Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
“Ok, Superman, please start reading the first line.”
“C-…R-I-…P-T-O-N”
“Well done!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

Tell your friends
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  • 2
  •  
Notify of
cybersm5
Member
cybersm5

Lois, can you hear me? Someone stole my phone cord! …Lois?

johnny
Member
johnny

Sorry Chief, I cant come in today. I got a Super-cold

jeffey
Guest
jeffey

This is the last I fix this phone using leftover parts from Wonder Woman’s jet

johnny
Member
johnny

Whats that? Im late for Man of Steel 2?

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Lois, I understand what time it is in Tokyo, but here it’s 3 in the morning.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Superman pretended to use a phone while listening with his Super hearing

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

…no Lois, you didn´t disturb me. I had to get up anyway as the phone was just ringing.

tordis
Member
tordis

Whoa, whoa, slow down, Jimmy! What do you mean someone found the body?

lemarjones
Member
lemarjones

Kent here…Wait. Who are you, again, and what do you want?…You’re 1961 and you’re calling for your phone back?!!

Mr Mxy
Member
Mr Mxy

Still no reception? ugh, AT & T sucks!

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Caller: Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me? I just want to say: I love you man…
Clark: Bruce, it’s 3am, are you up drinking again?

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Superman IV? Tell the studio I won’t even get out of bed without story control…

MattComics
Member
MattComics

“I’m gonna call in sick so I can finish season 1 of Luke Cage!”

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Jimmy, How much red kryptonite did I have last night?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Yes, I do sleep with my glasses on.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Clark: I’ve never used one of these hotlines before
Call taker: So what are you wearing?
Clark: um glasses and flanel pyjamas
Call taker: click

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

No Lois I love the green paint you chose. Yes I’m fine with the fact I can’t see through this lead base paint. OK see you when you get home.

robertgillis
Member

Of course it’s a cordless phone! This is the silver age!

robertgillis
Member

ALFRED! Tell Bruce it’s the Bat-Phone!

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Hello..what? Bruce no I don’t want to hit your new club with your groupies. I know I’m square…goodbye

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Yes, I’ll accept a collect call from Kandor

robertgillis
Member

Commissioner, for the last time, this is NOT the Bat-Phone!

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

3am ring ring
Clark: Hello
Voice: Is this Clark? *snicker*I know your secret…. Superman, hee hee
Clark: Dammit Barry I’m going to melt your boots to the ground

robertgillis
Member

Why yes, my refrigerator is running.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Hi Mario? I was wondering if you have any time for a roots touch up? My blue is showing again, yes jet black 223, see you then.

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Nice!

robertgillis
Member

Hello, radio station? I’d like to send a dedicate a song. Well, I had a fight with my best friend, and it got way out of control. Can you please play “Martha?”

robertgillis
Member

Hi, this is the apartment downstairs, SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

robertgillis
Member

Father, please stop calling me from the fortress. If I need advice I’ll use the crystals.

robertgillis
Member

Hello, police,? Someone stole my phone cord!

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Hi Queen Hippolyta, is Diana around? Oh I see. Please let her know I called and tell her its all a misunderstanding Lois means nothing anymore

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Yes former President Obama, I can make “Him” disappear.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Ma I told you, you don’t need to send me red underwear anymore.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

No I don’t know Lois, why does the pony wear pants?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Bruce, I know how much money you have, now give me my $20!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Yes Bruce, Aquaman did give me these pyjamas. Wait how did you know I was wearing these?

superhero
Member
superhero

hello? Moe’s Tavern? can i speak to “Hugh Jass?

Randarch
Member
Randarch

🙂

Jpx98
Member
Jpx98

No, for the last time, I don’t need my Chimney cleaned, we have gas fireplace, so no smoke is going up our chimney making it dirty, so please stop calling,some people like to sleep in, after battling Dakside all night. Click

Jpx98
Member
Jpx98

Clark Kent this Publishing Clearing House you just won $100,000 dollars for life! Sorry this Clark White.

Well now I feel really stupid.

Hum your still on the phone with me.

Jpx98
Member
Jpx98

What your giving me a new costume, great, great, aw nuts. The disappointing news Clark gets, that he still won’t be getting his red trunks back for his new Supersuit from Dan Didio

superhero
Member
superhero

Hello, Domino’s?

Randarch
Member
Randarch

David Spade: Do you have ‘Prince Albert’ in a can?

superhero
Member
superhero

well, ya better let ’em out!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Yes I heard about Bob, I’m thinking of him and his family!

MattComics
Member
MattComics

..Winn? How did you get this number?

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Lost for ideas at the time, the artist decide he would ‘cgi-in’ the rest of Clark’s apartment later…

superhero
Member
superhero

ok, lemme get this straight. so you’re saying i can save 15% on my insurance just for switching?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

No, I’m sorry, I’m not interested in free long distance.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Yes, I’d like an extra large cheese pizza with delivery please.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

I know, I can’t believe the Falcons won the Superbowl! It’s like Lex becoming President.