Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
(Reading) “Clark, thanks for a wonderful night… LANA?!?”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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*singing* And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII will always love Youuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuii!
Critics? I don’t hear them. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala
No Ma! I won’t eat my Brussel sprouts!
Superman’s response to getting a hair cut in the 1990’s.
No no no no!!! I like my long hair!
Ahhrgh…! C-can´t stand it a-anymore. N-no more j-jokes about Martha, pleaaase!
If I have to hear Led Zeppelin’s The Immigrant one more time! AHHHHHHHHH
Nobody does Waterboarding when listening to Celine Dion is the latest fashion in modern torture methods.
if i have to hear “because i’m batman” one more time…
For the love of Rao, No More Nickleback!
Tim Burton wanted to do what?! Noooooo…!
Superman’s typical emotional response when he disobeys his father to reverse time and save Lois.
CHICKEN gravy….on the TURKEY?? Nooooooooooo…….
Picasso’s latest masterpiece: Screaming Superman
“Somebody save ME from this Remy Zero song!”
Please Rao!!! NO MORE!!! Please turn off the Beiber!!
i couldn’t agree more
While watching the nightly news, Clark learns what his favorite actor just got accused of doing…
OH God, please Nooooooo! I can’t stand that Danny Elfman score! Bring back Junkie Xl!!!
Justice League box office results and Rotten Tomato score!! Noooo!! I won’t hear it! It’s killing my character!!!
“Who won?….I think Lex was a better president.”
Curse you Lex and your dog frequency
I fought the Nazis in WWII and I am not in the four-show Crossover?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
YES! I know The Punisher dropped on November 17!
Bruno Mannheim Steamroller? That IS ugly!
If I have to save one person who falls off a building I’m going to scream my lungs out….
Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
When you can hear every frequency known to man, your ears would bleed too.
Please, no more Black Friday deals, I’m overwhelmed already.
Lois said no. NOOOOOOO!
I hate cutting onions, I can never hold the tears back.
“Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah”
“Whole wheat waffles?!?”
Jon: “Dad, can I get a ‘Turboman’ doll for Christmas?”
Great Rao, another trailer with relentless “BWAM!”
“Nooooo!!! Alright Lex, you win.!! I’ll do anything if you JUST STOP SINGING ACHY BREAKY HEART!”
Why so many Christmas tunes already?!?
“There! Are! Four! Lights!”
Yes, I can save the world alone!
Will someone just feed me pie!! PLEASE!!!!
Clark really learned his lesson on how not to get your ears pierced.
“Chris, great news! We’re bringing Lester back to direct!”
They’re going to replace me with Daniel Dae Kim?!? NOOOOOOOOO!