Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

New Roosterman:
“Nooooo!!! Alright Lex, you win!! I’ll do anything if you JUST STOP SINGING ‘ACHY BREAKY HEART’!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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roy-el
roy-el
December 14, 2017 1:23 am

This check goes to Christopher Reeve for being in my movie.

roy-el
roy-el
December 14, 2017 1:26 am

I can’t believe I bought this retro computer for only $1,900

roy-el
roy-el
December 14, 2017 1:28 am

Tell me monitor, is the ghost of Christmas still behind me?

Superman2878
December 14, 2017 1:43 am

I hope Santa has e-mail so he can read my Christmas list.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
December 14, 2017 3:09 am

10 PRINT “Everyone who reads this is stupid.”
20 GOTO 10
RUN
*giggle*

Randarch
Randarch
December 14, 2017 5:44 pm
Reply to  Stefan-El

^ Stefan-El, I humbly award you ‘the internet’ for that one.

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 9:04 pm
Reply to  Stefan-El

i admit i had to look up this reference, but good stuff!

dragon22a
dragon22a
December 14, 2017 8:37 am

Alright I’ve got a symbol, a capital, and a number. There is no way my password is still too weak… Oh come on!

dragon22a
dragon22a
December 14, 2017 8:42 am

Every person who’s ever had to read that little code you need to activate Microsoft Office.

dragon22a
dragon22a
December 14, 2017 8:46 am

When you discover everyone else got the email to work from home today but yours went to your spam folder.

dragon22a
dragon22a
December 14, 2017 8:48 am

Checking the numbers on your lottery ticked against the drawing results for the fourth time.

dragon22a
dragon22a
December 14, 2017 9:04 am

“No I will not pay double the price for a Fingerling on Amazon, free shipping be damned!”

MattComics
MattComics
December 14, 2017 10:15 am

Ok which is worse, this script or the check for our effects budget?

Kal-Ed
December 14, 2017 11:21 am

New Google search: Reaganomics.

Kal-Ed
December 14, 2017 11:24 am

Even (Ross) Webster’s Mighty Dictionary cannot translate the meaning of Bodenschleifgeräteverleih.

david1701a
david1701a
December 14, 2017 1:10 pm

“I will begin a savings account just in case automation sets in…”

superhero
superhero
December 14, 2017 5:02 pm

Who is CtrlAltDelete?

superhero
superhero
December 14, 2017 5:03 pm

These user agreements are getting ridiculous!

superhero
superhero
December 14, 2017 5:05 pm

Let’s see if i can win this weeks SupermanHomepage caption contest…

Randarch
Randarch
December 14, 2017 5:45 pm
Reply to  superhero

😉

superhero
superhero
December 14, 2017 5:07 pm

PC load letter? What the #$%@ does THAT mean?!

MattComics
MattComics
December 14, 2017 5:22 pm

Now that net-neutrality is dead the only thing I can afford to stream is Superman III.

MichaelSacal
MichaelSacal
December 14, 2017 5:25 pm

It took three hours, but I’m finally done digitally removing Henry Cavill’s mustache.

superhero
superhero
December 14, 2017 5:43 pm

Next Season on MR. ROBOT…

superhero
superhero
December 14, 2017 7:16 pm

Hello, Friend.

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 14, 2017 10:18 pm

The Origin of the movie Office Space

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 14, 2017 10:19 pm

Yup, and that’s how you program a tornado.

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 14, 2017 10:21 pm

Movember all year round

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 14, 2017 10:22 pm

How did I just delete the internet?

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 14, 2017 10:24 pm

A one year membership to the jelly of the month club?

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 14, 2017 10:24 pm

How about I just give myself a Christmas bonus

Superman2878
December 15, 2017 1:51 am

Computer: Do you want to play a game?

Richard Pryor: I’ve seen this movie, so my answer is no.

Bill-El
Bill-El
December 15, 2017 5:10 am

I’m confused, this says over $600m at the Box Office.
They said it was a flop!?

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:03 am

Hello, Joshua…

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:04 am

Computer, destruct sequence one, code one, one A

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:04 am

Look! I’m hacking a network before networks were invented!

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:04 am

Enter password? Try, “Superman.”

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:05 am

Would I like to report this error to Microsoft? What’s Microsoft?

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:07 am

10 create internet
20 rem creator “Al Gore”
RUN

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:07 am

Before I log into the WebCO satellite, can we invent computer networking?

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:09 am

This would be *SO* much easier with a cell phone.

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:10 am

Hello, may I speak to the internet please?

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:11 am

I asked you to run Windows 10 on a 1980s computer with 2K of RAM, and you couldn’t even do that one simple thing?

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:17 am

“The Matrix has you Neo?” Who’s Neo?

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:18 am

I call it “Skynet” — trust me, it’s harmless.

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:19 am

Attractive singles in Metropolis want to meet me? Cool!

robertgillis
December 15, 2017 9:20 am

Trying to alter his paycheck, Gus Gorman accidentally creates the Matrix.

Superman2878
December 15, 2017 10:27 am

On the next episode of catfish

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 5:04 pm

how do i swipe right on this thing?

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 8:04 pm

Henry’s ‘Stache and got nothing on mine!

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 8:06 pm

We really do live in an analog age

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 9:09 pm

Dear Rotten Tomatoes,
What do you think now?

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 9:10 pm

These kitten videos will NEVER get old!

superhero
superhero
December 15, 2017 9:15 pm

the dancing baby is just too cute

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 16, 2017 8:29 am

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A start

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 16, 2017 8:30 am

The next time they ask me to come in on a Saturday I’m going to burn this place to the ground

Superman2878
December 20, 2017 11:19 pm

Entering my code for my gift certificate and……. What! Code expired?

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 27, 2017 11:19 pm

So wait, you’re telling me I can’t have 4 digits for the year with this computer built in 1983?

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 30, 2017 10:37 pm

Webscoe Industries – Hack your way to the top

mnostl32
mnostl32
December 30, 2017 10:38 pm

Who needs Brainiac when you can have Gus Gorman

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 7, 2018 2:47 pm

No 4k monitor? This is ridiculous.

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 7, 2018 2:47 pm

I can’t believe it’s 2018 and they give me this old hunk of junk as a computer.