Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
“Ok, Superman, please start reading the first line.”
“C-…R-I-…P-T-O-N”
“Well done!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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cybersm5
cybersm5
January 26, 2017 12:39 am

Lois, can you hear me? Someone stole my phone cord! …Lois?

johnny
johnny
January 26, 2017 12:49 am

Sorry Chief, I cant come in today. I got a Super-cold

jeffey
jeffey
January 26, 2017 12:50 am

This is the last I fix this phone using leftover parts from Wonder Woman’s jet

johnny
johnny
January 26, 2017 12:51 am

Whats that? Im late for Man of Steel 2?

roy-el
roy-el
January 26, 2017 2:19 am

Lois, I understand what time it is in Tokyo, but here it’s 3 in the morning.

roy-el
roy-el
January 26, 2017 2:23 am

Superman pretended to use a phone while listening with his Super hearing

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
January 26, 2017 3:32 am

…no Lois, you didn´t disturb me. I had to get up anyway as the phone was just ringing.

tordis
tordis
January 26, 2017 7:00 am

Whoa, whoa, slow down, Jimmy! What do you mean someone found the body?

lemarjones
lemarjones
January 26, 2017 10:14 am

Kent here…Wait. Who are you, again, and what do you want?…You’re 1961 and you’re calling for your phone back?!!

Mr Mxy
Mr Mxy
January 26, 2017 11:02 am

Still no reception? ugh, AT & T sucks!

Randarch
Randarch
January 26, 2017 2:14 pm

Caller: Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me? I just want to say: I love you man…
Clark: Bruce, it’s 3am, are you up drinking again?

Randarch
Randarch
January 26, 2017 2:16 pm

Superman IV? Tell the studio I won’t even get out of bed without story control…

MattComics
MattComics
January 26, 2017 8:52 pm

“I’m gonna call in sick so I can finish season 1 of Luke Cage!”

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 27, 2017 8:25 am

Jimmy, How much red kryptonite did I have last night?

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 27, 2017 8:26 am

Yes, I do sleep with my glasses on.

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 9:37 pm

Clark: I’ve never used one of these hotlines before
Call taker: So what are you wearing?
Clark: um glasses and flanel pyjamas
Call taker: click

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 9:40 pm

No Lois I love the green paint you chose. Yes I’m fine with the fact I can’t see through this lead base paint. OK see you when you get home.

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 9:45 pm

Of course it’s a cordless phone! This is the silver age!

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 9:46 pm

ALFRED! Tell Bruce it’s the Bat-Phone!

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 9:54 pm

Hello..what? Bruce no I don’t want to hit your new club with your groupies. I know I’m square…goodbye

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 9:55 pm

Yes, I’ll accept a collect call from Kandor

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 10:06 pm

Commissioner, for the last time, this is NOT the Bat-Phone!

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 10:07 pm

3am ring ring
Clark: Hello
Voice: Is this Clark? *snicker*I know your secret…. Superman, hee hee
Clark: Dammit Barry I’m going to melt your boots to the ground

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 10:07 pm

Why yes, my refrigerator is running.

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 10:08 pm

Hi Mario? I was wondering if you have any time for a roots touch up? My blue is showing again, yes jet black 223, see you then.

Randarch
Randarch
January 29, 2017 2:38 pm
Reply to  kal-el76

Nice!

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 10:09 pm

Hello, radio station? I’d like to send a dedicate a song. Well, I had a fight with my best friend, and it got way out of control. Can you please play “Martha?”

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 10:10 pm

Hi, this is the apartment downstairs, SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 10:11 pm

Father, please stop calling me from the fortress. If I need advice I’ll use the crystals.

robertgillis
January 27, 2017 10:12 pm

Hello, police,? Someone stole my phone cord!

kal-el76
kal-el76
January 27, 2017 10:18 pm

Hi Queen Hippolyta, is Diana around? Oh I see. Please let her know I called and tell her its all a misunderstanding Lois means nothing anymore

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 28, 2017 7:36 pm

Yes former President Obama, I can make “Him” disappear.

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 28, 2017 7:37 pm

Ma I told you, you don’t need to send me red underwear anymore.

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 28, 2017 7:46 pm

No I don’t know Lois, why does the pony wear pants?

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 28, 2017 7:47 pm

Bruce, I know how much money you have, now give me my $20!

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 28, 2017 7:50 pm

Yes Bruce, Aquaman did give me these pyjamas. Wait how did you know I was wearing these?

superhero
superhero
January 28, 2017 9:19 pm

hello? Moe’s Tavern? can i speak to “Hugh Jass?

Randarch
Randarch
January 29, 2017 2:39 pm
Reply to  superhero

🙂

Jpx98
Jpx98
January 29, 2017 2:33 am

No, for the last time, I don’t need my Chimney cleaned, we have gas fireplace, so no smoke is going up our chimney making it dirty, so please stop calling,some people like to sleep in, after battling Dakside all night. Click

Jpx98
Jpx98
January 29, 2017 2:38 am

Clark Kent this Publishing Clearing House you just won $100,000 dollars for life! Sorry this Clark White.

Well now I feel really stupid.

Hum your still on the phone with me.

Jpx98
Jpx98
January 29, 2017 2:44 am

What your giving me a new costume, great, great, aw nuts. The disappointing news Clark gets, that he still won’t be getting his red trunks back for his new Supersuit from Dan Didio

superhero
superhero
January 29, 2017 1:52 pm

Hello, Domino’s?

Randarch
Randarch
January 29, 2017 2:41 pm

David Spade: Do you have ‘Prince Albert’ in a can?

superhero
superhero
January 31, 2017 5:25 pm
Reply to  Randarch

well, ya better let ’em out!

mnostl32
mnostl32
January 30, 2017 10:43 am

Yes I heard about Bob, I’m thinking of him and his family!

MattComics
MattComics
January 30, 2017 6:55 pm

..Winn? How did you get this number?

Randarch
Randarch
January 31, 2017 11:49 am

Lost for ideas at the time, the artist decide he would ‘cgi-in’ the rest of Clark’s apartment later…

superhero
superhero
January 31, 2017 5:32 pm

ok, lemme get this straight. so you’re saying i can save 15% on my insurance just for switching?

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 3, 2017 3:37 pm

No, I’m sorry, I’m not interested in free long distance.

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 3, 2017 3:39 pm

Yes, I’d like an extra large cheese pizza with delivery please.

mnostl32
mnostl32
February 3, 2017 3:47 pm

I know, I can’t believe the Falcons won the Superbowl! It’s like Lex becoming President.