rebooting “Santa Claus: The Movie”!

January 15, 2018 12:39 pm

” I am the very model of a modern Major-General.”

Steve Eden
January 17, 2018 5:14 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

A Gilbert and Sullivan reference! Really?! I AM impressed!

January 18, 2018 1:49 am
Reply to  Steve Eden

I highly recommend the 1983 Pirates of Penzance movie Staring Kevin Kline. Great film.

January 19, 2018 12:04 pm
Reply to  Steve Eden

Thank you. Can’t go wrong with the classics.

January 16, 2018 10:18 am

Be very still grandpa. There’s this strange metal thing on your back.

Is it gone?


January 19, 2018 6:37 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Is that thing still on my back?

No grandpa.

Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!!!!

January 16, 2018 4:17 pm

I’ve just made the greatest discovery of all time. I call it the Phantom Zone. I think your Grandma will be the first person to go and visit…forever.

January 17, 2018 3:10 pm

Don’t worry son, I’ve got you.

You got me, who’s got you?

This weird robot on my back.


January 20, 2018 7:58 am

Wait, you mean to tell me I’m nothing but a projection from some crystals?

January 20, 2018 1:31 pm

Tell me everything. Starting with crystals.

January 20, 2018 10:41 pm

Where are we going for vacation Grandpa?

A place called Earth.

Holiday Roooooaaaad. Holiday Roooooooad

January 21, 2018 7:15 pm

“Be excellent to one another, and…….. Party on dudes!!!!!”

Grandpa, were you watching Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure again?


January 23, 2018 3:55 pm

Look papa! I am a real boy!

Pinocchio you are a real boy!