Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Randarch:
(Reading) “Clark, thanks for a wonderful night… LANA?!?”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

*singing* And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII will always love Youuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuii!

roy-el
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roy-el

Critics? I don’t hear them. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala

roy-el
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roy-el

No Ma! I won’t eat my Brussel sprouts!

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Superman’s response to getting a hair cut in the 1990’s.
No no no no!!! I like my long hair!

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Ahhrgh…! C-can´t stand it a-anymore. N-no more j-jokes about Martha, pleaaase!

svillar13
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svillar13

If I have to hear Led Zeppelin’s The Immigrant one more time! AHHHHHHHHH

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Nobody does Waterboarding when listening to Celine Dion is the latest fashion in modern torture methods.

superhero
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superhero

if i have to hear “because i’m batman” one more time…

G.Clark
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Glen Clark

For the love of Rao, No More Nickleback!

afriend
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afriend

Tim Burton wanted to do what?! Noooooo…!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman’s typical emotional response when he disobeys his father to reverse time and save Lois.

mglasgo
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mglasgo

CHICKEN gravy….on the TURKEY?? Nooooooooooo…….

superhero
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superhero

Picasso’s latest masterpiece: Screaming Superman

MattComics
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MattComics

“Somebody save ME from this Remy Zero song!”

JasEl
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JasEl

Please Rao!!! NO MORE!!! Please turn off the Beiber!!

superhero
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superhero

i couldn’t agree more

CAJustise
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CAJustise

While watching the nightly news, Clark learns what his favorite actor just got accused of doing…

Super16k
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Super16k

OH God, please Nooooooo! I can’t stand that Danny Elfman score! Bring back Junkie Xl!!!

SupermanArmy
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SupermanArmy

Justice League box office results and Rotten Tomato score!! Noooo!! I won’t hear it! It’s killing my character!!!

Troy Cornelsen
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Troy Cornelsen

“Who won?….I think Lex was a better president.”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Curse you Lex and your dog frequency

RobertAnthony
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RobertAnthony

I fought the Nazis in WWII and I am not in the four-show Crossover?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

kalel31583
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YES! I know The Punisher dropped on November 17!

MattComics
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MattComics

Bruno Mannheim Steamroller? That IS ugly!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

If I have to save one person who falls off a building I’m going to scream my lungs out….

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

When you can hear every frequency known to man, your ears would bleed too.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Please, no more Black Friday deals, I’m overwhelmed already.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lois said no. NOOOOOOO!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I hate cutting onions, I can never hold the tears back.

Randarch
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Randarch

“Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah”

Randarch
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Randarch

“Whole wheat waffles?!?”

Randarch
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Randarch

Jon: “Dad, can I get a ‘Turboman’ doll for Christmas?”

MattComics
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MattComics

Great Rao, another trailer with relentless “BWAM!”

New Roosterman
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New Roosterman

“Nooooo!!! Alright Lex, you win.!! I’ll do anything if you JUST STOP SINGING ACHY BREAKY HEART!”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Why so many Christmas tunes already?!?

Randarch
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Randarch

“There! Are! Four! Lights!”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Yes, I can save the world alone!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Will someone just feed me pie!! PLEASE!!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Clark really learned his lesson on how not to get your ears pierced.

Randarch
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Randarch

“Chris, great news! We’re bringing Lester back to direct!”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

They’re going to replace me with Daniel Dae Kim?!? NOOOOOOOOO!