Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

New Roosterman:
“Nooooo!!! Alright Lex, you win!! I’ll do anything if you JUST STOP SINGING ‘ACHY BREAKY HEART’!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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roy-el
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roy-el

This check goes to Christopher Reeve for being in my movie.

roy-el
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roy-el

I can’t believe I bought this retro computer for only $1,900

roy-el
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roy-el

Tell me monitor, is the ghost of Christmas still behind me?

Superman2878
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Superman2878

I hope Santa has e-mail so he can read my Christmas list.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

10 PRINT “Everyone who reads this is stupid.”
20 GOTO 10
RUN
*giggle*

Randarch
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Randarch

^ Stefan-El, I humbly award you ‘the internet’ for that one.

superhero
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superhero

i admit i had to look up this reference, but good stuff!

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Alright I’ve got a symbol, a capital, and a number. There is no way my password is still too weak… Oh come on!

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Every person who’s ever had to read that little code you need to activate Microsoft Office.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

When you discover everyone else got the email to work from home today but yours went to your spam folder.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Checking the numbers on your lottery ticked against the drawing results for the fourth time.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

“No I will not pay double the price for a Fingerling on Amazon, free shipping be damned!”

MattComics
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MattComics

Ok which is worse, this script or the check for our effects budget?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

New Google search: Reaganomics.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Even (Ross) Webster’s Mighty Dictionary cannot translate the meaning of Bodenschleifgeräteverleih.

Guest

“I will begin a savings account just in case automation sets in…”

superhero
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superhero

Who is CtrlAltDelete?

superhero
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superhero

These user agreements are getting ridiculous!

superhero
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superhero

Let’s see if i can win this weeks SupermanHomepage caption contest…

Randarch
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Randarch

😉

superhero
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superhero

PC load letter? What the #$%@ does THAT mean?!

MattComics
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MattComics

Now that net-neutrality is dead the only thing I can afford to stream is Superman III.

Guest

It took three hours, but I’m finally done digitally removing Henry Cavill’s mustache.

superhero
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superhero

Next Season on MR. ROBOT…

superhero
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superhero

Hello, Friend.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

The Origin of the movie Office Space

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Yup, and that’s how you program a tornado.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Movember all year round

mnostl32
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mnostl32

How did I just delete the internet?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

A one year membership to the jelly of the month club?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

How about I just give myself a Christmas bonus

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Computer: Do you want to play a game?

Richard Pryor: I’ve seen this movie, so my answer is no.

Bill-El
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Bill-El

I’m confused, this says over $600m at the Box Office.
They said it was a flop!?

robertgillis
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Hello, Joshua…

robertgillis
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Computer, destruct sequence one, code one, one A

robertgillis
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Look! I’m hacking a network before networks were invented!

robertgillis
Member

Enter password? Try, “Superman.”

robertgillis
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Would I like to report this error to Microsoft? What’s Microsoft?

robertgillis
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10 create internet
20 rem creator “Al Gore”
RUN

robertgillis
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Before I log into the WebCO satellite, can we invent computer networking?

robertgillis
Member

This would be *SO* much easier with a cell phone.

robertgillis
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Hello, may I speak to the internet please?

robertgillis
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I asked you to run Windows 10 on a 1980s computer with 2K of RAM, and you couldn’t even do that one simple thing?

robertgillis
Member

“The Matrix has you Neo?” Who’s Neo?

robertgillis
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I call it “Skynet” — trust me, it’s harmless.

robertgillis
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Attractive singles in Metropolis want to meet me? Cool!

robertgillis
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Trying to alter his paycheck, Gus Gorman accidentally creates the Matrix.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

On the next episode of catfish

superhero
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superhero

how do i swipe right on this thing?

superhero
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superhero

Henry’s ‘Stache and got nothing on mine!

superhero
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superhero

We really do live in an analog age

superhero
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superhero

Dear Rotten Tomatoes,
What do you think now?

superhero
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superhero

These kitten videos will NEVER get old!

superhero
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superhero

the dancing baby is just too cute

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A start

mnostl32
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mnostl32

The next time they ask me to come in on a Saturday I’m going to burn this place to the ground

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Entering my code for my gift certificate and……. What! Code expired?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

So wait, you’re telling me I can’t have 4 digits for the year with this computer built in 1983?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Webscoe Industries – Hack your way to the top

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Who needs Brainiac when you can have Gus Gorman

mnostl32
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mnostl32

No 4k monitor? This is ridiculous.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I can’t believe it’s 2018 and they give me this old hunk of junk as a computer.